Keyword Chaos: The Return

These are keywords that strange people used to find MBS.

• ai spanking – I'm starting to get the idea that ChatGPT doesn't like me


• assume the position – Yeah, yeah, I know


• bed alignment chart – Are we aligning the bed or the person on the bed?


• best hairbrush for spanking – Depends which side you're on


• big booty bonnie spanked – My reputation is intact


• bonniesblog – Maybe I should have used that name


• bratting – The express train to sore butt city


• bubble butt bonnie spanking – Some things never change


• chaos position spank bottom – I really want to know what this is


• cheerleaders paddled – Is there no love for the majorettes?


• contemporary spanking – As opposed to archaic spankings?


• cotton panty spanking – Profoundly ineffective implement


• crazy spanking in hot and cute secretary dress – Don't let crazy spank you


• edward scissorlegs – I know that move


• equestrian spanking – I thought spanking horse meant something else


• extra large panty gusset – You won't find those in my top drawer


• first adult spanking – Fran was pleased to receive a paddle for her birthday


• formica spanking – 1960s answer to the lexan paddle


• game show spanking – Who Wants to be a Spanko?


• granny spankings – Don't laugh, it's a thing


• hollywood spankings – The old casting bench


• i got a spanking – Small world. Me too


• interactive spanking game – It's a first person swatter


• international spanking – Her butt has been stamped more times than her passport


• little house on the prairie spanking – I think Paw's building a bigger woodshed


• lost bets paddle – A whole different fantasy sport


• message spanking – I definitely got the point


• most humiliating spanking – Do I really have to play Mrs. Potatohead?


• naughty secretary spanked – They made one film and now all the secretaries want to get spanked at work


• paddle board sayings – My favorite is Attitude Adjuster


• perry masonry flintstones – I couldn't invent stuff this goofy


• punishment equation – Force = mass * acceleration


• real hairbrush spanking – Wouldn't want an imitation hairbrush spanking


• road trip spanking – Beat on the street


• self spanking girl – auto-percussive


• sitting after spanking – The second punishment


• spank your wide – I get spanked in my widest region


• spanked bottom art – Randy talks about painting my seat


• spanked in a girdle – Tried it. Totally overrated


• spanking auction – How much would you pay?


• spanking bling – On my wish list


• spanking board – They voted unanimously to spank you


• spanking bonanza – Is this the old TV show or the defunct steakhouse?


• spanking branch – Flipping a switch


• spanking chart – Acme Hairbrushes up two points


• spanking cyoa – Covering is not a good strategy


• spanking game – I never know whether I am the winner or the loser


• spanking in chicago – Loopy John is not public transportation


• spanking karen – She deserves it


• spanking knickers – I like the ones with a target on the back


• spanking ladies bottoms – If they acted more like ladies, they wouldn't be spanked so often


• spanking laps – Who knew this was part of cross country training?


• spanking posse – Those silly vigilantes are back


• spanking punishment quiz – Q1: With a right handed spanker, which butt cheek will hurt more?


• spanking rituals – Wait until you see what we do for Bastille Day


• spanking tournament – Sort of like a chess tournament but the board is a different shape


• sting spanking – Got to respect the bee costume


• the jungle book wedgie special edition – I don't understand this, but I love it


• weight gain spank – Does this ice cream make my butt look big?


• why do women like spankings – We like what we like


• wire hanger spanking – Stop right there, Mommy Dearest


• woodshed spankings – Line forms at the left

I hope these visitors found something here they liked.

Keyword Chaos: October Edition

Here are some favorite examples of keywords people used to find MBS, along with our reactions.

• adult spanking positions – Great work if you can get it


• attitude adjuster paddle – Sometimes a good paddling helps a lot


• bent over waiting for bare butt paddling – No one appreciates how boring this can be


• brat tamer phrases – Bare your bottom, turn around, bend over, hold still


• can i spank my wife – Yes, but the better question is whether you should


• chicago spanking party – They told me the Loop is not an implement


• choose your own spanking implement – I would love to be able to pick


• disciplinary wives club – I'll bet the initiation is quite something


• diy spanking – Here's a stick


• elven kingdom spanking – This could take a really long time


• embarrassing nurse spanking stories – Linda didn't even know how to use an oral thermometer


• embarrassing spanking story – Written in Crayon on the inside flaps of a HappyMeal box


• equestrian spanking story – Watch where you step


• estimatedspankings – Libby figures she's been spanked at least 400 times for forgetting her medicine


• g string spanks – Try a Loopy John instead


• getting my stripes – I have the impression this wasn't a military ceremony


• hairbrush in my ass – Getting it out was the worst part


• happy spanking – A versatile phrase like Aloha - could mean hello, good bye, have fun, good luck, or do you like my panties?


• hard spanking quiz – If you miss this differential calculus question, you're really going to get it


• how to give yourself a spanking – Tell your husband he's a big wimp who won't even spank


• magical girl alignment chart – If she's so magical, let her align her own chart


• most painful spanking moments – Those were times when I wasn't ready


• motivational spanking – Whatever that was that you wanted me to do, I'm ready now


• ottoman spanking – Is that Turkish you're speaking?


• ouch is not a safe word – Though there is a certain style of enunciation that can be convincing


• paddled over jeans – Always a classic


• panties for sale – Only in every department and discount store on Earth


• pundering – We think this word means readjusting a squirmy spankee back into position


• really spanked bottom – We're not kidding


• recreational spanking – My husband must be feeling athletic because he just bought a Pickleball paddle


• round butt spanked – Sure, why not?


• should my spouse spank me – If you're curious enough to ask, then yes


• songs about spanking – My cheeks are alive with the sound of spanking…


• sorority paddlings – What's better than a club that gives every member their own paddle?


• sounds of a spanking – Whack Ow! Whack Ow!


