Showing posts with label paddle. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Fiction: Academic Misconduct

This story is the first new fiction I have posted in a very long time. I hope you enjoy it.

“A hundred dollars for one hour's work? Is this scheme legal?”

Sue grimaced at the thought. “The posting said it's legitimate research funded through the Neuropsychology Department.”

“Well, *I* wouldn't do it.”

Of course not, Sue thought. Olivia is a princess who wants for nothing. She has no concept of how it feels to be a poor college student. She spends more on her hair than her two roommates combined spend on clothes.

Still, Olivia's offer to drive Sue and Carole to the Shakespeare festival next weekend was very attractive. They love renaissance fairs and the plays and the music and the food and the shopping and the costumes and... But how? Again, it comes down to money or lack of it. Admission alone was $20.

Sue decided to at least investigate the strange offer posted in the dormitory lounge. A hundred dollars could go a long way toward making campus life tolerable.

When Sue typed the address from the posting into her browser, an official looking university web page appeared. It confirmed what the posting had stated. Volunteer test subjects would be paid one hundred dollars for one hour of work at a time to be scheduled.

To get more information, Sue had to enter her name and student ID number. She wondered whether this was one of those identity theft scams the university always warns them about. But after providing the required data, an informational page was displayed.

It explained that a graduate student in the Neuropsych Department was conducting research into the effects of pain on cognitive function. Volunteers would be asked to complete an online test of basic skills. Once the test is completed, they would be subjected to temporary discomfort and asked to complete a second, comparable online test.

Temporary discomfort. What could that mean? If it involves needles, Sue thought, there's no way. But maybe it's something that's not so bad like a Chinese finger trap. For a hundred dollars, she wanted to find out.

Sue answered a series of questions on the Web page. They were trying to determine whether she was a fit subject for the research. She was asked for her name (again), age, gender, height, weight, and major. They inquired about medical history, medications, and disabilities. Once she had entered the information, Sue was informed that she was suitable to participate. She was assigned a time of 4:45 the following afternoon. She was instructed to report to door number three in the side of the old football stadium.

This arrangement sounded weird and it probably was, but Sue resolved to do whatever it took to go with Olivia to the festival on Saturday.

- - -

Walking from her history class, Sue tried to think about anything other than “temporary discomfort.” It had been a routine day. The English quiz was easier than expected, but lunch in the dining hall was a horror. Tuna casserole. Really?! Who eats that?

Leaves danced across the stone pathway as the chill of autumn had apparently come to stay. A jacket would have made this late afternoon journey more comfortable, but there was no time cross the quad and get it.

Sue's phone confirmed that it was precisely 4:45 when she arrived at the far side of the stadium. As the web site had described, there was a door sunk a couple of feet below the level of sidewalk and leading into the side of the old sports stadium. After savoring a last inhalation of fresh air, Sue walked down the three steps and grasped the tarnished doorknob.

Before she could turn the knob, the heavy metal door swung open. Suddenly, standing before her was a very tall, slim man with wavy light brown hair and dressed in tan cargo pants and a black tee shirt. He said his name was Kurt. He hastily shook Sue's hand and urged her to follow him.

Kurt led her down a dark set of damp concrete stairs leading to a dimly illuminated passage beneath the grandstand. As they began their descent, Sue heard the door swing close and lock behind them with a definitive “ka-chunk” sound.

Kurt was not at all what Sue had anticipated. She expected someone nerdy wearing black plastic glasses and a white lab coat. This guy could very easily sell hot dogs upstairs at the game.

They came to a plain wooden door with the words “Neuropsychology Lab” stenciled upon it. Kurt opened the door and gestured for Sue to enter. The lab was as bright and expansive as the hallway had been dingy and cramped. The cement walls were white and looked to have been recently painted. Rows of florescent lights hung from the vaulted ceiling cast a faint bluish aura. What appeared to be university surplus pod furniture was strewn around the edges of the large subterranean chamber.

From behind one of the pod walls emerged a sturdy mature woman. She wore a white long sleeve blouse, a knee-length navy wool skirt, and black flats. Her demeanor was cold and severe. Ms. Tomaszewski introduced herself to Sue as the research proctor. Her job, she explained, was to ensure that procedures and controls were strictly followed and that no serious harm would befall the subjects.

Serious harm? Sue thought. What had she gotten herself into?

Ms. Tomaszewski presented Sue with a consent form which she was encouraged to read thoroughly and then sign.

