Monday, November 18, 2019

So I take it there's no canoe

Friday, November 15, 2019

It's LoL Day XIV

Happy LoL Days, my friends. I may be a day late, but at least I'm starting early in the morning. Yeah, that makes sense, right?

As the story is told, LoL Day started on this blog a long time ago. 46 blogs participated and 919 comments were recorded that first year. This community event was, and still is, a lot of fun.

What is less well known is that this was not an original idea, at least not for me. Back in the early days of the blogoverse, I saw a vanilla blogger do something similar. It occurred to me that it would be interesting to learn more about our friendly little spanko community. I am grateful to Hermione and everyone else who sustains this tradition.

So Happy LOL Day! You know what to do.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Goodbye, Old Friend

We parted ways last weekend with one of our first spanking implements after more than forty years. My old sorority paddle had served faithfully to heat my bottom through every season and for every purpose. And now it's gone. Here’s what happened.

I needed to help an unlucky friend on Friday after work. By the time I returned home, it was too late for our regular Friday night spanking celebration. We played a little in bed before drifting off to sleep, but we both recognized this was just an appetizer.

I woke first on Saturday, showered, and dressed for the day. I started with a lacy white thong and bra set (not that Randy would notice they match). I then added a big comfy gray sweater and a pair of form-fitting salmon-colored leggings. Like the proverbial red flag in front of a bull, I chose this outfit to draw his attention.

Sure enough, an hour later, I found myself bent over with elbows on the bed. “Pink?” he asked. “You want to be pink? I can help with that.” His voice was gruff, but his words were playful. He swung my sorority paddle with his strong right arm. It exploded against the upturned seat of my lycra leggings with a surprisingly loud pow. “Ow!” I exclaimed. Paddlings always hurt and this one was no different. I wisely resisted the temptation to cover my target as the next painful dispatch arrived soon after. A third stinging swat soon followed as Randy began to perfect his stroke. He likes to spank harder when my bottom is covered in order to compensate for the additional protection, even when such protection is of negligible benefit. This, I thought, could be a serious spanking.

Then it happened. The fourth whack sounded and felt odd, but I didn’t realize what had happened until Randy uttered a curse word. He walked around the side of the bed to show me the source of his frustration. He held the paddle’s handle in one hand and the blade in the other. My first reaction was to giggle. I have seen (felt) paddles that split down the middle, but never one that lost its handle. I vanquished another spanking implement. Yea me!

“Oh, you think that’s funny, huh?” Needless to say, my loving partner finished the job with another wooden paddle. I just couldn’t stop laughing and my bottom paid the price.

Only later, as I struggled to sit comfortably, did I fully appreciate what had happened. My beloved sorority paddle had paddled its last. Losing it made me feel sad. Let me tell you about my old friend.

My sorority paddle was approximately thirty inches long, four inches wide and about half an inch thick. It was hardwood and was originally painted a cream color. This paint is faded on the front and mostly worn off of the back. The front featured the sorority crest near the handle, three Greek letters in black down the blade, and my name across the bottom. The back once displayed the name of the college we attended. Those letters are no longer discernible due to frequent use over the decades.

This paddle has been with me at every stop since the mid-1970s, even before Randy. He applied it to my bottom hundreds of times. It was our first paddle and always a favorite. Even in its broken state, or maybe especially so, it stands as a spanko monument. I want to memorialize the two pieces, but I haven’t decided how best to do it.

Randy wants to buy a replacement. “Maybe thicker next time so it won’t break...” This man has a one track mind. We have plenty of sturdy wooden paddles, believe me. This led to a discussion of responsibility for the calamity. He believes that repeated impact with my bottom caused the paddle to break. I think he was swinging it, so it’s his fault. The argument had no definitive winner, but I took the spanking.

So there you have it. The paddlings won’t stop, but the nostalgia just slowed a bit.

Friday, October 18, 2019

My Jars of Kink

I saw this on Twitter and thought I would share my kinky jars.

Sunday, October 06, 2019

Meme: How well do you know your significant other?

I adapted this meme from Hermione who get it from Ronnie who borrowed it from PK.

