 | Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) – Demonstrate your genuine Neptunian nature. Take the bath brush into the shower with a friend. Get the floor wet. |
 | Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) – One hopes you are fond of the color of your carpet. The stars suggest you may soon be staring at it. |
 | Aries (March 21-April 19) – Fire may not always be your friend, but it will surely be your companion. Sitting could be problematic this evening. |
 | Taurus (April 20-May 20) – Stubborn. Stubborn. Stubborn. How many times can you be paddled for the same offense? You surely aim to find out. |
 | Gemini (May 21-June 21) – The full moon will be brightly illuminated tonight. |
 | Cancer (June 22-July 22) – Don’t complain today. It’s not worth it. Take your swats and move on. |
 | Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) – Indications for romance are excellent this afternoon. Bring something leather. |
 | Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) – Be prepared to learn a painful lesson. Chances are good, though, you will be grateful afterward. |
 | Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) – Weigh your choices carefully. Your consent is his license. Remember to whom you submit. |
 | Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) – Leave your clothes at the door. You won’t need them. Passion rules. All passages are well traveled. |
 | Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) – Tonight is fine for bondage. Just take your time and leave a little wiggle room. |
 | Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Travel is indicated. If the continued welfare of your bottom is a concern, sooner is better than later. |
Keywords: spanking horoscope, spanking humor
4 comments :
Hmmm...seems it will be staring at the carpet for me ;)
Lol... hmmm... travel is indicated? Sooner better than later? This came a couple days late.. rofl!!
I love it!!! I'm an Aquarius & I just bought a bathbrush to add to our collection of toys!!! Can't want to get spanked with it!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Naughty - What better way to celebrate an upcoming birthday?
Rivka - Sorry about that. The stars, it seems, work at their own majestic pace. LOL
Pink - That's a whole different flavor of moonshine!
Janeen - Spankoscope. Hmmm. I like that, though it almost sounds like one of those sneaky-peeky look around corner scopes kids used to have. It could be useful for spankees who want to survey the damage post-spanking, but don't have a big mirror handy.
Padme - Thanks! You know, we could also call this thing a Sore-o-scope.
LA Girl - Best wishes, and I hope the carpet is clean!
Tigger - I think many women find the bathbrush to be an acquired taste. After you aquire the bathbrush, you'll likely get quite a taste! I'm glad you enjoyed this little bit of silliness.
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