Following the advice of the matronly proctor, Sue scanned the form. It stated that she granted her permission to the university and its representative to administer a series of spankings. She also agreed to hold them blameless for any injuries or infirmities that may occur either incidental to or as a consequence of the spankings. This was a possibility she hadn't considered. Sure, she'd had some fun playing around with a high school boyfriend, but those weren't real spankings. This was her moment of truth.

In an instant of blind impulse, Sue signed the consent form and then pushed it away. Que sera sera. Let the spankings begin. There was no turning back.

- - -

Ms. Tomaszewski thanked her and snatched away the form to file. Kurt then directed Sue to a pod and asked her to sit down in front of a laptop. The program on the laptop presented a series of color images that she had to try to remember in sequence. In about ten minutes, Sue had completed the exercise.

Knowing what was next, and yet having no idea, Sue arose slowly. Kurt was now standing right behind her. In the darkness of the hallway, she hadn't noticed his cornflower eyes or his angular jaw.

“Please come with me,” he beckoned. “Ms. T, we are ready.”

They entered a larger pod in one corner of the cavernous room. In the center was a simple wooden table with a few metal folding chairs scattered around it. Sue imagined it might be used as a meeting room.

“Sue, I am going to spank you now.” Kurt said in a voice that seemed almost gentle. “If you wish to back out, this is your last chance.”

“No, no. Let's do it.” She replied barely above a whisper.

Kurt was now holding a rounded brown leather paddle that looked to be about a foot in length. The striking surface was visibly worn.

“OK. Please stand here, lean forward, and place your forearms on the table. I will deliver one hundred swats on your bottom with this paddle. I will do so in sets of ten. If you want me to pause between sets, please indicate this by saying the word, 'pause.' I expect you will remain in position until the spanking is complete. If you choose to express your discomfort by screaming or crying, that is permissible. I can assure you that no one else will hear you down here. Do you understand these instructions?” Kurt's tone was suddenly bold and commanding.

“Um, yes. Do I have to take my pants off?”

Ms. Tomaszewski shuffled from one side of the table to the other in a manner that suggested she was uncomfortable with this question, but she remained quiet. She scratched some notes on her clipboard.

“No, Sue, your jeans will be just fine.” explained Kurt, “Shall we begin?”

“All right...”

Sue tried to prepare herself for what was about to transpire. Except it didn't. Maybe it was a minute, but it seemed like an hour. Kurt stood behind her and seemed to be surveying her upturned curves.

Then without warning, Kurt began to strike the seat of Sue's faded jeans in an alternating left-right pattern. Each time the paddle impacted, it generated a cannon-like bang that reverberated throughout the large room. Initially, the sound shocked Sue as much as the pain. When Kurt reached ten, he announced this milestone. Out of the corner of her eye, Sue thought she spotted Ms. Tomaszewski nodding approvingly.

After only a few seconds, Kurt renewed his systematic assault. As if scientifically measured, each strike seemed carefully gauged to be equally painful. The sizzling blows repeatedly struck the same two spots low on Sue's bottom. After the second ten, Sue wondered whether she could tolerate the full hundred. She clenched her teeth and silently vowed to continue.

Somewhere between thirty and forty, the pain became so immediate that Sue had to vocalize her discomfort. What she meant to be a scream, however, emerged as a mere squeak. Panting had robbed her of her full voice.

Again and again the paddle made solid contact with Sue's denim covered posterior. She lifted first one foot and then the other, but managed to stay in place.

She sighed with relief when Kurt finally uttered the words, “One hundred.” Her spanking was over.

Sue wanted to take a few minutes to compose herself, but Kurt explained that the rules of the experiment dictated she she take a second test immediately. Disoriented but compliant, she trudged behind him back to the small pod where they began.

Sue grimaced as she sat on the unpadded office chair. Never had she been spanked so thoroughly. Her bottom felt hot and undulated with prickly soreness.

The test seemed harder this time, though she couldn't be sure. Within a few minutes, she was finished. As she was completing the last of the questions, Sue heard Kurt bidding Ms. Tomaszewski good evening. The door banged as it closed behind her.

- - -

“All done?”

“Yes, I think so.”

“Are you OK to walk home?”

“I guess. So... Am I your last spanking of the day?”

“Yes, I'm going home too.”

“Well, it's dark outside now. I'd feel safer if you walked me back to the dorm.”

“All right. I can do that.” Kurt grabbed his backpack, turned out the lights, and locked the door to the lab.

They tromped up the dank steps and emerged behind the stadium. It was indeed dark.

“Kurt, what is that place?”

