Poll: Your Halloween Spanker

Happy Halloween! Sometimes it's fun to be scared...

Which Halloween Spanker is Your Favorite? Schoolmaster with a Cane Gym Teacher with a Paddle Pirate with a Flogger Governess with a Hairbrush Lumberjack with a Switch Blacksmith with a Strap Current Results

Bonnie's Mailbag

Once again, we dig deeply into the MBS mailbag.

Question: How can you manage to invest so much of yourself into a free service?

Response: Randy and I discuss this topic regularly. I struggle to find the ideal balance. There is no doubt that the blog enhances our love life and that in turn enhances everything else. Yet, at some point, enough must be enough. I have a difficult time defining that point.

I've never taken money for the blog and I never will. No advertising. No soliciting for donations. No links I can't believe in. I have to be a shameless mercenary all day long. This place is different. It's mine. I alone decide what belongs here. I'd quit before I would sell out. It simply can't be about money.

I feel torn sometimes because I want this to be a nice little hobby (and nothing more), and yet my perfectionist side aspires to make MBS ever better. Sometimes, I get tired. I'm not tired of writing about spankings or short of ideas, just physically exhausted.

There are a lot of things going on in our lives right now and I yearn for stability. I know it's out there, and within myself. We simply have to find the correct mix. Until then, please excuse me if I don't always post everyday or occasionally neglect my e-mail. That's part of getting things right.

Question: I hope this question isn't too personal. At the conclusion of oral sex, do you swallow or spit?

Response: Yes, I would rate that as a personal question. More often than not, I swallow.

Question: How do your drop down menus work?

Response: If you would like me to send you the HTML code, I will. Otherwise, please feel free to view source on this page and see for yourself. I claim no ownership over this code. Use it as you please to make your blog better!

Question: How many pairs of jeans do you own?

Response: I would guess there are about eight pairs in my closet right now.

Question: If you are spanking someone and they spunk over you do you make them lick it up?

Response: Have you ever read this blog?

Question: Have you ever been made to stand in the hands-on-head position?

Response: The answer is yes and no. Randy and I don't really do discipline. It's just not us. So I've never been "made to stand" as you describe.

On the other hand, we do a lot of role-play, sometimes involving disciplinary themes. In this kind of scenario, I have done corner time. It's not my thing, but occasionally, it can help to set the scene for a good spanking.

Question: Will you exchange links with me?

Response: I've answered this question before, but I still get many such requests.

If you ask nicely, and the blog has significant spanking-oriented material, and I like your content (consensual, adult, not extreme or abusive, respectful of women, reasonably good presentation), then I probably will exchange links. Otherwise, please feel free to save my eyes and your fingers.

Question: Do you think homosexuality is a sin?

Response: Do I look like a theologian? That's a strange and off-topic question. However, you asked my opinion and I will share it: No. Even if I believed it were a sin, it's not my place to judge others. Label them if you must, but people are people. Everyone is entitled to basic respect, dignity, and human rights. I dream of a world where men and women are free to live, learn, and love as they choose, so long as they cause no harm to anyone else.

The God in whom I believe is tolerant and wise. This tolerance allows accepting each person as they are. The wisdom provides for seeing the good, even in individuals who cannot themselves be tolerant. Throughout time, people both great and small have sought to employ religion as a mirror for their own prejudices. These schemes eventually collapse as their self-serving nature is revealed. I will not shun my brothers and sisters.

Question: Do you attribute any of your happiness and togetherness in the "scene" to any kind of twelve step program or therapy?

Response: I've not spent much time with a therapist. I think I'm pretty well adjusted over all. Like anyone, I have issues that arise, but for the most part, I've been able to work through them.

Question: Do you have any problem being loving, life-affirming, and happy while finding excuses/reasons to play?

Response: I have no problem at all "being loving, life-affirming, and happy while finding excuses/reasons to play." For us, spanking is not about discipline or punishment. That's not our game. It's play, plain and simple. We do it because we both enjoy it and it brings us closer together.

Question: What do either you or your partner think of trading places and roles?

Response: We don't switch. Neither of us finds that scenario appealing. I'm a natural submissive and the role suits me well. It's a formula that works for us.

Question: Do you like having your panties wedged up the crack of your ass?

Response: Let's just say that's not the reason I get out of bed in the morning.

Question: Have you ever taken Arnica in pill form to prevent bruising.

Response: No, I haven't. But we've used the lotion.

Question: Have you ever had to sign your name on a spanking paddle and maybe write down hash marks for the number of whacks you just received?

Response: No, but my sorority paddle does have my name on it. That might make for a fun role-play scenario.

Question: When are we going to hear from Randy?

Response: You never can tell. If his manly muse (picture Cupid with five o'clock shadow wearing a t-shirt and boxers) decides to bite him on the ankle, we might get another feature. I wouldn't suggest holding your breath!

Question: Do you always have sex after a spanking?

Response: No, not always, but a girl can dream!

Keywords: spanking, My Bottom Smarts, blogging

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for October 29

Thank you to everyone who contributed to making this a wonderful brunch. Our subject was fantasy Halloween costumes. Here are your incredibly creative thoughts:

Jean Marie: At first, my mind landed on having Kyle be Bill Clinton to my Monica Lewinski. He'd wear a face-mask and a business suit. I'd wear a black dress and a thong (and some padding). At every house where we trick-or-treated, I'd give him head and he'd put a cigar tube in me, just like in Kenneth Starr's obscene book.

But this costume idea made we want to reveal more of my true self. My mind landed on something I've shared before. I'd dress-up in my pony girl outfit and wear it in public for the first time. The leather strap that goes between my legs would be all that "covers" my engorged pussy. It continues up the crack of my ass, leaving my buttocks bared to the dressage whip that Kyle would use on me as he drove me thru the streets at a prancing pace, my exposed breasts bouncing. A bit in my mouth keeps me from "whinnying" as the whip marks my backside. Blinders keep my eyes focused and hide my tears. At every house that asks for a trick, I'd kneel on all fours, Kyle would unbuckle the strap in back that holds the butt-plug tail in my anus, remove it with a soft pop, and spank my up-turned bottom hard. When I can't take anymore, I'd beg him to take me, and we'd butt fuck in public as Kyle rubbed my erect clitty and pinched my hard nipples mercilessly. I'd bite down on the rubber bit and cum. All of our neighbors mouths would be agape, as the prim and proper school teacher was exposed as the spank-whore/pony-girl slut that she is at heart, just like I imagine some of yours are now.

Paul: How about a Farmer and naughty Milkmaid? The Milkmaid and Cowherd are caught dallying in the hayloft. The Milkmaid, Sally, has been sentenced to be birched round the village, and the Cowherd to three days in the stocks.

It’s Halloween and the villagers all want to trick poor Sally, as she has a very sharp tongue and wasn’t shy about using it. Farmer John is dressed in his best. He is single and fancies Sally something rotten. John hopes that this punishment will teach Sally a good lesson and help her to lean in his direction.

Sally is dressed in a thin shift, which is rolled up at the back and tied thus leaving her comely arse and lower back bare. She isn’t looking forward to feeling the birch on her bum. However, there is a strange tingling between her legs.

It’s a chilly evening and Sally shivers as goose bumps grow on her buns, “can we get this over with?”, she asks, “I’m really cold.” “Don’t worry,” John replies, “You won’t be cold for long.”

