Keyword Chaos: Hurry 2021 Edition

People used the following search terms to find this blog. Just for fun, we added some comments.

• adult spanking implements – Do hairbrushes have an age of consent?


• anatomy of a spanking – We just did a physics post, do you know any physiology experts?


• are you my bottom – No, are you a horse's?


• big bottom spanked – You have come to the right place


• butt sex surprise – Not a good surprise, talk about this stuff first


• butt wack bingo – I think the world is ready for a spanko beach movie


• cartoon girl spanking – More red ink than a Radio Shack balance sheet


• cheerleaders paddled – Could we maybe paddle the majorettes this week for a change of pace?


• greyhoundsowner – A romantic tale of love and spanking aboard a long haul bus


• hot bottom – If I lie on my stomach, the hot part is on top


• how often should you spank your wife – Is this a trick question?


• how to do bare bottom spanking – Step one: bare the bottom; Step two: spank


• illustrated spanking – All right, which one of you goofballs drew smiley faces all over the paddles?


• kink jar – It's like a swear jar, but it collects spanking tokens instead of quarters


• loopy jackie – Johnny's kinkier sister


• lost bet spanking story – The Seahawks lost so now I have to write this story


• message spanking – I can feel that message every time I sit down


• most irritating spanking – They're all irritating, It's why your bottom turns red


• my bare bottom – is shaped like a pear


• project manager spankings – It's not that complicated, you don't need a gannt chart


• self spanking generator – So that's in case you lose power to your spanking machine?


• spank me good – Or spank me bad, but please do spank me


• spank my but – But what?


• spank my jeans – Are you planning to be in them?


• spanked with a plug – With all the implements you could choose, you pick that thing?


• spanking 2020 – No thank you - I'm done with everything 2020


• spanking embassy – So I guess the trade talks are not going well


• spanking furniture – My bottom is well upholstered, but that doesn't make it furniture


• spanking womens bottoms – Just how many women are you expecting to spank?


• spankofile – Those clerks are so naughty


• thong sicle – Why is my underwear in the freezer?


• trip to pirates cove lyrics – When I wrote a story called Pirate's Cove, I didn't realize that it was also a beautiful Tom Petty song


• true adult spanking stories – As opposed to lying adult spanking stories?


• wedgie punishment quiz – Question one: Has your waistband ever touched your earlobes?

That's it. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!