Five Million Hits

Wahoo! Five million hits! How cool is that?

OK, so how does one celebrate five million of anything? If twenty five is silver and fifty is gold, I suppose five million must be satire. If that's not right, I'll take my spanking later. But for the purpose of this commemorative post, satire it shall be.

I've provided MBS stories, tutorials, and brunches in the form of convenient drop down boxes on the right side of the page. If you haven't looked around, I invite you to tour these highlights. The goofy stuff, however, is randomly sprinkled through two and half years of posts. Until now, that is.

A lot of my satirical material is based upon a fun, albeit frivolous, assumption that recreational spanking is as mainstream as golf or quilting. What would such a world be like?

Well, there would be restaurants, resorts, festivals, fairs, museums, comedy routines, and competitions. There might also be seats of higher learning, and spanking research facilities.

For media, we would have news, classic game shows, television networks, and even radio. Magazines might include horoscopes, etiquette columns, know your (spanko) partner tips, vocabulary builders, and suggestions for naming paddles.

Naturally, we would need home decorating suggestions and consumer products as well.

No spanko's calendar would be complete without National Erotic Spanking Month and Romantic Spanking Month. If that were enough inspiration, this poster would surely make one's imagine drift toward visions of sweetly reddened flesh.

This imaginary world would be a very different place, but I'm quite confident that we'd all fit in quite comfortably. OK, perhaps not all that comfortably, but it would be fun!

Thanks to you, my dear readers. Your continuing support makes this venture worthwhile.