Name a food he won’t eat?Brussel sprouts.
You go out to eat; what would he drink? Flavored seltzer if they have it or soda water.
What’s one thing you do that just about guarantees you’re getting a spanking? Just one? There are so many! Today, I wore leggings.
What is his nickname for you? Bon or Bon-Bon.
What is something he likes to do? Playfully swat my bottom in public places.
What is his favourite store? He’s not much of a shopper. If he buys something, it’s probably online.
When he is on the phone, who is he talking to? Someone from work.
What are his favorite shows? Comedies, news, sports, or sci-fi/fantasy – Silicon Valley, SNL, Rachel Maddow, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, NFL Red Zone.
What’s his favorite implement? One that hurts!
What would he never wear? Jewelry other than his wedding ring.
What’s his favourite food? He has lots of favorites, but let’s go with gang pa-nang gai (Thai sweet curry chicken).
If you could change one thing about your significant other, large or small, what would it be? I’m way beyond the point of trying to change him. I simply have to love him as he is.
What is his favourite sport? NFL football (Go Seahawks!).
What is something that you do that he wishes you didn’t? Procrastinate.
What could he do all day long and not get bored? Watch NFL Redzone on Sundays.
How does he like his coffee? He’s not a coffee drinker.
How long have you been together? Since Methuselah was in short pants.
What is your perfect world for yourself and your relationship ten years from now? I hope we’re both healthy and enjoying a good life together.

Monday, September 02, 2019

Keyword Chaos: Autumn Edition

These are search terms that people used to find this blog:
  • "head down bottom up" – There are many worse things than getting a spanking

  • "mommy gets a spanking" – Good thing she’s totally into it

  • "my bottom" paddle "thwack" – Oh, did you hear that?

  • "where i sit down" – That’s just where he spanked me

  • 70 year old husband putts his wife over his knee – A golf club spanking sounds pretty extreme

  • a husbands sudden desire to put his wife otk and spank her bottom – Sorry, Honey, it just came over me

  • adding embarrassment to spanking stories – Don’t proofread your grammatical errors

  • adult bare bottom belt spanking poll – 17% of the adult population finds a belt spanking relaxing

  • anal intercourse after hairbrush spankings – Just another Saturday night at home

  • authentic trditional spanking scrnarios – Lurker strapped for spelling errors

  • bare traps sandals roanna – Maybe if you hum the tune…?

  • BDSM belt spank caspasian punishment story – That’s hot

  • Bending over da arm of the Couch – Getting swats on da Butt

  • big wide bottom bonnie spanked again – That’s actually not part of my legal name

  • black and blue paddle marks on bare butt – I like to think of those as merit badges

  • bonanza fanfiction best of the west spanking – Why, Hoss, I had no idea...

  • bubble butt big bottom story – That’s all of my stories

  • caned wearing her knickers – Now can I have my panties back?

  • chairleader caned and paddled – The head chair was very uncomfortable

  • Change implements during spanking – Damn cheap drug store hairbrush

  • cheerleader getting paddled – Everyone wants to paddle the cheerleaders

  • chritian spanking booth – When a bake sale isn’t enough

  • Competitive spanking ass video – These women are legitimate athletes

  • consensual spanking loopy johnny – Is it too late to reconsider my consent?

  • Craves a really hard spanking – Yeah, I’ve been there

  • Curvy girls spanked stories – The book is shaped like an hourglass

  • diaper trap – Open with care

  • diy spanking machine – Looking for a test pilot?

  • Domestic discipline with bare bottom spanking and sodomy – Ah, marital bliss

  • F/F funny spanking – How come you always get to be the rude schoolgirl?

  • favorite spanking – My favorite is the next one

  • female foot devotion captions – Her bunion is so sexy

  • flowery panties spanking – I smell roses

  • hairbrush spanking bedtime plug – Good times in the bedroom

  • hot mom big ass bur is hear – Say what?