“It used to be the marching band room until they built a new one about twenty years ago. Now it's our neuropsych lab.” Our nickname for it is “the catacombs.”

“I can see why. Do I get my $100 now?”

“It will be credited to your campus account tomorrow.”

“OK, that'll work.”

“Are you still sore?”

“Are you kidding? My butt is on fire!” Sue punctuated the sentence by vigorously rubbing with both hands.

“Oh, sorry.” Kurt's knowing smile sabotaged his apology.

“I don't think you're all that sorry. You like paddling girls.”

“You don't understand. It's scholarly research. I hope to get my findings published in a peer-reviewed journal.”

“But you do love to spank girls...”

“Why would you say that?”

“I can tell. Call it a woman's intuition.”

“Oh yeah? What else does your intuition tell you?”

“It tells me that you won't mind if I do this...” Sue reached her arms up and placed her hands behind the neck of her much taller companion. She then stretched to kiss him squarely on the lips. Slowly, Kurt's long arms wrapped themselves around her torso. This first spontaneous kiss in the grove behind the old stadium lasted nearly a minute. The second one was longer.

“You can spank me anytime, be it business or pleasure.”

Kurt was now the one who was surprised. He had enjoyed spanking Sue, maybe more than the others. Could it be that he was picking up her vibe? Or pheromones? Ultimately, he decided while this was an interesting question, it didn't matter.

“Are you cold?” he whispered.

“No, I have a very ouchy bottom to keep me warm.”

“No, I know. I mean the rest of you. I have a sweater in my backpack if you'd like to wear it.”

“OK. Thanks. You know, it's too late for me to get dinner in the dining hall. But if you'd like to give me an advance on my $100, we can get some subs at the Scene.”

“That sounds great. Let's do it, but I'll pay.”

“So, Kurt... What are you doing on Saturday?”

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Top Ten: Wooden Paddle Thoughts


A reader recently asked me if I would share some observations about wooden paddles. He and his girlfriend live in a part of the world where such items are not easily purchased. They would like to manufacture one and wondered how the composition and dimensions alter the results.

I'm not an expert in creating wooden paddles. The truth is that I've never made one. However, I am well acquainted with their use and my thoughts are derived from those experiences.

The following list summarizes my thoughts about wooden paddles.
  1. All wooden paddles should be handled with care. Wood is harder than bone and can cause serious injury if used improperly. It is essential that spankers learn about any new implement and their partner's response to it before attempting a serious spanking.

  2. Wooden toys have a well-earned reputation for being harsh, but when used skillfully, they can also be deliciously arousing. It's easy to overgeneralize when judging paddles. Each implement has its own unique characteristics.

  3. Beware of edges. A lot of the skin damage attributed to paddles is due to abrupt edges along the sides of the striking surface. These should be sanded or machined until they are rounded and smooth.

  4. Thicker, heavier paddles hit with more force and tend to deliver more ache. With any hardwood paddle over half an inch in thickness, bruising is a particular concern.

    Conversely, a thinner, lighter paddle provides more sting and less ache. In my experience, sting seems to be more closely related to velocity than force. A lighter paddle is easier to swing and tends to be applied with a quicker stroke.

  5. The length of a paddle also affects its characteristics. A short paddle (say, 12-18 inches) is ideal for OTK spankings. With this type of paddle, the spanker often employs considerable wrist action. This increases the velocity at impact and the spankee's perception of sting.

    A longer, school or fraternity style paddle is generally used by the spanker while standing. The position allows for a full and unencumbered swing. For the spankee, the combination of maximum force and high velocity yields a very painful swat. This type of spanking is not recommended for beginners, spankees who are slender, or anyone unprepared for the intensity of the experience.

  6. The size of the impact surface is another important factor in paddle design. While many spankees are intimidated by the appearance of a wide paddle, these are often less severe than a narrower alternative. The reason is that a wider paddle distributes the same force over a larger area of skin surface.

    The extreme counter-example is a wooden hairbrush. Unlike most paddles, the hairbrush concentrates the full force of the blow over just a few square inches of bottom. The spankee finds they are very sore very quickly. Anyone who has ever been spanked with a solid wooden hairbrush or bath brush knows exactly what I mean.

  7. The wood used to manufacture a paddle is also important. Pine is a light, cheap, flexible wood that is completely useless for paddles. Pine paddles break. I've outlasted several!

    Better choices are hardwoods like maple, oak, or cherry. These are strong heavy woods that stand up well, even with frequent use over many years.