They reached the first cottage. “Knock and ask,” says John. “Tttrick or tttreat,” quavers Sally at the grinning villager who opens the door. “Trick, of course,” he says. Sally bends over and grasps her ankles and John lays on six sharp strokes. “Oh God,” Sally thinks, “another nine cottages to go.”

Little does Sally know that John has a treat waiting for her at the farm.

Tigger: I asked my hubby what he would like us to dress up as, and he said master of the castle and serving wench! I, of course, absolutely love that idea!

We'd both be dressed accordingly, with my dress showing an ample amount of cleavage and a nice glimpse of leg, of course!

I would get lots of spankings, of course, for various things, most especially my impertinence! But my most favorite would be for spilling ale on him, quite unintentionally, of course! He would bend me over the table right there in front of all his guests and give me a very sound spanking on my bare bottom! Then he'd swing me up in his arms and carry me upstairs to his big bed where he'd make passionate love to me! *sigh*

Tiggr: Paul's story is too precious for words. Now I'm having a hard time concentrating. Thanks, Paul. *grin*

But seriously, I'd be Tigger (duh!!) and Dante, well, he'd be Pooh (see, he has these shorts... *bouncing away quickly*)

Susan: I would choose Arabic costumes. I would wear one of those all enveloping black robes, so that no one could know who I was. David would wear a sheik's costume, a scarf across his face. We knock, and announce, "Trick or treat? It’s a 'trick,' so I glide into the house, glance round the room, and find a convenient arm chair. I bend myself over its back, and here's the surprise, for a round hole has been cut in the back of my robe, through which my tight bare bottom protrudes. I tense in the darkness of my robe, and then gasp as a stinging whack lands. That must be our wood paddle. I get my six and then David helps me up and leads me and my smarting bum from the house.

The next one is 'treat', but it makes little difference to me. This time I touch my toes, and a suprised householder gets his treat by swiping the leather flogger across me, and he makes the most of it! There are a few more tricks,' and I bend over tables, stools and chairs for strap, brush and cane from David, then another 'treat' where I lie face down on the sofa, for a punishing meeting with a tawse wielded by a delighted stranger. At the next house, I lay myself over the fender stool, and the lady of the house attacks my poor bottom mercilessly with the paddle. The female is deadlier than the male.

By this time, my rear is so sore, I hardly know where I am going. "That's enough Halloween, please," I beg as I find myself sprawled over yet another sofa back, and then "Oooooh," as instead of another whack, a length of firm male meat, slides just where I want it, between my burning cheeks. The last trick or treat was our own home!

Kayley: If it's about spanking, I cannot pick the faerie anymore. :( I don't want to get spanked as a faerie. hehe

Hey! I know! I would be Maggie, from Runaway Bride, and I would wear sneakers! And Jack would be the one catching up on me and giving me a good spanking! I like that! Besides, I can be nicely dressed, but also my feet would feel comfy in my sneakers. I can run away before the spanking too!

Brat Scorcher: I would certainly welcome the sight of Jean Marie or Susan on my Halloween route.

We don't get nearly enough sexy little ponygirls. I'm sure when I would feed her several sugar cubes (or whatever it is that ponygirls fancy). She would scuff at the ground indicating her greediness for more. At this point, she would learn what happens to greedy ponygirls. The leather strap would be unfastened and momentarily drawn free from between the lips of her dripping pussy and from in between the soft cheeks of her bottom. Her pony tail plug would be slowly withdrawn from her tight little asshole thus making available her bare bottom for punishment. Twelve strokes with the cane will help teach our naughty ponygirl not to be greedy. What a difficult but effective lesson for a poor little ponygirl.

Mary: Wow, Everyone is in such feisty moods. How fun! I am a little less creative at the moment, so I will simply say "Thank you" to all those that posted such steamy versions of Halloween. Trick or Treat!

Bonnie: I’d like to try the caveman/cavewoman shtick. Picture Randy as a brutishly handsome primitive, complete with shaggy hair, a long beard, and an animal skin loincloth. As for me, I’d wear a little number along the lines of Raquel Welsh in 1,000,000 BC (I still have to wonder where her character got hair products).

As for the spanking, it would have to involve implements made from natural materials. A switch would be an obvious choice. However, an innovative cave man might be able to fashion a crude paddle using his stone tools. Either way, the evening would conclude with a growling, howling attempt to create a Cro-Magnon.

Maggie: We would have to be Tony and Carmella Soprano.

Tony comes down the stairs to meet Carmella and their guests for the annual All Saints’ Eve get together. He visits with the family and works his way around the room to the unknown guests. His eyes rest on several of the guests’ female friends. He watches their moves as they travel around the room.

Carmella making her way through the group, steps up behind Tony placing her hand on his lower back. Unnerved, Tony spins around to see the glare in Carmella's eyes. He tells her they have been through this before and that he is looking at nothing. He only sees her. She had been warned to knock off the jealousy bullshit.

Carmella tenses as she grasps onto Tony's arm full force with her newly manicured nails. She is supposed to trust him. He promised. He gave her the fur, the ring. He brought the new land. But she bristled. She looked in his eyes and swore every curse word she knew. It was all habit. He had been on his best behavior! She knew he was trying! But still, the old days nagged at her. With no thought to her actions she tossed her glass of wine into his face. Lightning sparked between the two of them. She knew that was the wrong move. Carmella's spine stiffened as Tony put a death grip on her upper arm and led her to the edge of the staircase.

As she placed her foot on the first step, Tony stopped her, no going any further. He looked at his guests and explained to them in a quiet voice, that it was time for Carmella to learn that she was his, and only his. And that he was her man, the one she could now trust and depend on. That this was a lesson for them all to share in. To show his loyalty to her and that there was to be no more doubting his word.

Tony took both of Carmella's hands and placed them on the stair rails. He could feel her body quiver. He saw the look on her face that told him she knew she had done wrong, she had jumped to conclusions that had no place in their lives, just as he had explained to her time and again. The games were over. She was his. He had warned her of this harmful emotion before. Now was the time for her to learn that they weren't a game. He loved her, and only her.

Tony whispered in her ear to hold onto the railing and to not let go. What was going to happen would solidify their relationship. It would prove that she and she alone was his.

Ignoring the guests in the room, Tony raised Carmella's dress up above her hips and held them there as his other hand unbuckled his belt and slid it, with a snap through the loops. Carmella's heart skipped a bit as her butt muscles clinched. With that pop, his friends turned to watch as the first stinging bite struck Carmella's extended bottom. The whole room was quiet with Carmella's first sharp intake of breath.

(IMHO Tony would be one of the world's greatest spankers!)

Elis: We don't role play so I haven't given it much thought and didn't think I would have anything to say at brunch today. But as I got to thinking about pretending to be anyone in the world I found myself torn between two famous couples -- Would I want to be Paul and Mel or Cassie and Tom? Tough choice!

Great job, everyone! See you next week...

Keywords: spanking, Halloween spanking, costume spanking, My Bottom Smarts, spanko brunch

MBS Spanko Brunch #41

Halloween is the traditional holiday for, among other things, pretending that you are someone or something that you are not. Inspiration may come from the mountains of Transylvania, the moors of England, a pirate ship in the Caribbean, or the studios of Hollywood. If only for one night, it's fun to play with a different personna.

For our brunch this week, I suggest that we do precisely that.

Please describe the characters that you and your partner would most like to portray for Halloween. Since in our virtual world, you don't have to actually assemble your costume, the sky's the limit. Allow your imagination to soar. Would your character be scary, sexy, funny, thought-provoking, or surprising? What sort of spanking play might your character enjoy?