  • how to prepare to get a spanking – Take a shower and put on clean panties

  • husband can't believe his luck for a reason to spank his wife's bottom – She said yes

  • I have to admit I deserved that spanking – I was good all week

  • i let another man spank my wife – With her consent I hope

  • i spank my wife with a paddle – What a coincidence, so does my husband

  • in the corner after a spanking – We like to call that contemplation time

  • kiri Kelly spanking – I hope she is enjoying a wonderful kinky retirement

  • mark of the caned butt – Sounds like a secret spanko society

  • most embarrassing bare bottom spanking stories – There are some people who simply shouldn’t be writers

  • necessary spankings for an uncooperative wife – Or better yet, unnecessary spankings for a cooperative wife

  • needed headmaster secretary witness bare bottom caning – Apply in person at St. Swattins Institute

  • needing a dam good spanking videos – Be sure to get a shot of Lake Mead in the background

  • princess kelley spanking videos – We love our spanko royalty

  • proud of my welts – Aren’t they beautiful?

  • reason I spank my wife – Because she loves it

  • roleplay naughty schoolgirl spank – Where’s my pleated plaid skirt?

  • self spanking implements – Try a long handled bath brush

  • so proud of her new spanking paddle – And couldn’t wait to try it out

  • spank diagrams – What do you want, a blueprint?

  • spanking is fun – Yes, if done well (or well done)

  • spanking quiz – If I flunk, do I get a spanking? Or do I need to pass?

  • spanking rituals – Can we play marauding buccaneer and saucy wench tonight?

  • spanking therapy stories – It changed my life

  • spanky dance – The old “hop and rub”

  • thong pulled down for spanking – Up or down, bare is bare

  • Western spanking woman – She rode a blazing saddle

  • wet towel spanking – Towel snaps hurt more than most people realize

  • what position for spanking is most painful – Either than ankle grab or the diaper

  • what should a good spanked bottom look like – Raised red marks that are hot to the touch

  • Woman spanked while wearing skimpy bikini – Not enough material back there to cover those marks
Keep those queries coming!

Monday, July 01, 2019

Jen's Question

I received this interesting question recently from a friend named Jen:

You've expressed fondness for the trappings of punishment and the headspace that accompanies that scene. Can you elaborate? Specifically, what is about being subjected to harsh corporal punishment that appeals to you?

Wow, Jen, you just asked me to open my head and explain how it works. Why do I like what I like? That's a tall order, but I'll take a whack at it.

I guess I should start by saying that these experiences are intensely intimate and profoundly sexual for me. Spankings lie at the very core of my sexuality. I am capable of achieving orgasm without being spanked, but why would I? The act of spanking is not foreplay, but rather an integral component of the sex act between my husband and me.

The punishment spanking aspect is one small but essential part of my kink. Most of our spanking sessions are not oriented toward punishment. Many are fun. Many are sexy. Many are aimed at stress relief or connection or affirmation. But once in a while, I need/want something else. It may be the same paddle strikes bottom physical action, but in my mind, it's quite different.

Here's where it gets tricky. I am submissive, but that is limited to my relationship with Randy, and even then, primarily in our bedroom. Within that somewhat limited scope, it's still a powerful force. There are times when I need/want Randy to re-establish the order of things. If that means expressing his dominance by giving me a strong taste of humility, then humble I shall be.

But there's another, deeper layer. I crave to be, at least in my mind, the bad girl who has misbehaved and now needs to be corrected in the sternest fashion. I don't need or want to actually do anything harmful or wrong. It's enough to feel as though I did or at least could have. Sometimes, we set the mood by dressing me in a pleated skirt and sweater, or reviewing a list of demerits. Randy punctuates the spanking that follows with words like "naughty," "young lady," and "punishment." The combination of pulsing pain, stern words, and flowing endorphins guides me into a very small and submissive place. Eventually, I reach a moment of physical capitulation where my body stops struggling and accepts everything he wants to give me. It's not usually sexy in that moment, but when I reflect later upon what happened to me, it is immensely arousing. I rub my bottom and think, "Randy gave me the hard punishment spanking I deserved, and it still hurts." Then I feel redemption. We embrace and all is well again. At that point, I am enthusiastically ready for the adult entertainment portion of the proceedings.

I not certain whether that explanation clears up the mystery or expands it. Either way, I crave that corporal punishment headspace sometimes and it feels like what I need.