  8. Some people prefer a paddle with holes. They insist that holes make it more aerodynamic, but that seems like a dubious claim. However, if the objective is to intimidate the spankee, the holes may help.

    When used against a bare or lightly covered bottom, a paddle with holes will tend to cause skin damage at the spots where the rim of each hole stretches the skin. As with edges, any holes should be beveled to minimize the likelihood of serious injury.

  9. Surface coatings and coverings can change how a paddle feels. For example, I've found that heavy coat of varnish can increase the burn factor somewhat. Covering a wooden paddle with leather seems to reduce the perceived force of the impact.

  10. I don't believe there are any definitive right or wrong choices in terms of paddles, except in the context of one couple and the spankings they share. Each style serves a purpose. Some experimentation may be required to find the right combination of implement, position, and technique.
These are my observations and your mileage may vary.

I recognize that paddlings aren't everyone's cup of tea. Plenty of spankos live quite happily with no wooden toys at all. But if you too are enamored with the feel, sound, and tradition of wooden paddles, I hope these tips will prove helpful.

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Jekyll and Hyde


Randy and I spent some time last evening with Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde. As with their fictional namesakes, they are one in the same. In this instance, however, Jekyll and Hyde is the nickname we gave to a rather unusual spanking implement. It’s a black rubber paddle. Depending upon how it’s applied, it can resemble the good doctor or the fiendish freak. Last night I became better acquainted with both.

About the time I was expecting Randy to arrive home from work, the telephone rang. When I saw his cell phone number pop up, I figured he was about to tell me not to prepare any dinner because he was going to be delayed at work. Well, he didn’t mention dinner. He told me instead to go to our bedroom and wait for him on the bed. He was on his way home and would arrive shortly.

“Oh goody,” I thought. “It’s playtime!” I had a spring in my step as I bounded up the stairs. Any residual fatigue from a busy day at work was forgotten. Randy and I haven’t shared nearly enough together time over the past couple of months. While it might not be possible to erase this deficit in one evening, I was willing to try.

After a few frantic moments of straightening up (once a mom, always a mom), I settled down on the bed. I left my clothing on because I didn’t know exactly what he had in mind. In any case, I rationalized, it could be shed quickly should the situation demand it.

When I heard the garage door open, I turned over and pushed my face into the pillow. This is how I wanted my lover to find me – ready for whatever merriment he desired.

A few minutes later, my dear husband appeared in the doorway. He paused for a moment before speaking. “Very good. Very good indeed,” he observed, as if to himself. He gently kissed the back of my neck. I felt the palm of his hand rub and then lightly swat the back of my skirt. But only once did he make contact before heading toward our toy collection. He rummaged through a drawer as though on a mission. He was clearly searching for a specific implement. As you’ve no doubt deduced, it was Jekyll and Hyde.

“This should do quite nicely,” he chortled as he directed my gaze toward the paddle. He smacked his hand as if to remind me of its potential. “It’s specially designed for spanking a woman’s ass and making it hurt. Do you know that’s exactly what’s about to happen to you?”

“Yes,” I acknowledged.

“So, tell me what you want…”

“I want…” I paused, but only briefly. “I want you to spank me.” My voice was hushed yet deliberate.

The paddle slammed against my bottom. I recoiled from the impact, but it was not unpleasant. Again, the flexible toy struck the back of my skirt. Protected as I was by a couple of layers of fabric, this spanking was quite tolerable. It hurt, but in a deliciously warm, stinging sort of way.

The rubber paddle is quite unique as a spanking implement. It has more play than wood, but less than leather. At the same time, it’s heavier than leather, but somewhat less so than wood. The result is plenty of sting, accompanied by a more than adequate dose of ache.

Randy continued to spank as he knelt beside me on the bed. His pace was slow, but the swats were substantial. Within about five minutes, he had lit an impressive flame.

I was already quite enamored by his percussive attention when the game suddenly changed. Randy lifted my skirt and pulled down my pantyhose and underwear. I was fully exposed. Never one to miss an obvious opportunity, my dear husband launched a rapid fire attack against my bare posterior. It was at this moment that Mister Hyde appeared. One of the characteristics of rubber, when used in a spanking implement, is that it is very tough on the skin of one's bottom. It tends to catch and tug in a manner that is very painful for the recipient.

My screaming did little to inhibit Randy’s continued whacking. He didn’t stop until he was convinced that I was completely and utterly spanked. By that time, I was nearly overcome by the blazing discomfort he was inflicting.