• spank odds – Las Vegas says it's 2-1 that I get a spanking tonight


• spank wife – I prefer to think of myself as a full-service wife


• spank with love – Unusual name for a paddle, but I like it


• spankbros – Those boys know what they like


• spanking championship – So how do you win?


• spanking competion – I have no idea what this means


• spanking documentary – I'd love to learn more about the people who created our community


• spanking for dummies – Is a dummy who knows how to spank better or worse than one who doesn't?


• spanking free for all – Imagine an orgy, but with paddles


• spanking girl cartoon – I wish I could be a spanko superhero!


• spanking law – Every kinky attorney's secret dream


• spanking memories – Every time you sit provides another reminder


• spanking my self machine – My new safeword is pull out the plug


• spanking parlor – I'm picturing a Louis XIV inspired luxury dungeon


• spanking preparation – This is a lot more complicated than it used to be


• spanking robot story – Honey, did you do change something on the Roomba?


• spanking roleplay – I like carnival barker and the amazing lizard girl


• spanking test – If I fail, will I get to retest?


• spanking text game – Is there an emoji for bend over?


• spanking tv – We don't get that channel


• spanking wagon – Great for on-location spankings


• spankyville – Where you can claim a tax deduction for dungeon improvement costs


• the best thing about my ass is that it's behind me – The best part of mine is that husband is obsessed with it


• too sore to sit – Indicator that it's time to reassess your choices


• tv spankings – You haven't lived until you've watched your own red bottom get swatted in crystal clear 4K HD


• ur but is big – yer spel iz knot gud


• virtual punishments – Your avatar looks mighty sore


• western spanking – Is that sort of like a western omlette?


• why does myboyfriend give me wedgies and spank me – Because he is evil


• you need a spanking – I guess you are dissatisfied with your search engine?

Keep those queries coming!

Keyword Chaos: Back to School Edition

People sometimes arrive here at MBS after typing keywords into a search engine. Here are some favorite examples of those keywords, with our reactions.

• big booty bonnie – Are you trying to tell me something?


• birthday spanking gauntlet – A warm tribute from your friends


• canary spanking – Trouble in the coal mine


• celebrity spankings – Reality TV that I would actually watch


• cheerleader splits spanking – Worst position ever


• choosing a safe word – Bad choices: ow, no, stop, wait, sorry, ouch!


• disney spanking art – That might not be an officially licensed product


• domestic discipline cheer – I've been bad. Set me right. Don't get mad. Make our night.


• elven kingdom spanking – Why yes, Legolas, I do…


• embarrassing fun spanking – Make me blush!


• found spanking – Free to a good home


• hope to spank your partner – Hope makes no smoke


• how to get your boyfriend to spank you – I snapped a condom once


• how to spank my neighbor – Bend her over the fence


• how to teach your husband to spank you – Tik-Tok videos


• i want to spank – And I want to fly


• i was spanked – Now available in audiobook


• international consensual spanking day – It was August 8 and I missed it again!


• mantance spanking – It's not fair to spank a man in the tance


• mature spanking stories – No greasy kids' stuff here


• message spanking – Receipt acknowledged


• once upon a spanking bench – A kinky fairy tale


• positions available for spanking – Great working environment plus benefits


• recreational spanking – He put me over the playground swing


• sitting on a spanked booty – Watching the tide roll away


• spank bonnie hard – I have a guy for that


• spanking artists – Lots of red on the palette


• spanking basics – Hand. Butt. Rinse. Repeat.


• spanking blig – Anything like bling?


• spanking café – OTK on the sidewalk


• spanking comic – A spanko walks into a bar…


• spanking embarrassment – You call that a hairbrush?


• spanking games for couples – So that's what cornhole means


• spanking memory – Spankings are a great way to ensure lessons are retained


• spanking pantyhose – That's a double punishment


• spanking punishment quiz – It's a pop quiz


• spanking saloon – Miss Kitty, what is all that racket upstairs?


• spanking test – She passed with flying colors


• spanko meaning – From a purely metaphysical perspective, it hurts like hell


• spanko moms – Proud to be a member of this mighty group


• spankyowife – Use yo belt


• top bottom alignment chart – I'm a chaotic/good/bottom


• when to spank your wife – When she consents


• who is bonnie – I'm a woman, wife, mother, grandmother, writer, teacher, and enthusiastic lifelong spanking fan


• why do my jeans give me a wedgie – If you have to ask the internet, it's because you deserve it

Keep those queries coming in.

Keyword Chaos: Cusp of Summer Edition

These are some of query keywords that bring people to MBS along with our reactions.

• attitude adjuster paddle – Many of us can benefit from an adjustment once in a while


• before after spanking – That's vaguely metaphysical


• blazing sit spots – No, not there! That's the grill. Sorry. Here's your chair


• brat topper – Is that anything like a cake topper?


• can i spank my wife – How should I know?


• cheerleaders paddled – People in cyberspace are very interested in this topic


• classical spanking – Tchaikovsky is always a premium choice


• consensus spanking – We all think you should be spanked


• corporal punishment gauntlet – Just the perfect thing for a quiet Wednesday evening


• different spanking positions – The swingset? Really? What will the neighbors say?


• disadvantages of domestic discipline – Besides the sore butt, you mean?


• embarassing spanking stories – Starts with the title


• freshly spanked ass – Just brought this catch right from the docks


• friday spanking – Our favorite night too


• gay spanking art twitter – Not much to see here, but Happy Pride Month!


• girlfriend likes to be spanked – Served with a generous portion of bondage


• girls spanking costumes – This could be a million dollar business opportunity


• go ask your boyfriend to spank you – If you want a spanking, you go ask him


• good safe words for couples – I think I hear someone at the door


• hand spanking art – More fun for the paintbrush than the canvas


• household spanking implements – And let's not even talk about the toolshed


• how to find a spanking partner – Volunteer at a spanking booth


• how to spank a brat – On the butt works best


• i got spanked again – why does this keep happening?


