Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Confessions of a Bubble Butt

All my life, I've heard those words:

Large bottomBodacious BootyWide load
Protruding posteriorRound rumpBaby got back
Loose cabooseMiddle age spreadBubble butt
Bountiful backsideBulbous behindBig back porch

Sometimes the talk is complimentary. Other times, it's derogatory. Either way, there is no escaping this reality - my seat is more than complete. Don't bother trying to convince me otherwise. I've been buying clothes to cover it since I was a teenager.

I used to feel self-conscious about this condition. And given the way women are too often portrayed in the media, who wouldn't? I knew full well that I didn't look like a model.

I used to think I could do something about it. I tried diets, exercise plans, and fashion secrets. What I discovered was that a big bottom looks even larger when it's attached to a skinny woman.

The only reasonable alternative left was to embrace my bootiliciousness. Who says anorexic is beautiful? I decided that healthy is beautiful. For me, that meant learning to love the curves that nature provided.

Acordingly, here are my top ten reasons why having a large posterior is advantageous:
  1. No belt required to hold up pants
  2. Makes a good pillow
  3. No lap belt needed on amusement park rides
  4. Helpful for balancing children or groceries
  5. Invites partner to spank (and more!)
  6. Good for sitting on wooden bleachers for long stretches
  7. Makes a great, solid-sounding thwack when paddled
  8. A good foundation protects against blowing away on windy days
  9. Jiggles when swatted
  10. Attracts spanko men
Happily, I married a man who likes my womanly shape. His hands are all over my bottom at every opportunity. But that's another story...

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Anonymous said...

What a great post! Many men wish more women thought as you do.

ross said...

More to spank. What more could a real man ask for?

Doc said...

Here's to loving what ya got!

Bonny you have fabulos assests ( ;) )

I've got my connection back, by the way, and I'm voractiously reading EVERYTHING that I've missed!

freshairlover said...

I love having a larger bottom. You are right about it making a good noise when spanked. I like that noise.

FelineFrisky said...

Great points! Wish I had more padding, I'm a little thin in the end - pun intended. D :}

Anonymous said...

Great post, Bonnie!!!


Grace said...

Why do I have the song, I like big butts and I cannot lie, no other brothers can deny... on my mind???

Great post.


MaggieDear said...

I doubt that many of us look like models. I wonder why the media doesn't see this??
Thoughtful post.

Paul said...

Bonnie, as far as I'm concerned you are beautiful, and I'm certain Randy agrees.
Nice post Bonnie, thanks.
Warm hugs,

Anonymous said...

my favorite saying is junk in the trunk. i've always had a big butt. my husband loves my butt big time. lol. finally i've come to enjoy my butt. not everyone cup of tea. so be it. jammin33333

New Beginnings said...

I like it here! I feel beautiful and normal!


Anonymous said...

Bonnie~ Can we talk? I mean about #6? I dunno. My butt is HUGE and it didn't help me one bit last weekend when I had to do some serious bleacher time. Or perhaps it might have been much worse without the padding. I suppose it would have been but it still wasn't exactly pleasant.


alexd said...

Your tush is one of the most delectable sights on the web!

Lily said...

My hubby loves my big bottom also. I gave up worrying about it a long time ago, life is too short.

Take care,



Tony said...


Thank you for yet another beautiful shot of your magnificent butt...into my "Bonnie" folder it goes, LOL! I'm sure your husband Randy already knows this, but he is one of the luckiest guys in the world, able to have his hands over that fantastic, plump ass whenever he wants and, even better, able to have your delicious derriere over his knees for spankings aplenty! I can only imagine the great, solid-sounding thwack the paddle makes on your butt...Yummy! My wife also has a plump rump but it isn't quite as exquisite as yours, Bonnie. Yours is the gold standard.

I wish more women that are similarly endowed as you are would be as proud of thier assets. Nothing annoys me more than to see a woman with a great shape, thick hips and thighs, cover that shape with a long shirt or sweater around their waist. Don't they know what they are depriving spanko men of???

Thanks again for your thoughts and great photos. Now if we could just see that butt in something white...LOL!


Bonnie said...