I invite you to submit a contribution to our brunch discussion. Please leave a comment below, send me an e-mail, or post a response on your own blog. Once everyone has provided their responses, I will publish a summary of the discussion.

Katie's Spanking Meme

Here's a new spanking meme, courtesy of the Princess of Spanking, Katie Spades.

Have you ever...


1. Posted to a spanking newsgroup/bulletin board/mailing list? Yes


2. Bought/downloaded spanking pictures? Yes


3. Bought/downloaded spanking magazines or literature? Yes


4. Been in a spanking chat room? No


5. Bought spanking-related books in a real bookstore? Yes


6. Written a spanking story? Yes


7. Looked up the word "spank" in the dictionary? Yes


8. Bought/watched a spanking video? Yes


9. Cyber-spanked someone or been cyber-spanked? Yes


10. Watched someone else get spanked in real life? Yes


11. Been to a fetish shop such as Kinematics or Stormy Leather? No


12. Purchased toys specifically for spanking? Yes


13. Made your own spanking toys? Yes


14. Spent more than $100 on a single spanking toy? No


15. Owned 10 or more spanking toys? Yes


16. Had a spanking fantasy while masturbating? Yes


17. Had a spanking fantasy about a real life spanking you'd seen/read about? Yes


18. Had a spanking fantasy while having sex? Yes


19. Spanked/been spanked while touching intimately? Yes


20. Spanked/been spanked during sex? Yes


21. Given/had an orgasm while spanking/being spanked? Yes


22. Spanked/been spanked with no specifically sexual overtones whatsoever? Not that I recall


23. Spanked/been spanked on the bare bottom? Yes


24. Spanked/been spanked for more than 10 minutes? Yes


25. Spanked/been spanked for more than an hour? Yes


26. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong, the only means to stop the scene was a safeword? Yes


27. Used your safeword/ had someone use their safeword? Yes


28. Spanked/been spanked where there was no safeword? Yes


Spanked/been spanked with:


29. A hand? Yes


30. Paddle? Yes


31. Hairbrush? Yes


32. Ruler? Yes


33. Spoon? Yes


34. Cane? Yes


35. Switch/birch? Yes


36. Crop? Yes


37. Belt/strap? Yes


38. Flogger/whip? Yes


39. Implement with holes? Yes


40. Ordinary object not intended for spanking, such
    as a remote control or shoe? Yes


Have you ever...


41. Broken a toy (over someone's bottom) during spanking play? Yes


42. Switched? (been spanked if you are primarily a top, or spanked someone if you are primarily a bottom) No


43. Spanked/been spanked on the back of the thighs? Yes


44. Spanked/been spanked on the front of/inside of the thighs? No


45. Spanked/been spanked on the breasts/genitals? No


46. Wet your/your partner's bottom to make it sting more? Yes


47. Spanked/been spanked outside? Yes


48. Spanked/been spanked in a hotel? Yes


49. Spanked/been spanked in a car? Yes


50. Spanked/been spanked in a bath, shower or hot tub? Yes


51. Made someone do something/been made to do something they/you did not want to do? Yes


52. Punished someone/been punished for not doing something correctly or refusing to do something in a scene? I don't think so


53. Punished someone/been punished for a real life issue? No


54. Used spanking "talk"? (i.e. "You've been very naughty," "I'll be good." etc.) Yes


55. Been involved in the acting out of a roleplay fantasy? Yes


56. Been involved in the acting out of an ageplay fantasy? Not our thing


57. Asked for/been asked for a spanking? Yes


58. Made someone/been made to count the spanks? Yes


59. Made someone stand/stood in the corner? Yes


60. Made someone stand/stood in the corner for more than 5 minutes? Yes


61. Been provoked/provoked someone into spanking you by acting like a brat? Yes, but very rarely


62. Deliberately disobeyed/had someone deliberately disobey, in order to get spanked? Yes, sort of


63. Kept a list of "infractions" to spank/be spanked for later? Yes


64. Spanked yourself? Yes


65. Spanked yourself at the instruction of someone else/instructed someone to spank him/herself? Yes


66. Required someone to/been required to call someone Sir/Ma'am/Master/Mistress/Mommy/Daddy/some-other-variation during spanking play? Yes


67. Met someone specifically for spanking play? No


68. Travelled more than 100 miles to spank/be spanked? I think so


69. Placed/answered a spanking personal? No


70. Gone to a play party or club? No


71. Participated in play with someone at a play party or club? No


72. Spanked/been spanked by someone whose name you didn't know? No


73. Paid or been paid to spank someone? No


74. Been involved in a spanking scene with more than one person at a time? No


75. Spanked/been spanked by both men and women? (not necessarily at the same time)? No


76. Spanked/been spanked on a spanking horse or someother piece of furniture specifically designed for spanking? No, but I'd like to try


77. Made videotapes of your spanking play? Yes


78. Taken pictures of/had your partner take pictures of you during or after
    spanking play? Yes


79. Admired your/your partner's bottom in the mirror after a spanking? Yes


80. Spanked someone/been spanked nude? Yes


81. Bought new underwear specifically for spanking play? Yes


82. Worn fetish clothing (schoolgirl outfit, leather, etc?) Yes


83. Worn fetish clothing in public? Yes, kind of


84. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting afterward? Yes


85. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting the next day? Yes


86. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing? Yes


87. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing for more than a day? Yes


88. Had to explain your marks to a vanilla person? Not that I recall


Been involved with any of the following in connection with spanking play?


89. Restraint (ie. holding someone down, trapping their legs, etc.)? Yes


90. Restraint with ropes, cuffs, scarves or other bondage toys? Yes


91. Blindfolds? Yes


92. Gags? Yes, but I don't care for it


93. Nipple clamps/clothespins? Not my thing


94. Icy hot or some other heat-enhancing cream? Yes, but I don't care for it


95. Ginger root or some other burning/stinging substance inserted anally? No


96. A butt plug, dildo or vibrator? Yes


97. Mouthsoaping? No


98. Enemas? No


99. Temperature taking? No


100. Cried/made someone cry from a spanking? Yes, but very seldom

That's 75 by my count.

Keywords: spanking, spanking meme

Chimp Change

A couple of weeks ago, I posted an article about classifying spankers using animals. I thought it was a lot of fun and everyone seemed to enjoy it. After Randy read the post, he asked me which spanker animal I thought he was.

“Why, the chimp, of course,” I said. I was kidding. Like most effective spankers, he can be many of those animals depending upon the situation. However, I especially appreciate Randy’s silly side. He makes me laugh and we laugh often.

“The chimp?” he said incredulously. “Is that what you think of me?”

“Yeah, you’re more fun than a barrel of monkeys.” I smiled nervously.

He scowled. “Well, we’ll see about that.” He turned and walked down the steps into the basement.

I wasn’t sure how to read his response. He could be genuinely upset that I called him a chimp. He could be mildly annoyed. He could be secretly delighted by the prospect. I was certain that I would find out, but I had no idea how or when.

On Friday evening, I received my answers, and a whole lot more. As usual, I returned from work before my husband. I had been in the door for only a few minutes when the telephone rang. Somehow, I intuitively knew it was him. Before he even said a word, I guessed he was about to tell me that spanking night had arrived. My spanko instincts were absolutely correct. Randy informed me that he would be home in a little over one hour. He gave me explicit instructions:

When he arrives, I should be in the bedroom I should be freshly showered and totally nude I should pile all of our pillows in the center of our bed I should arrange myself face down over the pillows I should be prepared to accept a long, hard spanking

This sounded serious indeed. I set about preparing for what now seemed inevitable.