• i want my husband to spank – Anyone in particular?


• jeans give me a wedgie – A lot of women's jeans seem to be designed this way


• lucy spanking – Even as an adult, she's still a fussbudget


• mature spanking stories – I have stories I wrote thirty years ago


• most humilating spanking – Do I really have to dress as a petunia?


• most painful spanking positions – It's not the position that hurts, it's the spanking


• naughty gets paddled – And no doubt she deserves it


• old time spanking – Petticoats make it all so complicated


• ouch is not a safe word – That would cause all sorts of trouble


• pantyhose spankings – Gives a whole new meaning to the term hot bottom


• please spank my wife – Does anyone remember Henny Youngman?


• regressive spanks – Supply side discipline


• restaurant that spanks – What kind of wine goes with an OTK paddling?


• retro spanking – I like crazed Viking and lusty ale wench


• sit spot spanking – The kind that reminds you later


• some days you just need a hard bare bottom spanking with a paddle – Other days, you feel more like a nice latte


• sorority cheer uniforms – Mixing your metaphors again I see


• spank bubble butt bon – I feel like I'm more than just a thick bottom


• spank your wife twice – She probably did something you don't even know about


• spank your wives – Get over yourself, Sultan


• spanked cartoon – That belt is made of ink - how much can it hurt?


• spanked for clarity – I definitely got the message


• spanked in little frilly lace pastel pink bikini panties – If you enjoy that, then sure


• spanked me right on the butt – Left two big red blotches, one on each side


• spanked my girlfriend behind the barn – It was a good ol' whuppin'


• spanked wife twitter – Don't get caught in the corner with that phone


• spanking a naughty girl – Don't neglect the nice girls


• spanking bench spanking – Is that like department of redundancy department?


• spanking booth – Superman, this feels very weird


• spanking caterer – You can order almost anything these days


• spanking championship – Who will receive the championship belt?


• spanking cya – That will just get your thighs beaten


• spanking dollars – Money collected at a spanking booth


• spanking erica scott – I hear she likes that


• spanking flying robot story – I want this to be a film


• spanking illusion – That paddle seems much bigger up close


• spanking maintenance – I'm here for my 60K mile service


• spanking miserable – Are spankings a good treatment for miserable?


• spanking my woman – Do you have any title documents?


• spanking panties – I have a pair with a giant target on the back


• spanking posses – Those outlaws won't be sitting in their saddles if we catch up with them


• spanking rituals – Always love the dance of the seven canes


• spanking threats – If you hide one more implement, I'm not going to spank you


• spanking waltz – My dance is more of a two step, hop and rub


• spanking yourself – Oh yeah? Well, spank you!


• spankophilic kink – That's a spanko with a PhD


• spankotopia – Been there many times and look forward to going back


• traditional corporal punishment experience – I'm qualified for that job


• vermont country store bath brush – The stuff of legends


• vintage spankins – This old leather strap has a few lessons left


• washing machine spanking – Now we attach this cane to the agitator...


• wedgie spanking – Mean top trick #7: Using my waistband as a handle


• what can i expect when i get spanked with a lexan paddle? – Burning, searing pain that lasts and the sense of being truly punished


• what spanking do i deserve – One with lumpy pistachio pudding and chicken feathers


• wife asks for spanking – She put it on the honey-do list


• women should be spanked – Careful there, Reginald. Consent is essential


• woolen spanking paddle – Scratchiest implement ever

Thanks for searching!

Keyword Chaos: Spring Cleaning Edition

Here are some keywords that people used to find MBS with our reactions.

• a well spanked wife – OK, fine, now how are we going to get back up there?


• big booty pear – I've aged like a fine wine, pear wine that is


• brat tamer phrases – For my next trick, I'll put my head in her mouth


• breakfast near mbs – In this virtual world, everything is close to everything else


• butt follies – Bring on the dancing girls


• cartoon spanking scene – They hold parties on the kinky side of Toontown


• celebrities who were spanked – I'd rather hear about celebrities who are spanked today


• cheerleader paddling – It's a wonder anyone goes out for that squad


• comic book spanking – Least effective implement


• cute safe words – Owee wowee


• diaper position quizzes – Not a good time for questions


• different spanking positions – Molting ostrich is really different


• famous spankings – The swat heard round the world


• how to formally spank your wife – Step one: get out the good china


• how to give yourself a spanking – I tease my husband


• how to spank a brat – Toss it in a bun and slap it with mustard


• i love my cane marks – Take a picture to help you remember


• longastinos – You're now officially lost on the internet


• maintenance spanking stories – A good spanking story can use an occasional sprucing up


• mature butt crack – No, you may not have it declared a national historic landmark


• pharaoh spank – Just in time for Passover


• pinocchio spanking – Bad day for little bark britches


• rapid fire spanking – Hard and fast builds pains that last


• romantic spank – He whacked me with the flower stems!


• rude spanking – Give me some sort of warning before you start smacking!


• simply spankings – No sense making this difficult


• spank my ass – Is there really no one else who can take care of this?


• spank my wife – Spank your own wife


• spankbuzz – We call that subspace


• spankee hand – Use that hand to hold on tight


• spanking competition – Our next event will be the motivated high jump


• spanking cowboys – Another night in the wild, wild west


• spanking games for couples – Have you tried croquet? The mallet handle is a formidable implement


• spanking in paradise – Great title for a story or a blog


• spanking in underwear – Are those my panties?


• spanking lineup – A murderers row of implements displayed on the bed


• spanking machine stories – Wait! What does the manual say?


• spanking musical – Backside Story? Beauty and the Beats? Spankalot?


