Thirty Questions

I haven’t done one of these for ages.

1. When did you lose your virginity?

      Age 16 with a boyfriend I knew from school

2. Rough sex or soft sex?

      I choose not to choose

3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

      Is spanking unusual?

4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

      Where the sun don't shine

5. Favorite sex position?

      Rear entry with him grabbing my hips

6. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

      Sub

7. Have you ever had any one night stands?

      No, not my thing

8. Sex on the bed, couch, or floor?

      All of them eventually

9. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

      Yes, back in the 70s, in a field in sight of a freeway

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

      Yes, I suppose I have

11. What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?

      My husband loves when I wear a red bra and thong set

12. How often do you have sex?

      It varies, but hopefully a couple of times per week

13. Is there anybody right now you would like to have sex with?

      Yeah, my husband

14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

      It’s all good

15. Most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex?

      We once broke a coffee table

16. A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

      Confusion (Pump Panel Blade remix) by New Order

17. A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

      Summer Madness by Kool and the Gang

18. Are you into dressing up for sex?

      Yes, absolutely

19. Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

      Shower please. I’m not good at holding my breath

20. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

      No, not my thing

21. Do you use sex toys?

      Yes! Love, love, love them.

22. Have you ever send someone a dirty text/picture?

      I’m not sure. I’ve been the recipient.

23. Would you have sex with your best friend?

      Every time

24. Is there anything you do before sex?

      Uh, spanking

25. Is there anything you do after sex?

      Snuggling, talking, spooning, sleeping

26. Something that will never fail to get you horny?

      Anything spanking

27. Early morning sex or late night sex?

      Morning, just let me pee and brush my teeth first

28. Favorite body part on opposite sex?

      Hands

29. Favorite body part on same sex?

      Curves

30. Do you watch porn?

      Only if there are spankings

Well, that was fun.

Meme: How well do you know your significant other?

I adapted this meme from Hermione who get it from Ronnie who borrowed it from PK.

Name a food he won’t eat?	Brussel sprouts.
You go out to eat; what would he drink?	Flavored seltzer if they have it or soda water.
What’s one thing you do that just about guarantees you’re getting a spanking?	Just one? There are so many! Today, I wore leggings.
What is his nickname for you?	Bon or Bon-Bon.
What is something he likes to do?	Playfully swat my bottom in public places.
What is his favourite store?	He’s not much of a shopper. If he buys something, it’s probably online.
When he is on the phone, who is he talking to?	Someone from work.
What are his favorite shows?	Comedies, news, sports, or sci-fi/fantasy – Silicon Valley, SNL, Rachel Maddow, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, NFL Red Zone.
What’s his favorite implement?	One that hurts!
What would he never wear?	Jewelry other than his wedding ring.
What’s his favourite food?	He has lots of favorites, but let’s go with gang pa-nang gai (Thai sweet curry chicken).
If you could change one thing about your significant other, large or small, what would it be?	I’m way beyond the point of trying to change him. I simply have to love him as he is.
What is his favourite sport?	NFL football (Go Seahawks!).
What is something that you do that he wishes you didn’t?	Procrastinate.
What could he do all day long and not get bored?	Watch NFL Redzone on Sundays.
How does he like his coffee?	He’s not a coffee drinker.
How long have you been together?	Since Methuselah was in short pants.
What is your perfect world for yourself and your relationship ten years from now?	I hope we’re both healthy and enjoying a good life together.

Versatile Blogger Award

Several friends nominated me as a versatile blogger. I am grateful for their recognition and will do all I can to live up to this honor.

Versatile... Versatile... Let's see. I can write dopey holiday song parodies! That's kind of versatile. Right? I can find a way to work spanking into almost any discussion. Yes, that's it. I am versatile after all. Or maybe obsessed.

Anyhow, I'm supposed to tell you seven things you about me that you don't already know. As Erica said, I think I've already revealed all of my secrets. I'm therefore left with trivia.

1. I like a lot of pillows in the bed. Randy does not.


2. I enjoy watching the gorillas at the zoo. They sometimes appear deep in thought.


3. I hung out with the nerds in high school.


4. My favorite snack on a car trip is Rice Krispie Treats.


5. I think in a previous life I must have worked in theater.


6. I refuse to talk on the phone while driving.


7. Every so often, I absolutely crave sushi.

So there you have it. I'm next supposed to nominate fifteen more bloggers, but I would prefer to direct you over to my blogroll. Please explore a blog you don't know and be sure to tell them Bonnie said "hello." :)

Meme: The Shuffle

I saw this meme on another blog and figured it might be fun.  The idea is to put your iPod on shuffle and list the title and artist for first twenty songs that come up, no matter how strange or embarrassing.

