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A Blog About Spanking

During our weekly percussive instruction session, Randy reminded me that MBS is a spanking blog. He thinks I should be writing about my spankings. And he is only too willing to provide any necessary motivation.

So, let’s talk about spankings…

Before Covid, we had settled into a comfortable pattern – Scheduled spankings on Friday evening with occasional extra bottom warmings when the opportunity arrived. We both eagerly awaited Friday and Randy planned various special events for us.

In March 2020, we began working from home. Randy decided we should make some changes. He suggested that I start wearing skirts every day with a thong underneath. I was happy to comply. This was the beginning of our lunchtime paddlings. As part of our lunchtime together, I bend over the back of our couch with skirt lifted and target exposed. We kept a leather paddle in the drawer of a side table in our living room. It was just as accessible as my bare bottom.

This new dimension reawakened our spanking fun. A couple dozen quick pops changes my whole perspective. How great is it to go back to (virtual) work with a warm, stinging butt? I love it.

All was well until the summer of 2022. We managed to avoid Covid, but another health threat shook our world. Randy found himself exhausted by even minor exertion. The problem crept up on him over several months, but he fought through it until July when it affected his ability to work.

He consulted with a doctor, and another, and another. There were lots of tests. The third doctor diagnosed Randy as having a type of blood cancer. We were told it was “mostly treatable” with chemotherapy drugs. His age was a concern, but the fact that he was otherwise healthy gave the doctor cause for optimism.

We endured months of difficult treatment. Through it all, my spankings continued. But things were different. Randy insisted upon doing his part, even when he felt tired or sick or discouraged. He compensated for his physical deficits. When the situation called for a leather paddle, he used a wooden paddle. Wooden paddles were replaced with a Lexan paddle. He joked that I shouldn’t have to suffer because of his illness. He didn’t want me to feel neglected, and I didn’t. I never minded caring for him because I love being his wife and this life we’ve built together.

Even at the lowest point, my dear partner was able to singe my seat by flicking a crop. I recognized his dedication to me and our beloved kink. When the treatment concluded and he began to recover, he revived some of our favorite spanko traditions. For a couple of months, I wasn’t certain whether I could even hope that he was recovering. But he did improve. He became stronger and found more endurance in his daily activities. His hair mostly returned. He went back to work, part time initially. All the while, I fought the urge to rejoice. In the back of my mind was the possibility of a relapse.

I think I accepted that Randy was back on the day he led me downstairs and strapped me to our long-neglected spanking bench for a caning. He lit me up. I was so happy I cried, and that’s something I almost never do in that situation. I savored the resulting sting for the rest of the day and didn’t miss an opportunity to kiss him. I was so grateful to still have my life mate. He wasn’t ever really gone, but that didn’t prevent me from feeling joy at his return.

Our spankings now have a celebratory feel. We always knew this dance cannot last forever, but now we have a lot more insight into how that approaching storm will affect us. Every time I hoist my skirt and bend over the back of the couch, I do so with humble gratitude.

There is one emergency measure that remains in place. Randy replaced the nice warm stinging leather paddle in our side table drawer with an unforgiving wooden model that hurts a lot. It’s still there and used frequently. I’m not about to complain, but ow! (rubbing bottom)

We’ll continue with this new routine for the foreseeable future. Randy mentioned holiday spankings and I can’t wait!

OK, That was Strange

If you read the recent mailbag post, you probably know I get a lot of unusual email. Most of it, I either ignore or save for the mailbag. Yesterday, I had an exchange for the ages.

It started with an email from someone whose name was one letter different from a well-known spanking model. Most models use stage names, so I thought nothing of it. She politely asked me to remove all links to her. This happens occasionally when someone wants to return to civilian life, though this model has been so successful that it would be impossible to disappear from the Internet. But no matter, I found a handful of posts from ten or more years ago and excised her links.

I wrote back, told her it was good to talk with her again, said I deleted her links as requested, and wished her well. This was clearly not the desired response. My correspondent, now clearly unhappy, said she had no idea what I was talking about and demanded that I remove her links immediately.

I recognized that my correspondent was not the famous spanking model. I wrote back explaining that I was unable to provide what she requested. I have no control over [famous spanking model]’s site.

I hoped that might be the end of the discussion. Instead, the *not* famous spanking model insisted that I remove both my site and that of her doppelganger.

I wrote back that my blog is eighteen years old and contains over 2000 posts. Deleting it all because she was offended didn’t seem like a reasonable solution. And I couldn’t delete [famous spanking model]’s site if I wanted to, and I don’t. That seemed like a clear answer.

But no, apparently not. The response said only, “it needs to be removed.”

OK, one more time I thought. I explained what I thought should be obvious by now. There is a popular spanking model whose name is very similar. She has a web site, and she controls the content that appears there. This was what my correspondent found when she Googled her name.

I told her again that I cannot help her. I have never met [famous spanking model] and have not even talked with her in at least a decade. I suggested she could contact [famous spanking model], but it seems unlikely that she will take down her site because one person doesn’t like it.

I resisted the temptation to say, “That’s not how any of this works,” but she was already upset and there seemed no point.

At this stage, my insistent pen pal finally gave up and wished me, “Good luck.”

After a total of nine messages exchanged, I am left with one question. “Why me?”

Keyword Chaos: The Return

These are keywords that strange people used to find MBS.

