Meme: Liar Liar

I was recently invited by Prefectdt to try a meme he created. The idea is that I present five statements where four of them are false. The challenge for readers is to identify the true statement.

I can do that, and it would be easy if I went off-topic. However, if I stick to my usual subject matter, there isn't much new I can share about my spanking experiences and tastes. After almost 1200 posts, I don't have too many spanko secrets left. Nevertheless, I'm willing to give it a go.

1. I have over 100 unfinished spanking stories in my archive


2. One of my secret passions is the single-tail


3. That notorious hook in our bedroom ceiling came down during play last month


4. I once spent almost $200 on a spanking implement


5. I often laugh while being spanked

Would you like to take a guess?

Which Statement Do You Think is True? Over 100 unfinished stories Single-tail is a secret passion Ceiling hook fell last month Almost $200 for an implement Laughing while spanked Current Results

Katie's Spanking Meme

Here's a new spanking meme, courtesy of the Princess of Spanking, Katie Spades.

Have you ever...


1. Posted to a spanking newsgroup/bulletin board/mailing list? Yes


2. Bought/downloaded spanking pictures? Yes


3. Bought/downloaded spanking magazines or literature? Yes


4. Been in a spanking chat room? No


5. Bought spanking-related books in a real bookstore? Yes


6. Written a spanking story? Yes


7. Looked up the word "spank" in the dictionary? Yes


8. Bought/watched a spanking video? Yes


9. Cyber-spanked someone or been cyber-spanked? Yes


10. Watched someone else get spanked in real life? Yes


11. Been to a fetish shop such as Kinematics or Stormy Leather? No


12. Purchased toys specifically for spanking? Yes


13. Made your own spanking toys? Yes


14. Spent more than $100 on a single spanking toy? No


15. Owned 10 or more spanking toys? Yes


16. Had a spanking fantasy while masturbating? Yes


17. Had a spanking fantasy about a real life spanking you'd seen/read about? Yes


18. Had a spanking fantasy while having sex? Yes


19. Spanked/been spanked while touching intimately? Yes


20. Spanked/been spanked during sex? Yes


21. Given/had an orgasm while spanking/being spanked? Yes


22. Spanked/been spanked with no specifically sexual overtones whatsoever? Not that I recall


23. Spanked/been spanked on the bare bottom? Yes


24. Spanked/been spanked for more than 10 minutes? Yes


25. Spanked/been spanked for more than an hour? Yes


26. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong, the only means to stop the scene was a safeword? Yes


27. Used your safeword/ had someone use their safeword? Yes


28. Spanked/been spanked where there was no safeword? Yes


Spanked/been spanked with:


29. A hand? Yes


30. Paddle? Yes


31. Hairbrush? Yes


32. Ruler? Yes


33. Spoon? Yes


34. Cane? Yes


35. Switch/birch? Yes


36. Crop? Yes


37. Belt/strap? Yes


38. Flogger/whip? Yes


39. Implement with holes? Yes


40. Ordinary object not intended for spanking, such
    as a remote control or shoe? Yes


Have you ever...


41. Broken a toy (over someone's bottom) during spanking play? Yes


42. Switched? (been spanked if you are primarily a top, or spanked someone if you are primarily a bottom) No


43. Spanked/been spanked on the back of the thighs? Yes


44. Spanked/been spanked on the front of/inside of the thighs? No


45. Spanked/been spanked on the breasts/genitals? No


46. Wet your/your partner's bottom to make it sting more? Yes


47. Spanked/been spanked outside? Yes


48. Spanked/been spanked in a hotel? Yes


49. Spanked/been spanked in a car? Yes


50. Spanked/been spanked in a bath, shower or hot tub? Yes


51. Made someone do something/been made to do something they/you did not want to do? Yes


52. Punished someone/been punished for not doing something correctly or refusing to do something in a scene? I don't think so


53. Punished someone/been punished for a real life issue? No


54. Used spanking "talk"? (i.e. "You've been very naughty," "I'll be good." etc.) Yes


55. Been involved in the acting out of a roleplay fantasy? Yes


56. Been involved in the acting out of an ageplay fantasy? Not our thing


57. Asked for/been asked for a spanking? Yes


58. Made someone/been made to count the spanks? Yes


59. Made someone stand/stood in the corner? Yes


60. Made someone stand/stood in the corner for more than 5 minutes? Yes


61. Been provoked/provoked someone into spanking you by acting like a brat? Yes, but very rarely


62. Deliberately disobeyed/had someone deliberately disobey, in order to get spanked? Yes, sort of


63. Kept a list of "infractions" to spank/be spanked for later? Yes


64. Spanked yourself? Yes


65. Spanked yourself at the instruction of someone else/instructed someone to spank him/herself? Yes


66. Required someone to/been required to call someone Sir/Ma'am/Master/Mistress/Mommy/Daddy/some-other-variation during spanking play? Yes


67. Met someone specifically for spanking play? No


68. Travelled more than 100 miles to spank/be spanked? I think so


69. Placed/answered a spanking personal? No


70. Gone to a play party or club? No


71. Participated in play with someone at a play party or club? No


72. Spanked/been spanked by someone whose name you didn't know? No


73. Paid or been paid to spank someone? No


74. Been involved in a spanking scene with more than one person at a time? No


75. Spanked/been spanked by both men and women? (not necessarily at the same time)? No


76. Spanked/been spanked on a spanking horse or someother piece of furniture specifically designed for spanking? No, but I'd like to try


77. Made videotapes of your spanking play? Yes


78. Taken pictures of/had your partner take pictures of you during or after
    spanking play? Yes


79. Admired your/your partner's bottom in the mirror after a spanking? Yes


80. Spanked someone/been spanked nude? Yes


81. Bought new underwear specifically for spanking play? Yes


82. Worn fetish clothing (schoolgirl outfit, leather, etc?) Yes


83. Worn fetish clothing in public? Yes, kind of


84. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting afterward? Yes


85. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting the next day? Yes


86. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing? Yes


87. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing for more than a day? Yes


88. Had to explain your marks to a vanilla person? Not that I recall


Been involved with any of the following in connection with spanking play?


89. Restraint (ie. holding someone down, trapping their legs, etc.)? Yes


90. Restraint with ropes, cuffs, scarves or other bondage toys? Yes


91. Blindfolds? Yes


92. Gags? Yes, but I don't care for it


93. Nipple clamps/clothespins? Not my thing


94. Icy hot or some other heat-enhancing cream? Yes, but I don't care for it


95. Ginger root or some other burning/stinging substance inserted anally? No


96. A butt plug, dildo or vibrator? Yes


97. Mouthsoaping? No


98. Enemas? No


99. Temperature taking? No


100. Cried/made someone cry from a spanking? Yes, but very seldom

That's 75 by my count.

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