I was ready and in position when the door opened. “Hi, Honey,” my lover called up the stairs. His voice sounded cheerful. I responded in kind as I rearranged myself for his visual pleasure. I could hear Randy rummaging about downstairs. It was probably not more than five minutes before he came up, but it seemed like thirty.

“Well, now there’s an inviting sight. You’re a good girl. You followed my instructions perfectly.” I momentarily considered informing him that the directions were neither difficult nor complicated, but decided not to ruin the moment.

His expert fingertips glided across the flesh of my upper thighs. I cooed as my man gently massaged my skin. His fingers ran lightly along the surface of my two buttocks as his thumbs spread them apart. Round and round his butterfly motions flew, from cheek to hip to thigh. More than a tickle, yet less than a rub, this tactile dance lit the flames of my passion.

By the time he began lightly slapping my bottom with both hands, I was panting with desire. The man knows the path to my deepest longings. I was now fully prepared for anything he wanted to do.

Or so I believed.

“So you think I spank like a chimp, huh?” I had frankly hoped not to revisit that particular line, especially not at this moment. His tone had a faux gruffness that led me to believe he was playing. “Tonight, you’re going to learn a little more about this chimpanzee.”

I just wanted my spanking and lovemaking and all of the touching and all the other good things that can happen between loving partners on a Friday evening.

“Get ready,” he warned me. I couldn’t imagine what he had up his sleeve at this point. Besides, I was face down atop a huge pile of pillows in the center of the bed. How much more ready could I possibly be?

“There! Take that!” he bellowed. I felt nothing. “And again!” Now I was confused.

“Feel the wrath of the dreaded dental floss flogger!”

I started laughing. I couldn’t help it. It was just so ridiculous. Randy was laughing too, even as he struggled to stick to his script.

“Laughing? I’ll teach you to laugh! It’s the pillow paddle for you, young lady!”

I was positively giggling at this point. The pillow was every bit as ineffective as his goofy flogger.

“All right. That does it. You’ve left me no choice.” With that pronouncement, he walked away. Sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, he started making what sounded like a twanging sound. “What is he doing?” I wondered to myself.

When I saw a rubber band fly over my head, I knew. I got up and faced him just in time for an airborne rubber band to bounce off my left breast.

“Hey! You really are a chimp!”

“Oook! Oook!” Randy was now bouncing up and down with his hands scratching his armpits.

We both fell on the bed doubled up with laughter.

- - - - - - - - -
Eventually, we decided that it would be a shame to waste that carefully constructed mountain of pillows, not to mention my nakedness. I returned to my exposed position and awaited all that came next. I hoped he might again entice me so skillfully with his fingers, but he had other fingers in mind.

Thwap! I immediately recognized the impact of our soft leather flogger. Unlike the idiotic chimp-style dental floss flogger, this one captured my attention right away. It is an implement that is ideally suited for erotic play. When applied repeatedly, it raises a deliciously warm sting.

After several minutes of this splendid chastisement, I was hot in every way. My bottom was hurting, but in such a sweet fashion. It was as if every nerve ending was active and firing in unison. My breath was short and fast. In double time rhythm, my heart thumped within my chest. I felt flushed at both ends.

He sensed my readiness and forcefully flipped me over. Now with legs splayed and my back against the mountain, I was well situated for Randy's next phase. In an instant, he was upon me and our coital joining had begun. He held my thighs as he pumped in and out. Aroused as I was, I quickly drifted into an orgasmic haze. In time, I felt my dear husband release his love deep within me. I reached out and hugged him for all I was worth. Moments like these bind us as nothing else can.

A little while later, we decided to clear off the bed and snuggle beneath the covers. I love that kind of physical closeness after a session. It reinforces my feelings of comfort, commitment, and submission.

As I rolled over though, I sensed the presence of something that would dramatically change the mood. The discomfort in my side, upon closer examination, was caused by a wayward rubber band! The wild chimp strikes again! I started laughing all over again as I attempted to flip Randy with it. Snapping led to wrestling, and wrestling led to another spanking for me. This time, he employed a small wooden paddle. Ow!

I must now state definitively that I was wrong. Chimp spankings do hurt. I take it back.

But the laughs are worth it!

Keywords: spanking, flogger, spanking story, Bonnie, paddled, spanking humor

The Return of Keyword Chaos

Our Keyword Chaos feature is back by popular demand. Many people arrive at MBS by following links generated by search engines. I enjoy examining the search words they use. Some are downright humorous and those queries lead us here, to Keyword Chaos.

• costume butt plug tail - If I wear this to the office party, will people think I'm stuck up?


• spanking my bottom smarts - Hey, leave my blog alone!


• panties with no bottom - People without bottoms shouldn't need panties, right?


• self-spanking hairbrush - I'll agree it's a remarkable feat of engineering, but why would anyone want to see a hairbrush spank itself?


• pulling knickers out of bottoms - Does this involve flying monkeys?


• panties anonymous - Hi, my name is Bonnie and my underwear won't fit in one drawer anymore


• spanking red bottom - In my experience, once a bottom turns red, it's done


• photos of human derriere - That sounds so clinical


• vote on my bare ass apple bottom - Just mark an 'X' on the side you think looks best


• sting my bottom - It wasn't much fun after Doris sat on the hornets nest


• a mixed bag of spankings - Life is like a bag of spankings


• hopping panties - I've seen bulging boxers, but never hopping panties


• I love women's girdles - Good, then you wear them!


• vanilla spanking techniques - Is this an oxymoron?


• spank me with my butt plug - It's not a very effective implement


• naked barnyard whippings - Hey, you two, get a stall!


• how do we take a wedgie and spank at the same time - Huh?


• very painful bottom whipping stories - "It was a dark and stormy night..."


• caned bear bottoms - Don't do it, just don't!


• why does my head sting - Perhaps it's related to spending 13 straight hours typing nonsense into search engines


• waist my lie too long - OK, so I'm not really a size six


• what is a bottom? - We need to send this person back to remedial spanko class


• thong that says sunday brunch - There's a business opportunity I hadn't considered


• halloween spanko - When the trick is the treat


• daily wank - Day job of Spankoman's mild-mannered alter-ego, Quark Gent


• self spanking marathon - Just 24 more miles and we can put down these paddles


• super size bottom - Make mine a Big Whack


• vagina spanked me - Mine never spanks anybody


• how to make spankings more memorable - I'd start with a good caterer


• spank temp - Wait a minute, the agency didn't tell me about this part!


• advice on spanking during sex - When couples are enjoying sex, I suspect they don't want advice on anything


• cosmopolitan spank - Life among the metrospankuals?


• self spanking machine - Is it really self-spanking if a spankolator does all the work?


• why is spanking arousing? - Does it matter?


• skimpy raunchy ladies - In politically correct terms, that would be "sexually active female little people."


• gently eased anal probe deeper - Roger, Houston, we have achieved entry


• wheelbarrow over the knee and spanked - Talk about your unusual fetishes!


• blazing paddles - 'Scuse me while I whip this out...


• wet carpet beater spanking on pantyhose - Here's a suggestion for spankos who think they've tried everything


• team that loses gets spanked - I don't think those Sacramento Submissives players are giving their best effort


• pull down panties for sex - That certainly makes it easier

Poll: Who Knows?

