Keyword Chaos: Gobble Up Edition

Here are some search keywords that people use to find this blog.

• 1001 spanking fantasies – Don't forget trail boss and saloon girl


• aftercare spanking – That's not how this works


• anatomy of a spanking – Dermal inflammation of lower buttocks resulting from the repeated application of forceful blows


• are you my bottom – Don't tell me you lost it again


• bend over wedgie – I own those pants


• benefits of domestic discipline – It's something that couples can do together


• big butt quiz – I think I aced that one


• bonanza spanking – It's a frontier tail blazer


• bonnie gets spanked – Yeah, it's true. I can't deny it


• brat tamer phrases – "How many times must I tell you not to hide the paddle?"


• calyphigian – I learned this means "having a pleasingly shaped backside"


• cheerleaders paddled – Well, flip my skirt


• cowgirl spanking – She got a bad case of saddle sore


• dadams spanking – Oh, no, please Dadams, not a spanking!


• david avocado wolfe twitter – Are you lost or what?


• deepglitterwitch – Last time, it took a year to get rid of that %@# glitter


• do i need a spanking quiz – No one needs a spanking quiz


• dr don spankologist – Do you have a license to practice that?


• everyone spanks karen – And she totally deserves it


• folding spanking bench – I don't care for folding spankings


• googd pick up lines – Don't just ask them if they want to get googd


• heat for the seat paddle – A classic roadside souvenir


• heavy wooden hairbrush – Sore red bottom


• home depot step stools – Pervertible furniture


• international consensual spanking day – There's a worthy cause


• jeans give me a wedgie – Yeah, I get one too


• jillian keenan wikipedia – Why would you look for her here?


• june cleaver dress – Love those 50s housewife fashions


• june cleaver sex stories – Wally and the Beaver were brought by storks


• loopy johnny for sale – by dissatisfied recipient, not so gently used, immediate availability


• marital spanking stories – I posted about 100 of those here


• massage and spanking – Like chocolate and peanut butter


• mister poll maintenance spanking – Survey says it makes your butt hurt


• my sore bottom – That could be the name for my side blog


• my wife wants me to spank her – Then get off the internet


• newyorkspanker – Puttin' on the Hitz


• portaspank – A small relocatable building designed for private punishments in public places


• restaurant spanking – May we borrow that ladle?


• romantic spanking – Talk sweet to me while you pummel my bottom


• ruffled panty cornertime – When spanking isn't enough, there's this


• simon and garfuckle – Soundtrack for grownup cinema


• spankbrogs – Dictionary says brog is a pointy tool, not good for spanks


• spanked bubble butt – At least they didn't mention me by name


• spanked for fun – Best kind


• spanked on bottom – Yes, that's where I get it too


• spanking addiction – You say that as if it's a bad thing


• spanking blig – blog + bling = blig?


• spanking competition – The trophy is a pillow


• spanking documentary – Tonight, we learn the story of Annie who gets spanked because she loves it


• spanking game story – Bowling for Hollers


• spanking in tv shows – I envied Lucy, Gidget, Sabrina, Laura, and Wilma


• spanking my ass – Self-spanking is fine if you enjoy it


• spanking restaurant – I'll have the flogging special with a baked potato


• spanking robot stories – Introducing Boomba, the first robot for spankos


• spanking song – Show you care, strip me bare, whack my rear, spread good cheer


• spankmate – Queen to king's knee one


• superhero spanking underwear – Make mine Bat Girl


• the spanking game – Remind me... Do I want to win or lose?


• thongslipforum – Thongs don't slip, they stay where you put them


• vermont country store bath brush – Legendary ouch maker


• wagon train spanking – So much leather


• wedgie punishment – Doesn't anyone just spank anymore?


• weight gain spanking – How much must I gain to earn a spanking?


• weight loss spanking – Are you telling me I get spanked either way?


• whackula – I vant to varm your zeet

Keep those kooky queries coming!