• spanking restaurant – Hard Swat Café?


• spanking souse – Nope, way too gross


• spanking threat – If you don't spank me, I'll pester you all night


• spanking tv – Wait until you see the decorating show


• spanking university – I want to major in spanko law


• straddling the leg spanking – No, Rover, bad dog!


• the woodshed restaurant menu – Reminds me of this post


• traditional discipline – The stuff dreams are made from, nightmares too


• undercover spanko – Wouldn't this be easier if we turned on the light


• used for spanking – Second hand implements for sale, one owner, low mileage


• what is a maintenance spanking – Think of it as a 5K mile tire rotation for your butt


• what is my kink test – Your kink test is to try to hold still while getting paddled


• what spanking do you deserve – I deserve every swat my husband chooses to deliver


• when is bonnie's birthday – September


• who invented spanking – Chauncey the Charming Cro-Magnon


• wife enjoys spanking – Consider yourself fortunate and celebrate often

Keep on searching!

Keyword Chaos: Winter Edition

Here are some search engine keywords people used to find this blog, along with our reactions.

• a well spanked bottom – is a happy bottom


• adult spanking therapy – Does insurance cover this?


• anatomy of a spanking – Hand, butt, that's about it


• archeology find crossword – Ugg paint grid on cave wall


• best hairbrush for spanking – That depends upon which side of the brush you're on


• big broad bottom bonnie – Who you calling broad?


• black and blue spanking – At some point you need to quit arguing


• blogspot wedgie – Now there's a new idea


• castaways brunch – Tina Louise is dining alone this year


• cheerleaders in thongs – Yes, under their briefs


• cosmic spankings – Dude, my aura hurts


• cowboy spanking – All right, but no spurs this time


• dantes next door brunch – It's really hot in there


• deprecciate – Used spanking implements don't hold their value


• different spanking positions – The splits is a real bad one


• domestic discipline maintenance spanking – Don't make me call the building superintendent


• embarrasing spanking – How was I supposed to know about the closed circuit cameras?


• embarrassing spanking tattoo – When your tramp stamp reads "Spank Harder, You Wuss!"


• explosive spanking – He really lit my fuse


• frilly pink panty spank – A very specific fetish


• fullforce spanking – Not for the timid


• hands on knees paddling – Who made you assistant principal?


• how to enjoy spanking – Do it with someone you love


• mature spanking stories – That would be most of mine


• mbs 261 – That's my new cryptocurrency


• most embarrassing spanking – Wait. How was the duck involved?


• naked birthday spanking – Now it's a party!


• national lampoon spanking cover – That edition came out the month I started college and my vanilla roommate had a copy


• new year's spanking – I want to swat the old year


• old time spanking – He used a sundial


• old west spanking – Why is this saddle so hard?


• opposite of safe word – Hey stupid, is that the best you've got?


• panking blog – In Serbo-Croatian, pank means punk


• panties at half mast – Tribute to a beautiful bottom


• recreational spanking – We put the bad in badmitten


• ricky smarts – Isn't he that spanko rapper?


• self spanking blog – Is that like a self-cleaning oven?


• serious spanking – If I hear one more rude limerick, I'm going to get out the cane


• smartstone – Next gen pet rock


• spank memories – There were a few we’d prefer to forget


• spankbrogs – Ribbit!


• spanking anticipation – Spare us the launch countdown


• spanking camp – I want to earn my corporal punishment merit badge


• spanking cya – It's a little late for that


• spanking day – International Consensual Spanking Day is August 8


• spanking experience – Are you experienced?


• spanking hour – Great name for a podcast


• spanking machine stories – Once upon a time, there were three androids who lived in a cottage deep in the woods


• spanking message – OK, OK, I got it!


• spanking poem – I hope that I shall never feel a paddle made from stainless steel


• spanking products – We need spanko merch!


• spanking robot story – Ease up there, Sprocket, that's about enough


• spankopedia – The Funk and Wagnalls of percussive punishment


• the woodshed restaurant – Think Hard Rock with spanko memorabilia


• tie her up with bra – you wreck it, you buy me a new one


• unscramble brunch – Over easy, sunny side up, hard boiled, soft boiled, or poached only


• wedgie spanking quiz – Q1: who cares?


• what does a wedgie feel like – Pull your pants up over your head and find out


• what is spanko – I is


• why do my pants give me a wedgie – Because you didn't try them on before buying

Keep on searching!

Keyword Chaos: Gobble Up Edition

Here are some search keywords that people use to find this blog.

• 1001 spanking fantasies – Don't forget trail boss and saloon girl


• aftercare spanking – That's not how this works


• anatomy of a spanking – Dermal inflammation of lower buttocks resulting from the repeated application of forceful blows


• are you my bottom – Don't tell me you lost it again


• bend over wedgie – I own those pants


• benefits of domestic discipline – It's something that couples can do together


• big butt quiz – I think I aced that one


• bonanza spanking – It's a frontier tail blazer


• bonnie gets spanked – Yeah, it's true. I can't deny it


• brat tamer phrases – "How many times must I tell you not to hide the paddle?"


• calyphigian – I learned this means "having a pleasingly shaped backside"


• cheerleaders paddled – Well, flip my skirt


• cowgirl spanking – She got a bad case of saddle sore


• dadams spanking – Oh, no, please Dadams, not a spanking!


• david avocado wolfe twitter – Are you lost or what?


• deepglitterwitch – Last time, it took a year to get rid of that %@# glitter


• do i need a spanking quiz – No one needs a spanking quiz


• dr don spankologist – Do you have a license to practice that?