Other than your partner(s), how many real life people are aware of your spanking activities? Zero One or Two Three to Five Five to Ten More than Ten The whole world knows! Spanking? Current Results

In With the New: Autumn Edition

Every so often, I like to introduce some of the new spanko (or spanking-related) blogs created during the previous few months.

I'm delighted to highlight fourteen more blogs to explore and enjoy. When you visit, I encourage you to not only read, but also to offer some encouragement. It's difficult to start a new blog. In the beginning, it feels as though you're writing for no one. A few positive comments at the right time can make the difference between a successful blog and an abandoned effort.

Check these out!

Bbobb's Place

Brat Under Control

Dolli Be Good

Domestic Discipline Spanking Stories

His to Spank, His to Love

Jujubee's Journal

Living with Spanking

Maggie Dear

Make My Cop Come

Master Fitz and His Brat

Pandora's Blog

Sweet Sassy Girl

Taught a Lesson

The Spanking Spot

(If I've forgotten anyone, please tell me)

To these new bloggers, I bid you welcome. I look forward to watching your blogs grow and thrive.

Here are some suggestions I assembled as a guide to enhancing your blog. While it's certainly not the final word, I think you will find a number of useful tips.

My Blogging Smarts More Blogging Smarts My Blogging Smarts Again

I hope you find the spanko blogging experience as rewarding as I have!

Keywords: spanking, spanking blogs

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for October 22

Today's brunch topic was bottom-related activities beyond spanking. Here are your thoughtful responses:

Eva: Funny you should ask that this morning. Just 20 minutes ago, Adam had to leave. I had told him to make sure I was up when he left because I have to leave 90 minutes after him and was afraid I'd sleep through it. When I came downstairs with nothing but a big t-shirt on he reached up under it and started rubbing my butt very lightly. I stood really still except that I was still asleep and kind of wobbled around a bit. I have NO idea how long this went on and was hardly aware of it until Adam said, "I like this when you're still half asleep. You'll let me do anything I want." He does whatever he wants when he's awake and he did realize that and corrected himself. Anyhow, the point is, I just love it when he touches it whether softly or forcefully. It doesn't matter.

You know how Paul talks about how he used to love spooning with Mel's warmed bottom pressed against him? Yup. That's us too. I can't get to sleep without some part of Adam touching my rump. There are really no toys I like there. Just Adam's skin, any part of him.

Bbobb: Personally, I love rubbing and squeezing Kasey's bottom. During spankings, I'll usually stop several times to do some rubbing and when it's accessible during sex, I love to knead her bottom.

Just in terms of sensations, there's the obvious turn on of the sight of her bottom after it's been spanked. The contrast between her light skin and darker bottom is a big turn-on.

Mary: I love it when my bottom is kissed, caressed, kneaded, and played with too. It all feels oh so nice.

Anne Elizabeth: Oh My Goodness, yes! I love having my bottom kissed, rubbed, stroked, and all the anal sex stuff... Just all that lovely attention... My ass is such a center of pleasure, so receptive! Even more so than my breasts, I have to admit.

Tigger: I love having my bottom rubbed and gently squeezed and, of course, kissed! Oh, and I absolutely love when my hubby massages my bottom with KY Warming Massage Oil, especially after a spanking! Yummy!

Jean Marie: Ditto to all the above, but this anal-erotic nymph loves even more. A dildo playing at the backdoor is a frequent diversion, enema play occasionally, anal intercourse every once in a while, and a lubricated finger a lot before, during, or after spanking. We love it all!

Paul: Tell me any spanko that doesn't like playing with their beloved’s butt.

Mel loved having her bottom nibbled as a prelude to a good girl spanking. She also loved being rimmed and all sorts of anal play before and after the good girl spankings. But the absolute topper after the spanking, the playing, and the loving, when we were both nicely tired and ready to sleep was her warm butt nestled into my tummy. I don't think you'll need too many guesses as to the condition I was in the morning, much to Mel's surprise. WEG

Doc: My partner and I are still so new at this, but I found this question really applied to us. She still quails at the thought of possibly hurting me, but knowing my bottom is an erogenous zone has made it quite the target for naughty behavior. She's loves squeezing, pinching, slapping over clothes, and generally fondling it. It helps that I give indignant squeaks most of the time. Something new is a fascination with kissing it when it's clothed, and biting it just at the top where it meets my hip. I'm unsure as to how that developed, but I don't mind.

cuddlybum: Mmmm. I love it when the beloved strokes or very, very lightly spanks my bum, rubbing it, grabbing it, touching it - even if he pats it while we're out in the shops it sends me nuts!

We do try a bit of anal play as well sometimes, but just now we're concentrating on loving each other so that's eased off a bit. I don't find it easy, but I do enjoy it!

When he tells me I have to wear the butt plug all day, well, I swoon! It’s never yet lasted the day as the blessed thing never manages to stay in during other activities! LOL

As for HIS bum, well, I could sit there and play with it all day! Kissing, stroking, nibbling...

He's just left me for another week at work. You're a bad, bad woman to be giving me these thoughts on a Sunday night, Bonnie! I suppose I could just not read, but then I'd miss out on all the fun!

Spanked Minx: Yup, my spanked butt is given lots of attention after a spanking. It’s often examined in minute detail, with every line traced and noted. Then it gets parked right where it should be for the night, keeping EH warm from the spanking heat. Sometimes I get a photo of it the next day as a reminder, but during unspanked times, it's often grabbed, pulled, pinched and kissed, all with my knickers down on a regular basis.

Curtis: I always rub a bottom I'm spanking and enjoy being rubbed myself when I'm in that position. If the person I'm spanking is an intimate, then I'm likely to go beyond rubbing to kissing, caressing and, if really intimate, manual sexual stimulation towards orgasm.

Spike: I simply love playing with my wife's bottom. A squeeze, a pat, a rub... It doesn't matter if she's got on pants, skirt, jeans, panties (or best yet!) NOTHING! ;) I've told her many times that I love the sight and feel of her bottom. She's told me she loves how it makes her feel to know she affects me that way.

While loving (and aside from the spanks), I do tend to knead, squeeze, nibble, and lick her bottom. She's not into anal but there are times she does seem to like it when I lick up and around THAT spot.

Bonnie: I married a butt man. There’s just no other way to say it. Randy’s hands are on my bottom at every opportunity. He pats, rubs, squeezes, and gently swats. And that’s in public!

When we’re alone, there’s plenty of kissing, licking, biting, and rubbing of the very best kind. He loves to touch my bottom and I love feeling his sensuous attention. Erotic spanking may be the centerpiece of our play, but there are plenty of other fun activities.

I’m not a huge fan of anal penetration, but Randy enjoys taking me in that most intimate fashion. After a spanking, when I’m feeling especially submissive, it’s not too difficult for him to convince me to willingly participate. He has a small vibrator that he uses to stimulate me as well as a plug. Usually once we start, I enjoy this play as well.

Elis: I love to have his hands on my butt. Anytime he is willing, be it public, private, or anywhere! I don't sleep in anything these days and he will reach over several times during the night to rub and I love it.

I am just discovering that anal sex is not something to be feared, but to be explored occasionally.

Bethie: This is a great topic! In fact, I liked it so much that my answer was too long for a comment so I answered you on my blog. :-)

Caryagal: The answer for us is YES! In fact, it was through bottom play that I discovered that I enjoyed spanking. I have always been most aroused by my husband touching, rubbing, massaging, and even tickling my bottom. I love back rubs to relax me that go beyond the back and onto the bottom. It was one of these times that some light slaps started and aroused me further. It wasn't much longer before we discovered that spanking was something I really enjoyed.