Anon - Thanks. I think many women struggle, as I did, with conflicting messages on this topic. The key for me was to ignore the negativity. I now focus upon what I know to be true and what my lover has told me since day one.

Ross - If Randy likes my bottom as it is (and I can assure you that he does), that's what matters most.

Doc - Thanks.

I wondered what happened to you. I'm glad you've returned!

Fresh - Me too, on both counts!

D - I think the same logic applies at the other end of the spectrum. There is no single definition of physical attractiveness. The genuine beauty lies within anyway.

Tigger - Thank you.

Grace - LOL I resemble that remark.

Maggie - That's a good question, and one to which I don't the answer. Perhaps it's because they take a lot of advertising money from firms that sell products and services that claim to make us look younger, thinner, and more alluring.

Paul - Thank you!

Jammin - I forgot that one. The key for me was accepting who I am. Once I cleared that obstacle, many things in life became easier.

Elis - That's because you ARE beautiful and normal!

Eva - It definitely helps. If you don't believe me, ask any man in the same predicament. Randy, with his skinny butt, really suffers in those situations.

Of course, #6 works better if it isn't preceded by #5.

Alex - Thank you.

Lily - That's a great way to say it.

Tony - I hear no complaints from Randy.

As I said above, girls and women hear a barrage of messages about body shape and appearance. For those of us who don't look like Barbie, it can be really destructive. Worse yet, a lot of other women (and some men) buy into this unrealistic standard. The result is a society that is obsessed with thinness to the exclusion of many other, more important values (like health and happiness).

I for one choose not to play that game any more. Real women have curves!

~ Storm said...

I love my curves, and wish my bottom was larger actually because it isn't, but is still spankable. I'm glad to see the trend moving away from anorexic girls. J loves my curves and as long as I am at a healthy weight and am toned (Which I constantly work at), I don't have to be skinny. I don't actually want to be skinny. I've been there and done that. I'm happy with my body just the way it is.

Anonymous said...

Great article...loved your top (or bottom) 10.

One more description....'she's got junk in her trunk'. And that is a compliment!!

You have a beautiful bottom..BTW.

Tony said...


Well of course Randy won't complain...he gets to spank that butt! Duh! LOL ; )


good girl said...

LOL! Anything that invites a spanking can't be bad :-)

Marcus said...

Some shelf in the back and some hips to the side and the woman is perfect. I'm guessing you qualify in both, and as I've said before, Randy is a lucky guy.

dirty joke sir said...

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Anonymous said...

I ONLY like a bubble butt to spank!!! To me, the bigger the better, as long as the SHAPE is bubble-butted round. Nothing turns me on more than a big round butt - except spanking it, or having it sit on my face in a pair of white nylon full cut brief panties. ;)

Bonnie said...

~Storm - I think you look beautiful! Long live curviness.

Greg - Thanks!

Tony - He does indeed, and with great glee.

GG - I completely agree.

Marcus - I definitely have all of that.

Every time I tell Randy how lucky everyone says he is, he considers it an opportunity to press that luck. Shortly thereafter, I get to be the lucky one, complete with a very sore posterior.

DJS - Thanks!

Anon - That sounds like a recipe for some rollicking fun. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

# 10 is what I am, and your very attractive. Remember, the bigger the butt the bigger the paddle. LOL

Bonnie said...

Anon - If that's case, I'm in big trouble!

M said...

Lady, you rock. I describe myself as 'coming from a curvy people'. People that that from it what they will. I'm not married, yet. But I have hope. Thanks for the words. -Audrey

Anonymous said...

in my 22 years of life I always remember being more attracted to women with rounder hips, bigger thighs, and a big round bottom. Girls, if you've got these, please don't feel bad cuz to guys like me you look BETTER than all the super models put together, because you have a softness to which there is no comparison, a natural beauty with no equal and you are attractive, beautiful, and irresistable!

Oh and we know they give you tips on how to hide your bottom on TV and in the magazines, but that's not what the guys who are looking for you want ;) wear something to show it off sometime!

Anonymous said...

Interesting blog! I'm glad to see there are people like you!

P.S. You have a gorgeous bottom!

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