• everyone spanks karen – And she totally deserves it


• folding spanking bench – I don't care for folding spankings


• googd pick up lines – Don't just ask them if they want to get googd


• heat for the seat paddle – A classic roadside souvenir


• heavy wooden hairbrush – Sore red bottom


• home depot step stools – Pervertible furniture


• international consensual spanking day – There's a worthy cause


• jeans give me a wedgie – Yeah, I get one too


• jillian keenan wikipedia – Why would you look for her here?


• june cleaver dress – Love those 50s housewife fashions


• june cleaver sex stories – Wally and the Beaver were brought by storks


• loopy johnny for sale – by dissatisfied recipient, not so gently used, immediate availability


• marital spanking stories – I posted about 100 of those here


• massage and spanking – Like chocolate and peanut butter


• mister poll maintenance spanking – Survey says it makes your butt hurt


• my sore bottom – That could be the name for my side blog


• my wife wants me to spank her – Then get off the internet


• newyorkspanker – Puttin' on the Hitz


• portaspank – A small relocatable building designed for private punishments in public places


• restaurant spanking – May we borrow that ladle?


• romantic spanking – Talk sweet to me while you pummel my bottom


• ruffled panty cornertime – When spanking isn't enough, there's this


• simon and garfuckle – Soundtrack for grownup cinema


• spankbrogs – Dictionary says brog is a pointy tool, not good for spanks


• spanked bubble butt – At least they didn't mention me by name


• spanked for fun – Best kind


• spanked on bottom – Yes, that's where I get it too


• spanking addiction – You say that as if it's a bad thing


• spanking blig – blog + bling = blig?


• spanking competition – The trophy is a pillow


• spanking documentary – Tonight, we learn the story of Annie who gets spanked because she loves it


• spanking game story – Bowling for Hollers


• spanking in tv shows – I envied Lucy, Gidget, Sabrina, Laura, and Wilma


• spanking my ass – Self-spanking is fine if you enjoy it


• spanking restaurant – I'll have the flogging special with a baked potato


• spanking robot stories – Introducing Boomba, the first robot for spankos


• spanking song – Show you care, strip me bare, whack my rear, spread good cheer


• spankmate – Queen to king's knee one


• superhero spanking underwear – Make mine Bat Girl


• the spanking game – Remind me... Do I want to win or lose?


• thongslipforum – Thongs don't slip, they stay where you put them


• vermont country store bath brush – Legendary ouch maker


• wagon train spanking – So much leather


• wedgie punishment – Doesn't anyone just spank anymore?


• weight gain spanking – How much must I gain to earn a spanking?


• weight loss spanking – Are you telling me I get spanked either way?


• whackula – I vant to varm your zeet

Keep those kooky queries coming!

Keyword Chaos: Wishing for Autumn Edition

I wasn't going to revisit this feature again so soon, but these keywords are just too much fun.

• 1 hour spanking – Her butt got Martinized


• acting like a brat – The sauerkraut was a nice touch


• adult spanking positions – Wanted: professional disciplinarian


• amazing weight loss – I think any weight loss is amazing


• attitude adjustment paddle – Sometimes we just need an attitude adjustment


• best sexual tip – Buy extra batteries


• birch well shorts – Is that like dusted britches?


• birthday spanking memories – Remember the year we rented a spanking horse?


• cheerleaders paddled – Because of course they were


• choose your own adventure spanking – This


• cyber spanking – That network cable hurts way more than you think


• disney spanking – That Goofy is a kinky dog


• do i have a big butt quiz – You don't need a quiz. Find a mirror


• edward scissor legs position – Oh, no. I gotta draw the line here.


• embarrassing thong stories – No, that's not a mask


• erica scott spanked – Yes, isn't it wonderful!


• funny spanking – Spankers think they're all funny


• giant bikes – How did this query land someone here?


• hermione wedgie – Quick, cast the extractum spell!


• how many spanks should i get quiz – Enough to get you off of the computer


• how to draw a wedgie – How do you draw something that's hidden from view?


• intricacies of being spanked – This isn't brain surgery, people


• jeans give me a wedgie – Only when you put them on


• joelstrap – I've met his brother jock


• karen spanking – There's going to be a lot of complaining


• lexan paddle amazon – We bought ours on Etsy


• little miss spanky pants – Don't call me that


• our humor network wedgies – Hilarious


• please register or login to post comments – Say what?


• please spank my bottom – Everyone loves a polite spankee


• romantic spankings – Flowers, candlelight, and soft leather...


• sarah palin spanking – Not worth the trouble


• self spanking audio – Whack, whack, whack


• self spanking instructions – How difficult can it be?


• silent library wedgie – Shhhhh!


• sit spot spanking – Explosions at ground zero


• sitting after a spanking – Proceed wih caution


• soap opera spanking – As the Paddle Swings


• songs about spanking – Here's one


• spank keyword traffic – A self-referential query!


• spank me good – Spank me bad, spank me hard, don't leave me sad


• spank my but – There's always a but


• spanked bottom stories – A bottom walks into a bar…


• spanked cheerleaders have sore bottoms – Isn't that the whole point?


• spanked over pillows – For a comfortable discomfort


• spanking blisters – Don't spank those blisters!


• spanking booth – Where our spanko superhero changes clothes


• spanking bubble butt bonnie – I guess we had to go there


• spanking budget – That's one swat for each dollar overdrawn


• spanking celebrities – We call them models


• spanking comic – That's a standup act I'd love to see


• spanking genes – For some of us, it's just built in


• spanking items – That's all the stuff we hide before visitors come over


• spanking obsession – If you run a blog on one topic for 15 years, I guess that qualifies


• spanking preparation – It's a moisturizing lotion that helps with battered bottom syndrome


• spanking robot anal story – This was the start of the host rebellion in Westworld


• spanking scenarios – Can we play sheriff and schoolmarm?


• spanking threat – Reply is "Why, you wouldn't dare!"


• spanko scrabble – What do you mean Eeyow isn't a word?