After he dropped the paddle on the bed, Randy lay down beside me. He wrapped his arms around me and hugged me tightly. I welcomed his comforting touch. He had hurt me, but in such a good way. I was a little disoriented by the sheer intensity of the experience. But in time, I settled into a warm, peaceful place. I nestled my face into his strong chest as his hands soothed and caressed my body.

After a while, Randy removed first my clothes and then his own. We crawled under the covered and made love. This simple, sensual act completed our celebration in a most wonderful fashion. For at least those few minutes, the world’s problems and burdens were gone.

Now all I have to worry about is whether I can sit without betraying my bottom’s very tender condition. Thank you, Randy. I needed that!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Implement Stories #12: Ian's Paddle


For our next Implement Stories entry, here is Ian with his custom DIY paddle:

My name is Ian, and I am a faithful lurker. I have posted a couple of comments under the name "anonymous," and really can't believe that I took a picture of my toy to put on the internet. But, I do have a paddle, and a story, and a question that perhaps you and some of your readers with educated bottoms might help me answer.

My wife and I played bondage games in the first 15 years of our marriage. It might be simplistic and dismissive to call her "vanilla," so I will say that her kink-drive is far lower than mine. I have always been grateful that she was willing to play with me, and out of respect for her vanilla tendencies never included pain of any kind in our play.

On the occasion of her 39th birthday, however, I decided that it was time.

I announced that she was to receive her first spanking, and positioned her in front of a mirror, where she could see what I was doing. I then instructed her to count, and to announce every third swat in the form of, "That was three, sir... That was six, sir," etc. She chuckled a bit at the thought of calling me "sir," but did not object. She still had a bit of a chuckle in her voice when she announced number three, but it was mostly gone by the time she got to number 9. Upon reaching number 20, I produced this from my toy bag:


This is a little woodworking project that I had prepared for the occasion. It is 16" long, and made from 1/4" thick oak. The business end is covered on one side with rabbit fur, on the other with medium leather. There is no padding under the leather, it is glued directly to the oak.


I showed her the paddle in the mirror, and rubbed her bottom and thighs with the fur side. When I administered the first blow with the leather side, she inhaled sharply and said, "that was 21, sir."

The spanking continued until we reached the magic number of 39, at which time her bottom was very nicely red, with no other marks. I then held her and hugged her and kissed her, and the evening progressed rather well from there.

In the two years since, the paddle has made two or three more appearances. She has told me that she can enjoy a hand spanking almost any time, but she would prefer the paddle to be a rare occasion.

In the same two years, I have found "My Bottom Smarts," and have read the tutorials, including "spanking 101: implements." If I understand correctly, I may have picked a fairly severe first toy. I don't try to wield it with great force, but I can't help it if I get excited! I enjoy spanking my wife, and I want her to enjoy it as well. We don't do "punishment." They are more like "foreplay spankings."

So my question is, Does anyone have a suggestion for a toy that would be something between my hand, and this paddle in intensity? Should I look for a leather paddle? I am certainly up for experimentation.

Thank you, Ian, for showing us your creation and sharing your story.

I invite readers to join in, but here's my answer. A 1/4" hardwood paddle should be fairly light and deliver lots of sting. Employed in the moderate manner you describe, it's not a terribly severe implement. Had you said it was, say, 3/4" solid oak, I would have advised you to select a different implement to start.

I think wooden implements sometimes gain a bad reputation. Many are very intense, but others can be quite appropriate for playful or erotic spankings.

A small leather paddle is a nice addition to any spanko's collection. The feel is quite different from the paddle you're using. The flexibility of leather reduces the thud and replaces it with a nice, warm burn.

In the end, a lot depends upon the preferences of the participants. A given implement isn't inherently good or bad. What matters is the context, the technique, and the perception of the couple who employ it.

I wish you both continued spanking success and great happiness.


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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Implement Stories #5: Anakin's Paddle


I have to believe every spanko blog reader is familiar with Anakin and Padme's Journey to the Darkside. For the fifth installment of our Implement Stories series, we're going to learn about the fine art of paddling as practiced on the dark side. Here is Padme's account:

I contributed last year to the spanking toy post. I remember giving you a picture for our razor strop. This year I would like to contribute our "Anakin's paddle" which is unique to us as a Star Wars spanking couple. I don't think anyone probably has one like this. :)


The Anakin's paddle was made from a birthday paddle Master Anakin bought from Spencer Gifts. He wanted to make it into his own paddle and came up with the idea for Anakin's paddle. It is unique to us and it is a very powerful spanking toy. I have been spanked by it many times and it always reddens the butt good. :)

Here is a recent post describing how it is used.