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this week's brunch. I hope to see you all here next Sunday!

Keywords: spanking, female bottom, spanko brunch

MBS Spanko Brunch #40

The vast majority of spankos are aroused by the sight and feel of the buttocks. The bottom is definitely a center for erotic play. This, of course includes spanking, but often goes a bit farther. I find, for example, that I become very turned on when Randy kisses and licks my cheeks prior to a spanking.

Does your bottom play sometimes extend beyond spanking? If so, please describe the activities and sensations you enjoy. Have you a fun technique or toy that our readers might appreciate as well?

I invite you to submit a contribution to our brunch discussion. Please leave a comment below, send me an e-mail, or post a response on your own blog. Once everyone has provided their responses, I will publish a summary of the discussion.

Bonnie's Spankologue: Part Nineteen

Here are three more great spanko blogs for your browsing enjoyment!

Well Spanked Bot - WSB and her partner, BotPaddler, are dedicated spankos living in the UK. She is submissive and benefits greatly from their weekly spanking sessions. WSB provides excellent descriptions of their activities as well as the thoughts and feelings they evoke. Every bit as interesting are BotPaddler's contributions. I love hearing both sides of the story. I think one visit will reveal why readers keep coming back to Well Spanked Bot. Natty's Spanking Blog - Long a mainstay of the soc.sexuality. spanking (SSS) newsgroup, Natty is well known to many spankos. She is an accomplished writer and dedicated practitioner of the spanking arts. Some medical issues have slowed her lately, but her wit and enthusiasm remain fully intact. I consider Natty an influence and an inspiration. I think you'll enjoy her writing as well. Le Journal de la Fessée - Don't let a little bit of Français scare you off. Spanking is just as good in any language. This "Journal of Spanking" offers the reader a potpourri of fun photos, video, links, and text. Many of the features I've not seen elsewhere. Even if you understand no French at all, I think you'll recognize the attraction very quickly.

Keywords: spanking, spankologue, spanking blogs

MBS Rosy Bottom Replay

When I began this blog a little more than a year ago, I had very few readers. In hopes of remedying this problem, I published a number of my very favorite spanking tales. Unfortunately, almost no one saw them.

Presented as an encore for your reading pleasure, here are four of these golden oldies:

The Works - When Randy gets innovative, the results are explosive.

Back Forty Love - A sequel of sorts to the infamous Boat Story.

Afternoon Delight - Spanking and romance combine to make a leisurely afternoon something exciting.

The Payoff - There were no losers in this spanking wager!

I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I do!

Keywords: spanking, spanked, spanking stories, Bonnie, bottom smarts

Pain in Full with Interest

It seems that my story archive was not quite as bare as I thought. I found this little nugget way in the back. I hope you enjoy reading it.

Sunday was spanking day for me. Here's how it happened. I was at the computer writing an e-mail message. Suddenly, my husband Randy appeared behind me. He was holding our dogleg hairbrush (truly the Stradivarius of spanking implements). As my fingers blabbered away about this and that as I am inclined to do, I sensed he was becoming impatient with me. My first clue was a not so subtle tapping of the brush on the back of my chair. Finally, he told me that I needed to get off the computer because I was about to be spanked (don't those words make butterflies take flight?). I offered my correspondent a brief farewell, logged off, and tried to prepare myself for what was to come.

After I logged off, Randy got right to work. He lowered my jeans and panties and then positioned me face down across the seat of the computer chair. He asked me if I was ready. Not knowing precisely what he had in mind, I said that I guessed so. Then he delivered about ten quick swats with the brush. They were pretty hard. As soon as he finished, he rubbed my stinging bottom for a few minutes.

As he was rubbing, we had an interesting conversation. It went something like this:

R: So who were you e-mailing? B: My friend Debbie. R: Is she the one you convinced she needed a hard spanking? B: Not really. She said she wanted one. I just offered her my thoughts on the subject. R: Nevertheless, what you said in part resulted in your friend getting spanked. B: I suppose so, but... R: So you admit your complicity! It seems you're pretty brave when it concerns someone else's bottom. Now it's your turn!

All of a sudden the rubbing stopped. Randy began to spank me slowly but methodically with that brush. The swats were very hard and went on seemingly without end. The intense sting grew as the spanking proceeded. Randy punctuated the spanking with questions like "Is this what your friend got because of you?" (I had no intention of telling him at this stage that Debbie's husband used a paddle). Ouch! He really laid the wood to me this time! I suppose I could used my safeword to escape, but my mind was elsewhere.

When he finished, I realized that I was completely turned-on. He wanted to complete the festivities right there by the computer, but I convinced him to move to our bedroom. Once there, we made love with vigor and zest. It was great.

The bottom line is that I was as sore as I've been in quite a while. A day and a half later, I can definitely still feel the aftereffects. But, you know, I can't complain. I have to believe that most wives would be delighted to have a husband who spends as much time and effort on them as Randy does with me. For that and far more, I am truly grateful.

Keywords: spanking, hairbrush spanking, spanking story, Bonnie, spanked

Poll: Spanking Sensations

Which spanking sensations do you find most arousing? Visual - What you see Auditory - What you hear Touch - What you feel Current Results

Confessions of a Bubble Butt

All my life, I've heard those words:

Large bottom	Bodacious Booty	Wide load
Protruding posterior	Round rump	Baby got back
Loose caboose	Middle age spread	Bubble butt
Bountiful backside	Bulbous behind	Big back porch

Sometimes the talk is complimentary. Other times, it's derogatory. Either way, there is no escaping this reality - my seat is more than complete. Don't bother trying to convince me otherwise. I've been buying clothes to cover it since I was a teenager.

I used to feel self-conscious about this condition. And given the way women are too often portrayed in the media, who wouldn't? I knew full well that I didn't look like a model.

I used to think I could do something about it. I tried diets, exercise plans, and fashion secrets. What I discovered was that a big bottom looks even larger when it's attached to a skinny woman.

The only reasonable alternative left was to embrace my bootiliciousness. Who says anorexic is beautiful? I decided that healthy is beautiful. For me, that meant learning to love the curves that nature provided.

Acordingly, here are my top ten reasons why having a large posterior is advantageous:

1. No belt required to hold up pants
2. Makes a good pillow
3. No lap belt needed on amusement park rides
4. Helpful for balancing children or groceries
5. Invites partner to spank (and more!)
6. Good for sitting on wooden bleachers for long stretches
7. Makes a great, solid-sounding thwack when paddled
8. A good foundation protects against blowing away on windy days
9. Jiggles when swatted
10. Attracts spanko men

Happily, I married a man who likes my womanly shape. His hands are all over my bottom at every opportunity. But that's another story...

Keywords: spanking, big bottom, My Bottom Smarts

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for October 15

As you can see below, we adore our friend, mentor, and regular commenter, Paul.

Jean Marie: I'm in an unhappy relationship where we only come together (pun intended) over spanking. I aggravate him until he paddles me. I've been deeply touched by your past postings, reminiscing over what you shared with your wife. Your gentle thoughts have brought a tear to my eye more often than a hard hand across my deserving derriere ever did.

Elis: Paul, you left these memories on Cassie’s blog as comments months ago and she said I could use them here. I remember everything I have read about you and Mel. They are definitely among my most favorite spanking stories.