• spankophile`s dream – Welcome to the Grand Disciplinarian Desert Resort


• spankwear – I'm picturing leggings with the cheeks cut out


• squeegee spanking – Things got a little wild at the carwash


• stress spanking – That paddle is raising my anxiety


• tails afire spank graph – I have no idea what that means


• the jungle book wedgie special edition – Kaa, you get out of there this minute!


• tv game show spanking – You Bet Your Ass


• undercover spanko – When the screaming starts, you won't be undercover for long


• well spanked – How did you get down there?


• western spankings – When your husband shops at a tack store


• when to spank your wife – After she consents


• why do guys find thongs attractive – Because men like what thongs don't cover


• you can make a private videos list and share them only with your favorite friends! – Your less favorite friends will have to use their imaginations

Keep those queries coming!

Keyword Chaos: Midsummer Night Version

Below you will find a list of search terms that people used to reach this blog. We added some comments just for fun.

• am I a spanko – Yes


• ass destruction – Those weapons were discovered in our bedroom


• benefits of spanking wife – Too many to list here


• bonnie my bottom smarts – Reader, mine does too


• bump rump hump – Another one swats the butt


• choose your own spanking stpy – Dictionary defines STPY as short tons per year


• glowing red bottom – If I could learn to walk backward, maybe I could see where I'm going at night


• i was paddled in a cheerleader's skirt – You and a whole bunch of other cheerleaders


• most embarrassing spanking – Clown puppets? Really?


• painful spanking positions – They're all painful. It's a spanking!


• positions to spank wife – Chairman of the board goes first


• spanked celebrities – My favorite new show


• spanked in high waisted white cotton panties – You've been comparing notes with my spouse


• spankied for charity story – Could you please pass the spankies?


• spanking animation – Watch how the hand goes up and down


• spanking cyoa story – Cover your own ass?


• spanking etiquette – No swats until we've been properly introduced


• spanking on a train – Conductor, I think there's a fire in the caboose


• spanking101thebook – I'm waiting for the motion picture


• take a spanking quiz – Question one: Does rattan float?


• talk about spanking fantasy – Fun with the naughty milkmaid


• the bored housewives spanko club – Imagine the initiation ceremony


• top 10 spanking positions – I wonder which are the bottom ten


• violation of procedures spanking – They're so strict here

That's all folks!

Keyword Chaos: Vernal Equinox Edition

Here is a selection of search terms that people used to find this blog. Just for fun, we added some comments.

• adult spanking therapy – Are you sure about this, Professor Freud?


• animated spanking – Yeah, I get pretty animated when Randy sets my bottom on fire


• bare bottom birthday spanking – Perhaps that part could wait until after the party


• best spanking implement – Who is judging this contest?


• bonnies big bouncing bubble butt – You say that like it's a bad thing


• capsaicin spanking – That plastic tube hurts more than I expected


• cheerleader spanking stories – Caught after curfew, got paddled, rinse, repeat


• choose your own adventure spanking – All paths eventually lead to Sore Butt City


• do you spank your wife – Never, not even once


• equestrian spanking – Alice's favorite event is UnDressage


• femdom spanking positions – Attempting to spank a domme is not recommended


• flintstones spanking – Going stone age on her ass


• forty love tennis clothes – I'll bet they were surprised when they landed here


• foxtail buttplug – I guess you have to wear a skirt with this


• household spanking implements – What do you mean *I* broke the frying pan?


• how to spank a bottom – Step one: talk with the human who owns the bottom


• humiliating spanking positions – Constipated yak rarely appears in modern yoga manuals


• i want to be spanked wearing a panty girdle – For some real punishment, wear it for the rest of the day


• i want to spank my girlfriend – Fine, now what does she want?


• is sally's beauty supply open on Sunday – I guess you really need that hairbrush


• kinkiness test – I scored 100. Is that good?


• leather thorn paddles – We have one of those!


• massage and spank – Being bad never felt so good


• mister pole spanking – Are you, um, happy to see me?


• motivational spanking – A few well placed paddle whacks always gets me moving


• my spanked bottom – "Bonnie with your bum so bright, won't you be my backup light?"


• paddle my bum song – This is an actual song. I looked it up.


• playing house spanking – OK, this can be our dungeon over here


• preparing for spanking – Having your lover apply moisturizing lotion is really wonderful


• recreational spanking – The kitchen table in the RV converts to a configurable punishment bench


• robot spanking stories – Got to love AI algorithms that write porn


• sauerkraught – Is that a giant condiment for the top of the Weinermobile?


• sit spot spanking – It's one you'll remember later


• sitting after a spanking – Pillows are our friends


• smack my bottom – And call me Bonnie!


• spank for fun – Life is short, get your share of goodness


• spank my but – Why is there always a but?


• spanking benches – How many do you think you need?


• spanking board renewed – A new coat of varnish works wonders


• spanking competition – Listen to me, this is neither a contest nor a race


• spanking disney – All right, you princesses, line up!


• spanking game story – It all depends upon your definition of winning


• spanking illustrated – The swimsuit edition is our favorite


• spanking my bottom – When working from home, don't put that on your timesheet


• spanking products – There are some items that are not available at your local mall


• spanking rituals – Thank you, sir. May I have another?


• spanking robot stories – Set severity to nine and hold on tight


• spanking salon – Do I need an appointment?


• spanking stool – No, you may not collect a sample


• spanking welt – Got to love those little battle ribbons


• spanko meaning – It means exactly what you think it means


• spanko orgy – Excuse me, are those my panties?


• spankopedia – An answer to every kinky question


• spankophilia – Love, yeah, I'd call it love


• spankotology – The study of people obsessed with bottom reddening


• thong slides right up her butt – A thong fits between your cheeks, not up the butt


• wagon train spanking – Don't expect much privacy


• weight loss spanking – Spank her butt off is just an expression

That's all for this time. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!

