Keyword Chaos: Wishing for Autumn Edition

I wasn't going to revisit this feature again so soon, but these keywords are just too much fun.

• 1 hour spanking – Her butt got Martinized


• acting like a brat – The sauerkraut was a nice touch


• adult spanking positions – Wanted: professional disciplinarian


• amazing weight loss – I think any weight loss is amazing


• attitude adjustment paddle – Sometimes we just need an attitude adjustment


• best sexual tip – Buy extra batteries


• birch well shorts – Is that like dusted britches?


• birthday spanking memories – Remember the year we rented a spanking horse?


• cheerleaders paddled – Because of course they were


• choose your own adventure spanking – This


• cyber spanking – That network cable hurts way more than you think


• disney spanking – That Goofy is a kinky dog


• do i have a big butt quiz – You don't need a quiz. Find a mirror


• edward scissor legs position – Oh, no. I gotta draw the line here.


• embarrassing thong stories – No, that's not a mask


• erica scott spanked – Yes, isn't it wonderful!


• funny spanking – Spankers think they're all funny


• giant bikes – How did this query land someone here?


• hermione wedgie – Quick, cast the extractum spell!


• how many spanks should i get quiz – Enough to get you off of the computer


• how to draw a wedgie – How do you draw something that's hidden from view?


• intricacies of being spanked – This isn't brain surgery, people


• jeans give me a wedgie – Only when you put them on


• joelstrap – I've met his brother jock


• karen spanking – There's going to be a lot of complaining


• lexan paddle amazon – We bought ours on Etsy


• little miss spanky pants – Don't call me that


• our humor network wedgies – Hilarious


• please register or login to post comments – Say what?


• please spank my bottom – Everyone loves a polite spankee


• romantic spankings – Flowers, candlelight, and soft leather...


• sarah palin spanking – Not worth the trouble


• self spanking audio – Whack, whack, whack


• self spanking instructions – How difficult can it be?


• silent library wedgie – Shhhhh!


• sit spot spanking – Explosions at ground zero


• sitting after a spanking – Proceed wih caution


• soap opera spanking – As the Paddle Swings


• songs about spanking – Here's one


• spank keyword traffic – A self-referential query!


• spank me good – Spank me bad, spank me hard, don't leave me sad


• spank my but – There's always a but


• spanked bottom stories – A bottom walks into a bar…


• spanked cheerleaders have sore bottoms – Isn't that the whole point?


• spanked over pillows – For a comfortable discomfort


• spanking blisters – Don't spank those blisters!


• spanking booth – Where our spanko superhero changes clothes


• spanking bubble butt bonnie – I guess we had to go there


• spanking budget – That's one swat for each dollar overdrawn


• spanking celebrities – We call them models


• spanking comic – That's a standup act I'd love to see


• spanking genes – For some of us, it's just built in


• spanking items – That's all the stuff we hide before visitors come over


• spanking obsession – If you run a blog on one topic for 15 years, I guess that qualifies


• spanking preparation – It's a moisturizing lotion that helps with battered bottom syndrome


• spanking robot anal story – This was the start of the host rebellion in Westworld


• spanking scenarios – Can we play sheriff and schoolmarm?


• spanking threat – Reply is "Why, you wouldn't dare!"


• spanko scrabble – What do you mean Eeyow isn't a word?


• spankophile`s dream – Welcome to the Grand Disciplinarian Desert Resort


• spankwear – I'm picturing leggings with the cheeks cut out


• squeegee spanking – Things got a little wild at the carwash


• stress spanking – That paddle is raising my anxiety


• tails afire spank graph – I have no idea what that means


• the jungle book wedgie special edition – Kaa, you get out of there this minute!


• tv game show spanking – You Bet Your Ass


• undercover spanko – When the screaming starts, you won't be undercover for long


• well spanked – How did you get down there?


• western spankings – When your husband shops at a tack store


• when to spank your wife – After she consents


• why do guys find thongs attractive – Because men like what thongs don't cover


• you can make a private videos list and share them only with your favorite friends! – Your less favorite friends will have to use their imaginations

Keep those queries coming!