Here's my list.

1. Downtown - Petula Clark
2. Sweet Jane - Lou Reed
3. Our House - Crosby Stills Nash and Young
4. Hold on Tight - Electric Light Orchestra
5. Me and Baby Brother - War
6. Billy Jean - Michael Jackson
7. Words - Missing Persons
8. I Get Around - The Beach Boys
9. The Letter - The Box Tops
10. I Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie and the Blowfish
11. If You Leave Me Now - Chicago
12. You Wear It Well - Rod Stewart
13. Band on the Run - Wings
14. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen (LOL!)
15. Come Dancing - The Kinks
16. Play On Love - Jefferson Starship
17. One More Night - Phil Collins
18. Lady - Styx
19. Run through the Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival
20. Love is All Around - The Troggs

I wouldn't say it's an embarrassing list (and it could have been), but I am struck by the fact that all of these songs are OLD. Sure, I love classic rock and all that, but I would have thought at least one song from this millennium might have popped up. As you see, that didn't happen. I guess that says something about my musical tastes.

I screamed when Fat Bottomed Girls started playing. That's just so silly and so borderline on-topic for this off-topic post!

Meme: Spanking Preferences

I haven't done a meme in ages. I've seen this one all over SpankoLife.

1. Would you rather be spanked outside in a cold woodshed or inside by a cozy fire? Light my fire!


2. Would you rather be spanked in public or in private? There is so much more than can be explored in private.


3. Would you rather fantasize about spanking or actually be spanked? It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sting!


4. Would you rather be spanked for your humiliation or for your spanker's pleasure? I am spanked for whatever purpose Randy chooses.


5. Would you rather be spanked by hand or by hairbrush? Yes, please.


6. Would you rather be spanked by belt or by cane? Neither would be my favorite, but I generally accept whatever gifts my man decides to share.


7. Would you rather be spanked by paddle or riding crop? Perhaps a little of each?


8. Would you rather be restrained or unrestrained during your spanking? We play with restraint sometimes, but it's not on the menu every time. Both are enjoyable.


9. Would you rather be spanked until you cried or until you are aroused? Probably neither. I almost never cry during a spanking, but I am often aroused by the time the first swat lands.


10. Would you rather have just a red bottom or welts/bruises? I think it depends upon the spanking. I don't bruise often and I would rather not have my skin broken, but short of that, he is free to whack away as he deems appropriate.


11. Would you rather be spanked for the naughty things you have done or just because you enjoy the experience? A big part of being submissive is letting someone else decide.


12. Would you rather be spanked with pants up/skirt down or pants down/skirt up? I like the progression of a gradual unveiling.


13. Would you rather be spanked with panties up or panties down? Same


14. Would you rather be spanked somewhat clothed or entirely naked? Both have their place, sometimes even within the same session.


15. Would you rather your spanking be strictly disciplinarian or sexually attractive in nature? All spankings, regardless of purpose, are sexual for us.


16. Would you rather be spanked by a male or by a female? Male, and one particular male at that.


17. Would you rather be cuddled or scolded after your spanking? Cuddled, of course.


18. Would you rather be spanked OTK or bent over a table/chair? Either is fine, but I bend over where I'm instructed. It heightens that whole delicious feeling of submission to allow my husband to spank me as he pleases.


19. Would you rather your spanker have physical contact with you? Yes, absolutely!


20. Would you prefer to be spanked in the woods with a tree branch, bent over the hood of a car, or in a school with a ruler bent over the desk of your teacher/principal? Each of them has it's own appeal, but the teacher roleplay is a classic.


21. Would you rather be a brat to your spanker to deserve a spanking or simply ask your spanker for a spanking because you know you needed it? I don't brat. It's not my style. I sometimes ask, but more often, Randy takes the lead on his own.


22. Have you received a spanking in the past week? Happily, I have.


23. Would you rather be spanked for the physical pleasure or the emotional release? I think they go hand in hand.


24. Would you rather tell your best friends you enjoy be spanked or keep it secret? Unless I know they are spankos, secret it must be.


25. Would you rather spanking be a lifestyle choice or just something you dabble in? I've written over 1,100 posts on the subject. I think that qualifies as a lifestyle.


26. Would you rather your lover be a vanilla or a spankoholic too? My lover is a spanko and I am grateful every day.


27. Would you rather be spanked by a stranger or by someone who knew you well? One particular someone who knows me really, really well. :)


28. Would you rather be spanked by despotic, mean person or by a compassionate, benevolent person? How about a compassionate and benevolent man who can act mean and despotic when the situation calls for it?