Keyword Chaos: Hurry 2021 Edition

People used the following search terms to find this blog. Just for fun, we added some comments.

• adult spanking implements – Do hairbrushes have an age of consent?


• anatomy of a spanking – We just did a physics post, do you know any physiology experts?


• are you my bottom – No, are you a horse's?


• big bottom spanked – You have come to the right place


• butt sex surprise – Not a good surprise, talk about this stuff first


• butt wack bingo – I think the world is ready for a spanko beach movie


• cartoon girl spanking – More red ink than a Radio Shack balance sheet


• cheerleaders paddled – Could we maybe paddle the majorettes this week for a change of pace?


• greyhoundsowner – A romantic tale of love and spanking aboard a long haul bus


• hot bottom – If I lie on my stomach, the hot part is on top


• how often should you spank your wife – Is this a trick question?


• how to do bare bottom spanking – Step one: bare the bottom; Step two: spank


• illustrated spanking – All right, which one of you goofballs drew smiley faces all over the paddles?


• kink jar – It's like a swear jar, but it collects spanking tokens instead of quarters


• loopy jackie – Johnny's kinkier sister


• lost bet spanking story – The Seahawks lost so now I have to write this story


• message spanking – I can feel that message every time I sit down


• most irritating spanking – They're all irritating, It's why your bottom turns red


• my bare bottom – is shaped like a pear


• project manager spankings – It's not that complicated, you don't need a gannt chart


• self spanking generator – So that's in case you lose power to your spanking machine?


• spank me good – Or spank me bad, but please do spank me


• spank my but – But what?


• spank my jeans – Are you planning to be in them?


• spanked with a plug – With all the implements you could choose, you pick that thing?


• spanking 2020 – No thank you - I'm done with everything 2020


• spanking embassy – So I guess the trade talks are not going well


• spanking furniture – My bottom is well upholstered, but that doesn't make it furniture


• spanking womens bottoms – Just how many women are you expecting to spank?


• spankofile – Those clerks are so naughty


• thong sicle – Why is my underwear in the freezer?


• trip to pirates cove lyrics – When I wrote a story called Pirate's Cove, I didn't realize that it was also a beautiful Tom Petty song


• true adult spanking stories – As opposed to lying adult spanking stories?


• wedgie punishment quiz – Question one: Has your waistband ever touched your earlobes?

That's it. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!

Keyword Chaos: Turkey Day Edition

Here are some of the search terms used to find this blog along with our comments and observations.

• adult toy spanking – If you break my vibrator, so help me…


• butt buster spanking paddle – Is there any other kind?


• charity spanking – I’d take a spanking for the right cause


• cheerleader team paddled – Coach didn’t like our Kevlar shorts


• chross is – A popular spanko blogger


• cincinnati panties – Spaghetti? What? Why?


• cyber spanking – Hack my butt


• disney spanking – Even princesses learn hard lessons


• domestic discipline blues – Her HoH doesn’t spank


• embracing spanking – Life will never be quite the same


• enjoyable spanking – Spread the warmth


• every day and twice on sunday – Where’s my pillow?


• field of screams – If you tease them, they will spank


• halloween spanking stories – Beware the haunted hairbrush


• how long spanking – As long as it takes


• legs up spank – The dreaded diaper position always hurts more than you expect


• making spanko magic – Expankiomous!


• oh my acheing ass – This incantation is spoken while rubbing


• preparing for spanking – Lift that skirt and bend over


• radspaces realtors – So are you guys lost or what?


• recreational spanking – Is that really why it's called Cornhole?


• red bottom special – Favorite lost bluegrass classic


• scheduled spankings – I love a man who is organized


• severe spanking marks – Sometimes it's the price of a memorable evening


• sit spot spanking – You’ll feel that one later


• sitting after spanking – Ah, those little reminders


• soft spanking – Why would anyone want that?


• spank your bottom – No, you spank your bottom


• spanked and embarrassed – Red at both ends


• spankflix – Our new favorite streaming service


• spanking 2100 – Virtual reality spankings that actually hurt


• spanking dress – Little handles on the hem make it easy to lift


• spanking experiment – But Honey, it’s the scientific method


• spanking game show – The new kinky version of Password is called Safeword


• spanking hermione – That’s Ron’s job


• spanking near me – Did you just search for a spanking on Google Maps?


• spanking position – Dorm mother wanted, light cleaning, occasional corporal punishment


• spanking robot story – The wonders of automation


• spanking salon – I need a haircut, color, and posterior blush


• straddling the keg spanking – Roll out the barrel


• this will hurt me more than it does you – Bullshit


• two wooden spoons – One for mixing and one for beating


• what is a spanko – If you are reading here, YOU are a spanko


• why am I not getting spanked – Reply hazy, try again


• you may spank it once meme – What’s the point?

That's all for this time. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!

Keyword Chaos: Autumn Harvest Edition

Here is a sample of the search terms that people used to find this blog along with our comments and observations.

• adult spanking hypothesis – I think that the percentage of adults interested in consensual spanking is higher than anyone realizes


• anatomy of a spanking – One hand. Two cheeks. That’s enough to get started


• attitude adjuster paddle – I once had one broken on me. My attitude changed for the better immediately!


• birthday spanking leave – If you need to take the next day off from work, you are spanking too hard


• bonanza spanking fanfiction – Fiction? They already had spankings on that show!


• bonnie has a big butt – Really? Is that the best you've got?


• bratting – The less polite way to ask for a spanking


• butt whoopin time – This must be the southern time zone


• buttplug all day under clothes – What is the attraction of this?


