Introducing Welt-Minder

Ladies, does your hard day at the office sometimes begin with a hard time across your man's lap? For many of us, spankings are a practical necessity. But too often, sitting afterward can be unpleasant and bothersome. Until now, we've had little choice but to endure those painful paddle burns.

Today, however, CP laboratories introduces a revolutionary scientific beakthrough. Welt-Minder is a uniquely formulated creme especially designed to provide effective relief from the most common spanking symptoms. Applied topically to the buttocks every four hours, many spankos find that Welt-Minder helps to ease skin redness and irritation, control swelling, and reduce deep aches.

Welt-Minder should not be used by persons in cardiac arrest or those with disapproving dom syndrome. If symptoms return, discontinue use and reconsider your recent behavior.

Welt-Minder is available at all finer pharmacies and kink festivals.

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