People sometimes arrive here at MBS after typing keywords into a search engine. Here are some favorite examples of those keywords, with our reactions.
- big booty bonnie – Are you trying to tell me something?
- birthday spanking gauntlet – A warm tribute from your friends
- canary spanking – Trouble in the coal mine
- celebrity spankings – Reality TV that I would actually watch
- cheerleader splits spanking – Worst position ever
- choosing a safe word – Bad choices: ow, no, stop, wait, sorry, ouch!
- disney spanking art – That might not be an officially licensed product
- domestic discipline cheer – I've been bad. Set me right. Don't get mad. Make our night.
- elven kingdom spanking – Why yes, Legolas, I do…
- embarrassing fun spanking – Make me blush!
- found spanking – Free to a good home
- hope to spank your partner – Hope makes no smoke
- how to get your boyfriend to spank you – I snapped a condom once
- how to spank my neighbor – Bend her over the fence
- how to teach your husband to spank you – Tik-Tok videos
- i want to spank – And I want to fly
- i was spanked – Now available in audiobook
- international consensual spanking day – It was August 8 and I missed it again!
- mantance spanking – It's not fair to spank a man in the tance
- mature spanking stories – No greasy kids' stuff here
- message spanking – Receipt acknowledged
- once upon a spanking bench – A kinky fairy tale
- positions available for spanking – Great working environment plus benefits
- recreational spanking – He put me over the playground swing
- sitting on a spanked booty – Watching the tide roll away
- spank bonnie hard – I have a guy for that
- spanking artists – Lots of red on the palette
- spanking basics – Hand. Butt. Rinse. Repeat.
- spanking blig – Anything like bling?
- spanking café – OTK on the sidewalk
- spanking comic – A spanko walks into a bar…
- spanking embarrassment – You call that a hairbrush?
- spanking games for couples – So that's what cornhole means
- spanking memory – Spankings are a great way to ensure lessons are retained
- spanking pantyhose – That's a double punishment
- spanking punishment quiz – It's a pop quiz
- spanking saloon – Miss Kitty, what is all that racket upstairs?
- spanking test – She passed with flying colors
- spanko meaning – From a purely metaphysical perspective, it hurts like hell
- spanko moms – Proud to be a member of this mighty group
- spankyowife – Use yo belt
- top bottom alignment chart – I'm a chaotic/good/bottom
- when to spank your wife – When she consents
- who is bonnie – I'm a woman, wife, mother, grandmother, writer, teacher, and enthusiastic lifelong spanking fan
- why do my jeans give me a wedgie – If you have to ask the internet, it's because you deserve it
Keep those queries coming in.
9 comments :
'Mantance' is a very difficult word to spell it seems. I think a mantance spanking could help with this problem!
Your responses are very clever and hilarious as always, Bonnie.
Also, I remember you doing a post about this topic before (not that it doesn't deserve as many as possible). Or was that Alyx from Alyxfic? Also, a very witty and talented blogger/author.
Thank you for the hearty laughs, and all the best to you.
Max - I just thought that whatever a tance is, I will guess he wouldn't want to be hit there.
Thanks! I think a number of blogs use goofy search engine keywords as a blog topic. I didn't originate the idea, but I have published Keyword Chaos posts since 2007. I too am a big fan of Alyx.
I'm glad you stopped by.
Funny, and your responses are brilliant as always. Thanks for the giggles Bonnie :)
Hugs
Roz
Roz - Thanks! I always say that I couldn't write lines as funny as those that roll in as queries. :)
Brilliant as ever, my friend! Your Otis Redding reference made me grin.
Loving your responses as always!
Very clever responses.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I like the idea of a spanking cafe. Latte and lashes, oh my!
Hugs,
Hermione
Erica - Thank you. Many times, the first thing that pops into our heads is the best. This was one such occasion.
Fondles - Thank you!
Ronnie - Thanks!
Hermione - I'm Hans and I'll be your spankerista.
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