“I remember when I bought Mel her first car, a little MG Singer coupe. She suddenly developed a very heavy right foot and received three speeding tickets in six months. You'll understand that speeding comes under the category of endangering herself. In our house, it’s always a punishable offence. For the first offence, I thought, well, it’s her first car, it’s exciting, but she'll learn. I figured an OTK hand spanking would be appropriate. My hand is big and her butt was quite small, so she didn't get off lightly.

For the second offence, I was away for three days and I knew that Mel was nervous. I thought that she was missing me. She didn't tell me until two days after I got home. Yes, I was very upset and angry. I didn't punish until the next day. She got twice what she would have received had she told me straight away.

As for the third time, let’s just say she was sitting sensitive for well over a week. As far as I know, she never got another ticket and over the years she graduated to bigger and more powerful cars.

I used to give Mel a good girl spanking before we went out for an evening, not every time but often. If we were going to a gathering where there were likely to be women on the hunt, it would remind her that she was mine, and that it didn't matter how many ladies (sic) were waving their bits and pieces at me or making come to bed eyes at me, she was the only one. She enjoyed the party with a butt that reminded her just who's she was.”

Happy Birthday Paul!

Eva: Happy Birthday, Paul! We all love you.

The story that's coming to mind is something that happened just today. We were in a Wal-Mart with all our kids. We found something we'd been looking for, or at least I had been looking for. Adam carried it. It was just a small little item. No big deal. Anyhow, as our kids rounded the corner and were out of our site, he reached over and womped me pretty good with it.

I laughed and said "Thanks, I love reminders."

The item? It was an ice cream scoop. What's a birthday without ice cream?

Grace: Happy Birthday Paul!

Did I ever tell you about the time we were in church with the Wildchild? She was two at the time. She was being really naughty, but church was almost over. It was time for the final prayer and everyone in the church had their head bowed for prayer. The Wildchild started talking loud. I grabbed her and started heading down the aisle to the foyer. As I'm walking quickly down the aisle the Wildchild yells REALLY LOUD.... “DON'T SPANK ME!”

Bless the Pastor's heart, he kept on praying, but the rest of the church was definitely chuckling.

I, of course, headed straight for the car. Sorry, that’s not very sexy, but it's good for a laugh!

Love you Paul!

Lily: I don't have time to share a story right now (I should have left for work 10 minutes ago) but I will try to come back later.

Anyway, I just wanted to wish Paul a very happy birthday. I hope you have a lovely day.

Tiggr: My most memorable (and impressive) story as told by Paul regards a certain punishment spanking by the ocean during his honeymoon with his blushing bride.

As I recall, the little darling had foolishly and recklessly just risked her life in a daring attempt to have fun, so the ever-resourceful Paul tossed her up on the rocks and gave her a sound lashing with his belt.

It was the only time he ever spanked in anger (fueled by fear, no less). It is a lesson I have recalled in my mind more than once when asking to be punished myself.

As for my most favorite spanking to share with Paul, well, that hasn't happened yet, but it hopefully will. I've offered (with Dante's sincerest good wishes) to take the spanking that Paul would be giving Mel today in honor of his birthday, following their household tradition. I'll be sure to fill everyone in on the details if/when it happens!

Paul: Bonnie, such a generous gesture. Once again I'm overwhelmed by the response.

I started commenting to try and feel a part of a community where I was considered relatively normal.

You people are something else. If I didn't know that you all have your feet firmly planted on Mother Earth, I'd think that you had come from another planet. You are all wonderful, and I'm blessed to know you.

Warm hugs and a big thank you!

Anne Elizabeth: With all this attention from everyone, Paul must be having the most wonderful of birthdays!

The spanking I remember most fondly is when I was on my hands and knees and he was behind me while we were having sex. He left the most delicious handprints!

Brat Scorcher: Happy Birthday, Paul, and congrats on this unique honor!

A favorite memory? What about that time you had left your office one late Friday for a business trip and had to come back as you realized you had forgotten your brief case. As you approached your office door you heard a telltale moaning "ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhhhh!"

"Dear God!" you thought, in shock, Fifi, my secretary is in trouble!

You kicked open the door only to discover than rather being in trouble, Fifi who thought she was in the clear with Paul having left to catch his flight was herself traveling to dreamland via her trusty multi-speed deluxe vibrator.

Only after she screamed to the pleasure of her third orgasm did Fifi realize that her shocked boss was standing there in stunned disbelief.

Naughty Fifi, knealt before her Master, "I so sorry Sir. So very, very sorry!" Fifi pleaded in her charming French accent. "I must be punished, and punished SEVERELY!" Fifi begged, even as she, without command, unbuckled the belt and drew down the zipper and began to give exquisite oral pleasure to Paul. After all, Fifi was of the firm belief that her Superior should be thick and throbbing the entire time that he was administering a necessary correction to his naughty secretary's bare bottom.

Well, you can all see where the story is heading. It would be a special memory to us mere mortals, but probably a typical day in the office for Paul.

Happy Birthday!

Brian: Happy Birthday Paul,

I will share this Sestina-style poem I wrote called "Bottoms Up."

"Bottoms Up" walking her wool slacks molded her bottom setting my wineglass back on the table stood up to greet her kissed soft cheek sparkling smile that reaches her eyes whispers in ear today I was naughty breath in her hair scent of perfume. do I smell an expensive perfume if it is I'll be spanking that bottom I didn't mean to oh why am I naughty perhaps a lesson bent over this table in public she cried with fear in her eyes how else can I punish such cheek. please sir not here tears on her cheek all this for a little bottle of perfume you know the rules no wool in my eyes over my knee proper place for your bottom nervously twists ring her hands on the table I'm taking you home my lover who's naughty. remove your clothes my sweet naughty slowly turn round show me your cheek stretch yourself out over that table seen from behind can smell her perfume my firm hand starts smacking pale bottom look in the mirror and open your eyes. reflected in light her misty blue eyes trembling mouth with a pout looks naughty hairbrush strokes cracking on pink bottom timing each blow on her flexing cheek odor of roses her feminine perfume an essence that flows onto the table. writhing her hips grind into table panting and weeping with unfocused eyes higher she spirals pulses lusty perfume she thrusts back begging more I'm naughty please harder faster all over my cheek long thorough strapping makes a red bottom. sprawled on the table you've learned not to be naughty. with pleading eyes looks back rubbing hot sore cheek. was it worth the perfume to have a well roasted bottom.

CeeCi: Happy Birthday, Paul. I hope you're having a splendid day!

After returning from market one day, Paul had had enough of Mel's sauciness. She'd been rather bratty the entire time and was in need of a reminder. In the kitchen, Paul used the closest thing at hand to paddle his beloved, a frozen fish. A mackerel, if I recall. Anyway, as the spanking ensued, the frozen fish began defrosting. Then it began disintegrating. Undaunted our perturbed Head of Household continued with the spanking. Once his correction ended, they realized they had made a huge mess throughout the kitchen.

The hilarity of the situation caused the two lovers to laugh with delight!

Nothing like a smackerel with a mackerel, now is there?

Happy Birthday, Paul! I love you.

Bonnie: I’ve been saving a story for this occasion. A couple of weeks ago, Randy and I had plans to attend a live performance. As I was getting dressed, he walked into the bedroom and spoke those three little words that make my heart flutter. “Assume the position.” This wasn’t a request so much as a command.

