Keyword Chaos: October Edition

Here are some favorite examples of keywords people used to find MBS, along with our reactions.

• adult spanking positions – Great work if you can get it


• attitude adjuster paddle – Sometimes a good paddling helps a lot


• bent over waiting for bare butt paddling – No one appreciates how boring this can be


• brat tamer phrases – Bare your bottom, turn around, bend over, hold still


• can i spank my wife – Yes, but the better question is whether you should


• chicago spanking party – They told me the Loop is not an implement


• choose your own spanking implement – I would love to be able to pick


• disciplinary wives club – I'll bet the initiation is quite something


• diy spanking – Here's a stick


• elven kingdom spanking – This could take a really long time


• embarrassing nurse spanking stories – Linda didn't even know how to use an oral thermometer


• embarrassing spanking story – Written in Crayon on the inside flaps of a HappyMeal box


• equestrian spanking story – Watch where you step


• estimatedspankings – Libby figures she's been spanked at least 400 times for forgetting her medicine


• g string spanks – Try a Loopy John instead


• getting my stripes – I have the impression this wasn't a military ceremony


• hairbrush in my ass – Getting it out was the worst part


• happy spanking – A versatile phrase like Aloha - could mean hello, good bye, have fun, good luck, or do you like my panties?


• hard spanking quiz – If you miss this differential calculus question, you're really going to get it


• how to give yourself a spanking – Tell your husband he's a big wimp who won't even spank


• magical girl alignment chart – If she's so magical, let her align her own chart


• most painful spanking moments – Those were times when I wasn't ready


• motivational spanking – Whatever that was that you wanted me to do, I'm ready now


• ottoman spanking – Is that Turkish you're speaking?


• ouch is not a safe word – Though there is a certain style of enunciation that can be convincing


• paddled over jeans – Always a classic


• panties for sale – Only in every department and discount store on Earth


• pundering – We think this word means readjusting a squirmy spankee back into position


• really spanked bottom – We're not kidding


• recreational spanking – My husband must be feeling athletic because he just bought a Pickleball paddle


• round butt spanked – Sure, why not?


• should my spouse spank me – If you're curious enough to ask, then yes


• songs about spanking – My cheeks are alive with the sound of spanking…


• sorority paddlings – What's better than a club that gives every member their own paddle?


• sounds of a spanking – Whack Ow! Whack Ow!


• spank odds – Las Vegas says it's 2-1 that I get a spanking tonight


• spank wife – I prefer to think of myself as a full-service wife


• spank with love – Unusual name for a paddle, but I like it


• spankbros – Those boys know what they like


• spanking championship – So how do you win?


• spanking competion – I have no idea what this means


• spanking documentary – I'd love to learn more about the people who created our community


• spanking for dummies – Is a dummy who knows how to spank better or worse than one who doesn't?


• spanking free for all – Imagine an orgy, but with paddles


• spanking girl cartoon – I wish I could be a spanko superhero!


• spanking law – Every kinky attorney's secret dream


• spanking memories – Every time you sit provides another reminder


• spanking my self machine – My new safeword is pull out the plug


• spanking parlor – I'm picturing a Louis XIV inspired luxury dungeon


• spanking preparation – This is a lot more complicated than it used to be


• spanking robot story – Honey, did you do change something on the Roomba?


• spanking roleplay – I like carnival barker and the amazing lizard girl


• spanking test – If I fail, will I get to retest?


• spanking text game – Is there an emoji for bend over?


• spanking tv – We don't get that channel


• spanking wagon – Great for on-location spankings


• spankyville – Where you can claim a tax deduction for dungeon improvement costs


• the best thing about my ass is that it's behind me – The best part of mine is that husband is obsessed with it


• too sore to sit – Indicator that it's time to reassess your choices


• tv spankings – You haven't lived until you've watched your own red bottom get swatted in crystal clear 4K HD


• ur but is big – yer spel iz knot gud


• virtual punishments – Your avatar looks mighty sore


• western spanking – Is that sort of like a western omlette?


• why does myboyfriend give me wedgies and spank me – Because he is evil


• you need a spanking – I guess you are dissatisfied with your search engine?

Keep those queries coming!