Keyword Chaos: Turkey Day Edition

Here are some of the search terms used to find this blog along with our comments and observations.

• adult toy spanking – If you break my vibrator, so help me…


• butt buster spanking paddle – Is there any other kind?


• charity spanking – I’d take a spanking for the right cause


• cheerleader team paddled – Coach didn’t like our Kevlar shorts


• chross is – A popular spanko blogger


• cincinnati panties – Spaghetti? What? Why?


• cyber spanking – Hack my butt


• disney spanking – Even princesses learn hard lessons


• domestic discipline blues – Her HoH doesn’t spank


• embracing spanking – Life will never be quite the same


• enjoyable spanking – Spread the warmth


• every day and twice on sunday – Where’s my pillow?


• field of screams – If you tease them, they will spank


• halloween spanking stories – Beware the haunted hairbrush


• how long spanking – As long as it takes


• legs up spank – The dreaded diaper position always hurts more than you expect


• making spanko magic – Expankiomous!


• oh my acheing ass – This incantation is spoken while rubbing


• preparing for spanking – Lift that skirt and bend over


• radspaces realtors – So are you guys lost or what?


• recreational spanking – Is that really why it's called Cornhole?


• red bottom special – Favorite lost bluegrass classic


• scheduled spankings – I love a man who is organized


• severe spanking marks – Sometimes it's the price of a memorable evening


• sit spot spanking – You’ll feel that one later


• sitting after spanking – Ah, those little reminders


• soft spanking – Why would anyone want that?


• spank your bottom – No, you spank your bottom


• spanked and embarrassed – Red at both ends


• spankflix – Our new favorite streaming service


• spanking 2100 – Virtual reality spankings that actually hurt


• spanking dress – Little handles on the hem make it easy to lift


• spanking experiment – But Honey, it’s the scientific method


• spanking game show – The new kinky version of Password is called Safeword


• spanking hermione – That’s Ron’s job


• spanking near me – Did you just search for a spanking on Google Maps?


• spanking position – Dorm mother wanted, light cleaning, occasional corporal punishment


• spanking robot story – The wonders of automation


• spanking salon – I need a haircut, color, and posterior blush


• straddling the keg spanking – Roll out the barrel


• this will hurt me more than it does you – Bullshit


• two wooden spoons – One for mixing and one for beating


• what is a spanko – If you are reading here, YOU are a spanko


• why am I not getting spanked – Reply hazy, try again


• you may spank it once meme – What’s the point?

That's all for this time. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!