At our house, “the position” means that I get on hands and knees upon the bed. When thus situated, my bottom is easily accessible for whatever treatment Randy deems appropriate. On this evening, he chose a small thin cane. Far from the traditional school cane, this diminutive model is more appropriate for sensuous endeavors.

After lifting my slip and sliding down my pantyhose and panties, the spanking began. What Randy delivered was not six of the best, but more like sixty of the excellent. He employed a quick flicking motion as he caned my target repeatedly. No one stroke was terribly painful, but the gradual accumulation left my bottom very pink and stingingly sore. Needless to say, I absolutely loved his careful attention.

My gentleman may not have begun this interlude with the intention of making love, but I put the idea in the forefront of his thinking by demonstrating my gratitude. He returned the favor in most exquisite fashion. We rushed to make it to our play just as the curtain was opening. For us, however, the performance was definitely anti-climatic!

Happy birthday, Paul!

Theresa: OK, Paul. How about a naked woman spread out over the hood of the car and it's raining? Just use your imagination and the implement of your choice!

Hugs and Happy Birthday

Caryagal: Happy Birthday Paul! Here is my special story for your wonderful birthday! May it be perfect in every way!

After reading the wonderful different positions on some blogs I had discussed a couple with my hubby (these were from one of Bonnie's past brunches). Weeks went by and we hadn't tried anything special that we hadn't before (though I definitely wasn't bored!). Then, the other night, out of the blue, it happened. I was stressed beyond belief. My mother had some invasive hospital that day. She was a mess having not slept the night before. That had worn off on me. I was looking at the next day and thinking about waking up at 4:30am in the morning to take my two year old daughter to have surgery. Though this surgery was very minor in the course of things, it had brought back rough memories of our oldest son in the hospital. Of his fight for life, his pacemaker operation, his heart transplant, and then of us holding him as he died in our arms. I couldn't focus on anything. I had been snapping at our four wonderful children for dumb things that any young kids would be expected to do. We got all the kids to sleep and I was trying to relax, knowing that I would not sleep that night. Then my wonderful hubby came in. Asked how I was doing so tenderly. I sobbed out my worry and sadness while he held me close. I told him how I'd never sleep. How I wasn't sure how I'd make it through the next day, though I knew I would. He calmly got up, said wait here. He went to our dresser and turned on the lava light and turned off the TV. He then proceeded to gently call me over to him. He sat down and had me get over his lap in a position we had discussed weeks and weeks before. One that was allegedly more comfortable. Still OTK, but with the bed supporting my upper body. He proceeded to spank me first by hand then with a hickory paddle that is my favorite implement. Then he caressed me, held me and cuddled with me. We made tender love, then the last thing I remember is snuggling, spooning in his arms. I was surprised when he woke me for the surgery. I had slept the whole night. All went well and was uneventful as far as the surgery. I was NOT a basket case, but a calm loving mother that I needed to be. I was there for all of my children the next day relaxed and feeling completely loved.

When I thought of you today, I realized how many times my hubby is like you. He knows what I need in my most stressed, upset moments. He is loving, tender, caring, and wonderful. All of these qualities that show so much in your love of Mel and your kind comments on people’s blogs. I don't have a blog, but I feel I know you. You are a wonderful person and greatly valued by all of us.

Happy Birthday, Paul!

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this week's brunch. Most of all, thanks to you, Paul, for your sage advice, insightful perspectives, and continuing support!

Keywords: spanking, spanking stories, spanko brunch

MBS Sunday Brunch #39

Today, we celebrate the birthday of a dear friend. Paul, our wise widower from Cornwall, is celebrating his birthday. This brunch is dedicated to him.

Please share a favorite spanking-related memory, fantasy, or thought that you think Paul might enjoy. Let's put a smile on his face that lasts all day long!

I invite you to submit a contribution to our brunch discussion. Please leave a comment below, send me an e-mail, or post a response on your own blog. Once everyone has provided their responses, I will publish a summary of the discussion.

What is Your Spanker's Type?

Spankers come in many different shapes, sizes, and personalities. As a reference, we here at MBS would like to offer this simple guide to spanker types.

Spanker Type	Preferred Implement	Description
Bear	Hand	Although generally even-tempered, the bear can attack suddenly and with amazing force. Don’t count on any warm-up or sympathy. Spankings are administered because they are needed. As soon as the spanking is complete, the bear typically returns to his jovial, good natured self.
Beaver	Leather paddle	The beaver is into the sensation of the experience. All five senses are hard at work when he delivers a spanking. The beaver enjoys the sound and feel of a solid whack. So much, in fact, that he is likely to repeat the action relentlessly until completely satisfied with the results.
Buzzard	Crop	The buzzard is nature's opportunist. Any exposed bottom is likely to be subjected to a fly-by swatting. Merely bending over can be interpreted as an irresistible invitation. If you don't enjoy frequent surprises, by all means avoid the buzzard.
Chimp	Banana dildo	Ever the jokester, the chimp spanks primarily for fun. The more outlandish the scene, the better he likes it. His partner is far more likely to hurt from laughing than from any silly chimp swats.
Cobra	Whip	The cobra is to be feared. Spanking is a last resort, and that's a good thing, because his spankings are too intense to be endured regularly. His goal is to inflict pain and deter future transgressions.
Elephant	Cane	Wise and thoughtful, the elephant understands the deep relationship between spankings and his lover's passion. His every move is calculated to yield maximum benefit. Despite his plodding pace, the elephant can deliver a very effective bottom warming.
Goat	Hairbrush	No animal is more stubborn than the goat. Often ill-tempered and impulsive, the goat will never settle for less than a thorough rump roasting. Forget your excuses, alibis, and diversions. They won't work here.
Hound	Leather strap	The hound is interested in one thing and one thing only. For him, spanking is quite literally a means to an end. Sex is at the very top of the hound's shopping list and if spanking will get him there, then spanking it shall be.
Lion	Wooden paddle	Proud and dignified, the lion represents chivalry and respect. Spanking, for him, is not a duty to be taken lightly. He feels a solemn responsibility to paddle hard and then graciously forgive the recipient. Fairness is paramount.
Rabbit	Fur-covered paddle	Unlike the hound, the sex sought by the rabbit is for mutual satisfaction, not unilateral conquest. In tune with his partner's needs, the rabbit spanks purely as foreplay. Unless, of course, she really likes it...
Rooster	Executive dungeon (seldom used)	Fond of preening and strutting, the rooster is the barnyard show-off. He seeks a partner about whom he can crow. He is more likely to be talking about spanking than actually participating. Nevertheless, a rooster will spank occasionally, especially if he thinks he might have an audience.
Sloth	Anything handy	The sloth is a lazy spanker. Even when presented with a paddle and a woman across his lap, he still needs a reason to spank. He's not opposed to the idea, but merely slow to act. For the sake of his partner, let's hope his engraved invitation arrives soon.

I hope this brief summary of spanker types has helped you to better understand the complex variety of spankers you might meet.

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Keyword Chaos Lives!

Yes, it's time for another installment of the feature that readers create one search at a time. One of the odd pleasures of operating a blog is reviewing the search strings that visitors use to find MBS. Some of them were clearly looking for something other than a spanko blog. In other cases, I can't imagine what they hoped to find. Some are downright humorous and those queries lead us here, to Keyword Chaos.

• Are spankings real on television shows? - They're every bit as real as Jerry Springer and professional wrestling!


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• silly spankings - That rubber chicken hurts more than you think


• wool pantyhose spanking - Wool? Are you kidding me? That should be punishment enough


• spankopoly - Watch out for Boardwalk!