Friday, June 27, 2008

Five Million Hits


Wahoo! Five million hits! How cool is that?

OK, so how does one celebrate five million of anything? If twenty five is silver and fifty is gold, I suppose five million must be satire. If that's not right, I'll take my spanking later. But for the purpose of this commemorative post, satire it shall be.

I've provided MBS stories, tutorials, and brunches in the form of convenient drop down boxes on the right side of the page. If you haven't looked around, I invite you to tour these highlights. The goofy stuff, however, is randomly sprinkled through two and half years of posts. Until now, that is.

A lot of my satirical material is based upon a fun, albeit frivolous, assumption that recreational spanking is as mainstream as golf or quilting. What would such a world be like?

Well, there would be restaurants, resorts, festivals, fairs, museums, comedy routines, and competitions. There might also be seats of higher learning, and spanking research facilities.

For media, we would have news, classic game shows, television networks, and even radio. Magazines might include horoscopes, etiquette columns, know your (spanko) partner tips, vocabulary builders, and suggestions for naming paddles.

Naturally, we would need home decorating suggestions and consumer products as well.

No spanko's calendar would be complete without National Erotic Spanking Month and Romantic Spanking Month. If that were enough inspiration, this poster would surely make one's imagine drift toward visions of sweetly reddened flesh.

This imaginary world would be a very different place, but I'm quite confident that we'd all fit in quite comfortably. OK, perhaps not all that comfortably, but it would be fun!

Thanks to you, my dear readers. Your continuing support makes this venture worthwhile.

23 comments :

Debbie :) said...

Congratulations, Bonnie. You are an inspiration to many millions!

Debbie :)

Ms. Betty said...

Congrats! What a great milestone. May there be many more hits to come. ;)

Ms. Betty

Span King said...

Sincere congratulations. Your success is well deserved. Your generous support of others is the best sort of blog karma.

Maryann said...

Bonnie,
Your writing here makes me feel so normal. For that I am most grateful!
Maryann

Anonymous said...

This was the first blog I ever read. I still think it is the best!!!Teresa

Daisy said...

Bonnie, you are wonderful! Your blog was manna to me.... I have learned so much from you, gained in confidence to say what I want, and my bf has also learned from this blog...(what I am getting up to after he has sent me to bed for a start! lol....)
You should have a title....Mother of all blogs? Queen of Blog Spankdom?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely, Bonnie is our Blog Queen, and an inspiration to all fellow bloggers and spankos.

You definitely set the benchmark, Bonnie, and your endorsement of anyone else's blog is a flawless seal of approval. Thanks for everything! -- Erica

Hermione said...

Congratulations, Bonnie. That is an outstanding achievement!!

It's great to have the fun posts all on one page. This page is going to be very popular. Here's where I'm spending my weekend!

Hugs,
Hermione

Purple Angel said...

I have always loved your blog and, in fact, yours was the one that inspired me to create my own spanking blog. I am nowhere near how wonderful your blog is and has always been. Congrats and I am sure your visitors will continue to pour through the door, lurkers and non lurkers alike!
Hugs,
Purple Angel

Paul said...

Bonnie, congratulations dear friend, 5 million is a lot of quite something.
Not only quantity but continuing quality and a resource without peer.
Thank you dear friend, I'll bring a Jeroboam of Champagne to toast you at your next brunch.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Spanked Italian Gal said...

Bonnie
What an accomplishment!!
5 million is quite a milestone. Looking forward to the next 5 million :)
Ciao,
I Gal

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

Five million hits, that's like more hits than there are people in Wales. Congratulations, your work is most appreciated.

Prefectdt

Jane said...

Happy 5 million.
I hope you didn't have top count them all as you got them. :)

Love
Jane

Dr. Ken said...

Bonnie,
That's a lot of brunches....
Congratulations!

Dr. Ken

Sara said...

Awesome and a testament to the quality of your blog!

Southern Angel said...

Happy 5 millionth hit!

Greenwoman said...

*Happy grins* What an achievement! Good for you!

Bonnie said...

Debbie - Thank you.

Ms. Betty - :D Many more hits indeed!

Span King - It's gratifying to see people walk the path I have and find satisfaction there. I am delighted to be able to share my good fortune.

Maryann - As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing abnormal about an interest in adult recreational spanking. Just look how many of us engage in these practices and derive pleasure and satisfaction from our spankings. There's something downright wholesome about improving communication and growing closer to our loving partners.

Teresa - Aw, that's so sweet. Thank you!

Daisy - Thanks. It's success stories like yours that keep me writing and posting.

Erica - Blog queen? Would that put me in charge of a spanko blogging hive collective? I wonder if I would have to lay eggs. I hope not. That sounds icky.

Seriously, thank you so much for your friendship and your support.

Hermione - Thanks. Before I assembled this collection, I didn't realize how much spanko satire I had written. The thought that runs through my head regularly is that all the closet spanking enthusiasts could safely come out of the closet, a lot of this stuff might actually exist.

Purple - Thank you!

Paul - It is a lot of quite something! Let the toasting begin.

I Gal - Thanks. I don't know that I am ready to think about another five million. At the moment, I'd like to have to entertaining posts for next week.

Prefectdt - That sure brings the number into perspective. The Welsh are such fun loving people.

Jane - :D Fortunately, I use a service for that. Were it up to me, I would have lost focus shortly after 68.

Dr. Ken - Yes, indeed. Thanks.

Sara - Thank you!

Angel - Thanks. It's been fun.

Bonnie said...

Green - Thank you!

mthc said...

Congrats Bonnie..you were one of the first blogs i read.. Let's hope for 5 million more!

Frank Spanko said...

My Dearest Bonnie -

As an inhabitant of an imaginary world, I can honestly say that you indeed would fit quite comfortably here. You are welcome to visit anytime, and I would be pleased to be your host.

Regards,
Frank

mary said...

Wow That is amazing! Congrats!

Indiana said...

Congratulations, Bonnie. Is it me, or is the time between each million hits getting faster and faster? I suspect it really is, as I'm sure your readership expands ever-more quickly in this mostly word-of-mouth world of spanking blogs. Thanks for all you do!

Indy

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