Wow! Now that's a good hard spanking!

If you would like to share some of your special spanking toys, you are invited to join in the fun of Implement Stories. Just send your photos and/or stories and I will post them here on My Bottom Smarts.


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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Implement Stories #4: Rob


It seems only fair that we allow our F/M friends an opportunity to show off their toys as well. Accordingly, here is Rob and his lexan paddle.


My most memorable spanking implement is this lexan paddle. It may not be all that big at 14" long by 5" wide and 1/4" thick, but leaves a lasting memory long after the spanking is over.

I had wanted a "bad boy" spanking, but my wife tends to let up when the spanking has me ow-ing or kicking. Last year, I wanted a new Titleist driver, but money was tight. I started slipping a twenty or two every week from my wife's purse figuring she would not know. We went golfing one evening and she noticed that I now had a Titleist driver instead of the Taylormade driver I had before. She started asking questions. I could tell she was getting pissed and then she said, "Your ass is mine when we get home."

When we got home, she told me to "set up the horse up and when I come downstairs you had better be bare-assed and bent it" (I built a spanking horse that we occasionally use). She came downstairs with the lexan paddle in hand and was quite vocal with me as she secured me to the horse. I had a few butterflies in my stomach as I was unsure what was about to happen. Before I knew it the first swat landed and then the next. These were firm swats, alternating with cheek, coming at the rate I guess to be about two per second. There was no time to recover from one swat to the next and the intensity quickly built. If you have never felt lexan on the bare, let me tell you that it hurts like nothing else, including the cane. After a dozen licks or so, I started to say "ow" and kick. Shortly thereafter, I began telling her, "I'm sorry, please stop." She continued on with vigor at that fast pace and said, "You will be very sorry when I finish with you!" My butt was on fire, but there was no sign of her letting up. I was howling and begging her to stop, but it did no good. She continued for perhaps a minute or two longer, but it seamed like an eternity. I did not think a spanking could hurt so much. Was I wrong! Since then, I have not received a spanking like that one and I have no desire to! That incident with the lexan paddle left a memorable impression.

Thanks to Rob for enlightening us about life with lexan. That sounds like one spanking that will not soon be forgotten!

Readers who desire to contribute implement photos and/or stories can e-mail them to me. Watch this space for more Implement Stories in the coming days!


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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Implement Stories #2: Pagan's Paddle


For our next installment of Implement Stories, wwe feature Pagan showing off her beautiful custom Leather Thorn paddle.

My hubby and I have an ever growing collection of spanking toys, but our most memorable (and unique) is definitely the InSinerator. An odd name, you say?

Incinerator: [in-sin-uh-rey-ter] – noun: a furnace or apparatus for burning trash, garbage, etc., to ashes.

InSinerator: , [in-sin-uh-rey-ter] – noun: an apparatus for burning the Sin in the recipient to ashes. Most effectively, I might add.

Now, I like a sound spanking as much as the next girl, and if it's delivered with a nice solid leather paddle, so much the better.

We have several leather paddles that we are very fond of, and include in most of our spanking play; the Boudoir Paddle from the London Tanners, the Brat Paddle from Leather Thorn Paddles, and the Small Hairbrush Paddle from Adam & Gillian's. All very well made, quality implements.

But being a greedy bottom, I decided I wanted something MORE. Something BIGGER. Something that would cover BOTH cheeks, so that each side didn't have to wait its turn.

Yes, yes... I know. My name is Pagan, and I am a spankoholic. It has been... um... never mind. LOL

So, I contacted John at Leather Thorn Paddles, who was happy to work with me on designing a nice BIG custom paddle.


Here is is, in all its glory: Fifteen and a half inches long, four and a quarter inches wide... and a full HALF INCH THICK. Two layers of leather - no stiffener.

Like a rich dessert...it is best served in small quantities. But it is absolutely GORGEOUS, and it most assuredly makes an impression.


Remember what Mom always said... Be careful what you wish for....

Modesty prevents me from posting a pic of it framed by a reddened bottom. But my hubby has teased that he's left my name imbedded in my butt more than once. LOL

Thank you, Pagan, for showing us that marvelous custom paddle. I know I'm impressed!

Readers who wish to participate in our Implement Stories series may do so by contributing photos and/or tales of their favorite (or infamous) spanking implements. Simply e-mail me your entries and I will post them here. For those who have already submitted implements, thank you! Yours will be appearing here in the coming days.


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