Keyword Chaos: Vernal Equinox Edition

Here is a selection of search terms that people used to find this blog. Just for fun, we added some comments.

• adult spanking therapy – Are you sure about this, Professor Freud?


• animated spanking – Yeah, I get pretty animated when Randy sets my bottom on fire


• bare bottom birthday spanking – Perhaps that part could wait until after the party


• best spanking implement – Who is judging this contest?


• bonnies big bouncing bubble butt – You say that like it's a bad thing


• capsaicin spanking – That plastic tube hurts more than I expected


• cheerleader spanking stories – Caught after curfew, got paddled, rinse, repeat


• choose your own adventure spanking – All paths eventually lead to Sore Butt City


• do you spank your wife – Never, not even once


• equestrian spanking – Alice's favorite event is UnDressage


• femdom spanking positions – Attempting to spank a domme is not recommended


• flintstones spanking – Going stone age on her ass


• forty love tennis clothes – I'll bet they were surprised when they landed here


• foxtail buttplug – I guess you have to wear a skirt with this


• household spanking implements – What do you mean *I* broke the frying pan?


• how to spank a bottom – Step one: talk with the human who owns the bottom


• humiliating spanking positions – Constipated yak rarely appears in modern yoga manuals


• i want to be spanked wearing a panty girdle – For some real punishment, wear it for the rest of the day


• i want to spank my girlfriend – Fine, now what does she want?


• is sally's beauty supply open on Sunday – I guess you really need that hairbrush


• kinkiness test – I scored 100. Is that good?


• leather thorn paddles – We have one of those!


• massage and spank – Being bad never felt so good


• mister pole spanking – Are you, um, happy to see me?


• motivational spanking – A few well placed paddle whacks always gets me moving


• my spanked bottom – "Bonnie with your bum so bright, won't you be my backup light?"


• paddle my bum song – This is an actual song. I looked it up.


• playing house spanking – OK, this can be our dungeon over here


• preparing for spanking – Having your lover apply moisturizing lotion is really wonderful


• recreational spanking – The kitchen table in the RV converts to a configurable punishment bench


• robot spanking stories – Got to love AI algorithms that write porn


• sauerkraught – Is that a giant condiment for the top of the Weinermobile?


• sit spot spanking – It's one you'll remember later


• sitting after a spanking – Pillows are our friends


• smack my bottom – And call me Bonnie!


• spank for fun – Life is short, get your share of goodness


• spank my but – Why is there always a but?


• spanking benches – How many do you think you need?


• spanking board renewed – A new coat of varnish works wonders


• spanking competition – Listen to me, this is neither a contest nor a race


• spanking disney – All right, you princesses, line up!


• spanking game story – It all depends upon your definition of winning


• spanking illustrated – The swimsuit edition is our favorite


• spanking my bottom – When working from home, don't put that on your timesheet


• spanking products – There are some items that are not available at your local mall


• spanking rituals – Thank you, sir. May I have another?


• spanking robot stories – Set severity to nine and hold on tight


• spanking salon – Do I need an appointment?


• spanking stool – No, you may not collect a sample


• spanking welt – Got to love those little battle ribbons


• spanko meaning – It means exactly what you think it means


• spanko orgy – Excuse me, are those my panties?


• spankopedia – An answer to every kinky question


• spankophilia – Love, yeah, I'd call it love


• spankotology – The study of people obsessed with bottom reddening


• thong slides right up her butt – A thong fits between your cheeks, not up the butt


• wagon train spanking – Don't expect much privacy


• weight loss spanking – Spank her butt off is just an expression

That's all for this time. Keep searching and stay safe, everyone!