The Return of Keyword Chaos

Our Keyword Chaos feature is back by popular demand. Many people arrive at MBS by following links generated by search engines. I enjoy examining the search words they use. Some are downright humorous and those queries lead us here, to Keyword Chaos.

• costume butt plug tail - If I wear this to the office party, will people think I'm stuck up?


• spanking my bottom smarts - Hey, leave my blog alone!


• panties with no bottom - People without bottoms shouldn't need panties, right?


• self-spanking hairbrush - I'll agree it's a remarkable feat of engineering, but why would anyone want to see a hairbrush spank itself?


• pulling knickers out of bottoms - Does this involve flying monkeys?


• panties anonymous - Hi, my name is Bonnie and my underwear won't fit in one drawer anymore


• spanking red bottom - In my experience, once a bottom turns red, it's done


• photos of human derriere - That sounds so clinical


• vote on my bare ass apple bottom - Just mark an 'X' on the side you think looks best


• sting my bottom - It wasn't much fun after Doris sat on the hornets nest


• a mixed bag of spankings - Life is like a bag of spankings


• hopping panties - I've seen bulging boxers, but never hopping panties


• I love women's girdles - Good, then you wear them!


• vanilla spanking techniques - Is this an oxymoron?


• spank me with my butt plug - It's not a very effective implement


• naked barnyard whippings - Hey, you two, get a stall!


• how do we take a wedgie and spank at the same time - Huh?


• very painful bottom whipping stories - "It was a dark and stormy night..."


• caned bear bottoms - Don't do it, just don't!


• why does my head sting - Perhaps it's related to spending 13 straight hours typing nonsense into search engines


• waist my lie too long - OK, so I'm not really a size six


• what is a bottom? - We need to send this person back to remedial spanko class


• thong that says sunday brunch - There's a business opportunity I hadn't considered


• halloween spanko - When the trick is the treat


• daily wank - Day job of Spankoman's mild-mannered alter-ego, Quark Gent


• self spanking marathon - Just 24 more miles and we can put down these paddles


• super size bottom - Make mine a Big Whack


• vagina spanked me - Mine never spanks anybody


• how to make spankings more memorable - I'd start with a good caterer


• spank temp - Wait a minute, the agency didn't tell me about this part!


• advice on spanking during sex - When couples are enjoying sex, I suspect they don't want advice on anything


• cosmopolitan spank - Life among the metrospankuals?


• self spanking machine - Is it really self-spanking if a spankolator does all the work?


• why is spanking arousing? - Does it matter?


• skimpy raunchy ladies - In politically correct terms, that would be "sexually active female little people."


• gently eased anal probe deeper - Roger, Houston, we have achieved entry


• wheelbarrow over the knee and spanked - Talk about your unusual fetishes!


• blazing paddles - 'Scuse me while I whip this out...


• wet carpet beater spanking on pantyhose - Here's a suggestion for spankos who think they've tried everything


• team that loses gets spanked - I don't think those Sacramento Submissives players are giving their best effort


• pull down panties for sex - That certainly makes it easier