• c&e life in dd – A fine blog gone five years


• celebrities who were spanked – Never mind that. Let’s discuss celebrities who are spankos today


• cheerleaders paddled – The cheer team has got to be tired of this routine by now


• cyber spanking – Much less effective over Zoom


• disciplinedlodger – When did you say the rent is due?


• does your husband spank your ass – Yes


• embarrassing spanking blog – Blue on blue is a horrible color scheme


• embarrassing spanking story – A romantic psychothriller tragicomedy punk rock ballet set against the backdrop of medieval London during the Black Plague


• erica scott spanking – We love you, Erica


• experiment with anal – Don’t you think the white lab coat is a little much?


• girlfriend spank – Nothing better to spice up date night


• hairbrush spanking scene – A sting to remember


• happy spanksgiving – A turkey leg is the stupidest implement ever


• how to properly spank your wife – Pinkies up of course


• i will spank you meme – Naughty meme


• is it legal to spank your wife – Yes, as long as she consents


• maintenance spanking stories – The building superintendent has a hairbrush on his toolbelt


• paddle board punishment – You are hereby summoned to appear before the disciplinary board to face allegations of selling inferior, flimsy spanking implements that break


• paddle my bottom – And call me Bonnie


• paddled in leggings – My husband thinks tight leggings beg for the paddle


• princess kelley spanking – She’s active again!


• self spanking ideas – Set a count, use a long-handled implement, bare your bottom, warm up, spank hard, don’t stop, make a video for later


• should i spank my girlfriend – You’re asking me?


• someones gonna get a spanking – Why is everyone looking at me all of a sudden?


• sonofstrictman – It’s tough for second generation superheroes to live up to their name


• sorted spanking specs – My, aren’t we organized?


• spank her memes – The bottom is a much more appropriate target


• spank human – Homo Correctus


• spank me good – Or spank me bad. Just spank me. OK?


• spanked black and blue – Got to love wearing his marks


• spanked bottoms – Dead men tell no tales, but spanked bottoms tell everything


• spanked coeds – Sorority girl paddlings are a highlight of college life


• spanked in skimpy panties – Pull them down, slide them up, or leave them there, it makes little difference


• spanking anticipation – Maybe that’s what Carly Simon meant


• spanking beach – Did you know that a spanking on a sandy bottom hurts more?


• spanking booth – Here’s where we separate the hardcore spankos from the tourists


• spanking for charity – Literally pain for gain


• spanking for fun – Simply the best way to spend an evening together


• spanking for stress relief – Safer and cheaper than Xanax, but just as addictive


• spanking furniture – It turns out that you can bend over almost anything


• spanking game story – I’m thinking of a number between one and one hundred


• spanking panties – The seat says, “It’s not going to spank itself”


• spanking picture blog – We actually read it for the articles


• spanking positionen – Oh my achingen bottom


• spanking top 100 – New this week on the hit parade


• spanksville – I get sent there a lot


• summer spanking – What? It’s October. No, I don’t want to wear a swimsuit


• theraputic spanking – Just think of it like a massage, only harder, with a paddle


• tv show spanking – The Masked Spanker


• whackula – The Count is in a really bad mood today

I hope that these searchers found something worth reading.

Keyword Chaos: August Edition

What follows is a list of search terms that people used to find this blog and our comments on those terms.

• birthday spanking paddle – And we have one more gift that we picked out just for you


• bliatz – Great blog, but gone 13 years


• bonnie big butt – My fans know how to find me


• brat girls – Volunteers of the spanko world


• celebrity spanking – That's a show we'd watch


• cheerleaders paddled – That coach is so strict


• consensual spa king blog – It's good to be the jacuzzi monarch


• diy spanking machine – What do you mean it just needs an adjustment?


• do wives like spank – Some of us like spank


• embarrassing spanking stories – Is this text supposed to be English?


• enjoyable spanking – Take it slow and keep it coming


• hermione's heart blogspot – Head east for about 2500 miles


• how kinky am I – If you have to ask, you're kinky


• how to properly spank your wife – Always avoid improper spankings


• my boyfriend spanked me blue – Daba dee daba die


• padme amidala spanked – That Vader is a real sadist


• playful spanking stories – I never considered using a croquet mallet that way


• regulation knickers spanking – I thought spankings were for non-regulation knickers


• rump roast bonnie – Inelegant but not inaccurate


• self spanking implements – Try some and pick the ones that work best


• sitting on a spanked bottom – Squirming is unavoidable


• skirt up panties down spanking – Excuse me, do I know you?


• someones gonna get a spanking – Pick me! Pick me!


• sound of spanking – This


• spank cry – Aaaaaaaah!


• spank the brat – New first person spanker video game


• spanked bottom stories – Her bottom had no comment


• spanked for not wearing a thong – Naughty briefs!


• spankgood – wrapbad


• spanking 101 the book – I'm waiting for the motion picture


• spanking 2100 – Virtual punishments in outer space


• spanking anus story – The top was a total ass


• spanking blog bottom – Blog bottom is what bloggers get from sitting too long


• spanking diagram – Now listen, it's just not that complicated


• spanking documentary – See the male dom in its native habitat. Note the distinctive plumage.


• spanking fantasy – Lord of the Stings


• spanking for stress relief – Yes please


• spanking games stories – Spanko tiddlywinks is an old time favorite


• spanking sex positions – Best for both together is estilo perrito


• spankles – Those little dimples on a well spanked bottom


• spankmate – The final move in spanko chess


• spankopodcast – Recommended, definitely check them out!


• straddling spanking – This position is surprisingly underrated, especially with dual hairbrushes


• stress spanking – Unstress spanking is better


• sundial spanking – VI of the best


• tv show spanking – Who wants to be a spankee?


• western spanking stories – Lil left the saloon with a stubborn case of saddle sore


• wack butt tuesday – Do we get tacos too?


• worst spanking implement – A pillow

That's it for this month. Please stay safe!