• ai spanking – I'm starting to get the idea that ChatGPT doesn't like me


• assume the position – Yeah, yeah, I know


• bed alignment chart – Are we aligning the bed or the person on the bed?


• best hairbrush for spanking – Depends which side you're on


• big booty bonnie spanked – My reputation is intact


• bonniesblog – Maybe I should have used that name


• bratting – The express train to sore butt city


• bubble butt bonnie spanking – Some things never change


• chaos position spank bottom – I really want to know what this is


• cheerleaders paddled – Is there no love for the majorettes?


• contemporary spanking – As opposed to archaic spankings?


• cotton panty spanking – Profoundly ineffective implement


• crazy spanking in hot and cute secretary dress – Don't let crazy spank you


• edward scissorlegs – I know that move


• equestrian spanking – I thought spanking horse meant something else


• extra large panty gusset – You won't find those in my top drawer


• first adult spanking – Fran was pleased to receive a paddle for her birthday


• formica spanking – 1960s answer to the lexan paddle


• game show spanking – Who Wants to be a Spanko?


• granny spankings – Don't laugh, it's a thing


• hollywood spankings – The old casting bench


• i got a spanking – Small world. Me too


• interactive spanking game – It's a first person swatter


• international spanking – Her butt has been stamped more times than her passport


• little house on the prairie spanking – I think Paw's building a bigger woodshed


• lost bets paddle – A whole different fantasy sport


• message spanking – I definitely got the point


• most humiliating spanking – Do I really have to play Mrs. Potatohead?


• naughty secretary spanked – They made one film and now all the secretaries want to get spanked at work


• paddle board sayings – My favorite is Attitude Adjuster


• perry masonry flintstones – I couldn't invent stuff this goofy


• punishment equation – Force = mass * acceleration


• real hairbrush spanking – Wouldn't want an imitation hairbrush spanking


• road trip spanking – Beat on the street


• self spanking girl – auto-percussive


• sitting after spanking – The second punishment


• spank your wide – I get spanked in my widest region


• spanked bottom art – Randy talks about painting my seat


• spanked in a girdle – Tried it. Totally overrated


• spanking auction – How much would you pay?


• spanking bling – On my wish list


• spanking board – They voted unanimously to spank you


• spanking bonanza – Is this the old TV show or the defunct steakhouse?


• spanking branch – Flipping a switch


• spanking chart – Acme Hairbrushes up two points


• spanking cyoa – Covering is not a good strategy


• spanking game – I never know whether I am the winner or the loser


• spanking in chicago – Loopy John is not public transportation


• spanking karen – She deserves it


• spanking knickers – I like the ones with a target on the back


• spanking ladies bottoms – If they acted more like ladies, they wouldn't be spanked so often


• spanking laps – Who knew this was part of cross country training?


• spanking posse – Those silly vigilantes are back


• spanking punishment quiz – Q1: With a right handed spanker, which butt cheek will hurt more?


• spanking rituals – Wait until you see what we do for Bastille Day


• spanking tournament – Sort of like a chess tournament but the board is a different shape


• sting spanking – Got to respect the bee costume


• the jungle book wedgie special edition – I don't understand this, but I love it


• weight gain spank – Does this ice cream make my butt look big?


• why do women like spankings – We like what we like


• wire hanger spanking – Stop right there, Mommy Dearest


• woodshed spankings – Line forms at the left

I hope these visitors found something here they liked.

Bonnie's Mailbag

I have an impressive backlog of interesting mail. Let’s take a peek.

Request: Show me your naked, spanked bottom, please.

Bonnie: I give you points for spelling, grammar, punctuation, and politeness. But my answer is the same.

Statement: wishi was there

Bonnie: Kilroy’s sister perhaps.

Question: Would you get spankings while wearing these panties?

Bonnie: Sure, if Randy asked me, I would.

Comment: I don't get spankings but would love one or more.

Bonnie: I hope you get all the swats you desire.

Question: Do wet spankings really hurtmore?

Bonnie: Yes, they really do.

Question: What is yr most embarrassing spanking ever?

Bonnie: I don’t know. That’s hard. Once, long ago, I rolled off Randy’s lap and landed on the floor. I felt pretty dumb that time.

Question: Have you ever been spanked with a sandal?

Bonnie: Ever is a long time. Yes, I have on a number of occasions.

Statement: …spanking videos are used for training future prostitutes to meet the demand for paying customers.

Bonnie: This guy used two thousand words to tell me that spanking videos are evil. So don’t watch.

Questions: Your husband spanks you frequently?
        What misbehavior gets you discipline spanked?
        Spankings are on the bare bottom only?
        Husband ever spanks you completely nude?
        What implements does husband use on your bare bottom?
        Husband spanks you very hard?
        Do you usually bawl like a baby on hard discipline spankings?

Bonnie: Yes, Whatever he decides, Usually, Sometimes, All of them, Sometimes, No.

Question: What is the maximum amount of time before and after someone's birthday that you can give them their birthday spanking?

Bonnie: Does it matter when the result is the same?

Question: Does it hurt to sit on a toilet seat right after you've been spanked?

Bonnie: I invite you to use your imagination on this one.

Question: Are you still getting spanked?

Bonnie: Yes.

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That's it for now. If you want to send me a message, click the Ask Bonnie symbol near the bottom of the right column.