29. Would you rather be talked to while you are spanked or no talking at all? I love that talk. We recorded some of Randy's spanker monologue. Watch for it in a future post as soon as I get time to transcribe it.


30. Would you rather get one swat at a time with pauses to let the sting set in or a continuous tanning to build up the fire? I usually get a combination of both. Each has its place.


31. Would you rather be forced into a spanking or willingly submit into a spanking? I'll submit. I know the benefits outweigh the temporary discomfort of having a sore bottom.


32. Would you rather have a safe word or be pushed beyond your preconceived limits? I have a safeword and it is always honored, but that doesn't mean we can't push my limits sometimes.


33. Would you rather your spanker know your spanking history or is ignorance bliss? Randy IS my spanking history.


34. Would you rather be spanked by multiple people at one time or just by one person at one time? Just one.


35. Would you rather be spanked once a day or once every few months? One a day is probably too often for any extended period of time, but the other option would be unbearable.


36. Would you rather your spanker be deeply in tune or be totally unaffected to your experience as a spankee? I prefer a beautiful harmony.


37. Would you rather a closer physical relationship or a closer emotional relationship with your spanker? I need both.


38. Would you rather your spanker ice your bottom down after a spanking or send you to the corner to display his/her accomplishment? It's all good.


39. Would you rather your spanker be the person you wish to live the rest of your life with (i.e. marriage) or the person you can call on when your tushy tickles? My spanker is my husband and I cannot imagine a better arrangement.


40. Would you rather spanking be a part of love making or not a part of love making? Oh, yes. Spanking and lovemaking each make the other more enjoyable.


41. Would you rather your spanker have total control over you when you are being spanked or do you still want to have some control while you are being spanked? He can have control. If I need to bail out (a very rare occurrence, but it has happened), I have my safeword.


42. Would you rather be humiliated or respected during your spanking? While I think every human deserves a degree of basic respect, neither of those words describe how I wish to feel during a spanking. I want to feel loved, cared for, submissive, and connected.


43. Would you rather spanking become part of a bigger BDSM alternative lifestyle or spanking just be spanking for spanking sake? We're spankos. We sometimes spice up our play with some of the milder elements of BDSM, that doesn't change who we are.


44. Would you rather be filmed during a spanking to share your exhibitionist naughtiness or are you too modest to show your bum to the world? That wouldn't be our thing, though I have great respect and appreciation for those who do record and share their spankings.


45. Would you rather your spanking be gentle and gradual or painful and abrupt? It depends upon the spanking.


46. Would you rather be defiant or fearful going into a spanking? It's rare that I am either.


47. Would you rather be spanked exclusively in your own bedroom or anyplace else other than your own bedroom? Wherever we can clear a space!


48. Would you rather be spanked exclusively on your bottom or other places could be interesting too? I would prefer that he stick to spanking my bottom, but Randy sometimes likes to venture down onto my upper thighs where I'm not quite so well padded (ouch!)


49. Would you rather a spanking be a surprise or be something you have to look forward to? I look forward to Randy's surprises.


50. Would you rather spanking be a part of role playing kinkiness or a response to events that have happened in reality? Both, I think. We don't do discipline, per se, but real events will sometimes cause me to need a stress relief type of spanking. As for play, we live for those!

Meme: Seven Up

I've been tagged by both Cowgirl and Thomas. I guess I ought to respond.

The Rules-
* Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
* Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.
* Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
* Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

OK, here are seven slightly weird and somewhat random facts about me.

1. When I was in high school, I didn't like wearing a swim suit because it highlighted my big bottom. All these years later, Randy encourages me to wear one for precisely the same reason.


2. I don't have a response for the reader who tells me that he wanks to my photograph.


3. I have all but lost interest in television. There's nothing new there. I think radio is even worse.


4. I need to buy a new car.


5. We've seen whales in the wild.


6. I can't imagine being retired.


7. I think scientists should apply genetic engineering to create a kitty cat who doesn't barf.

I'm not going to tag anyone because many friends have already done this meme. However, if anyone wishes to pursue it, please consider yourselves tagged.

PK's Meme

I can't even remember the last time I completed one of these memes. Anyhow, this one is from PK.

1. What is your occupation? Technical writer - In other words, I get to interpret the incomprehensible for the incapable at the instruction of the inarticulate who insist that investment in innovation should be institutionalized.

2. What color are your socks right now? They're white cotton footies

3. What are you listening to right now? The song "Sara" by Fleetwood Mac

4. Last thing you ate? One piece of Dove dark chocolate. OK, maybe more than one... :D

5. Can you drive a stick shift? No way

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? It would match the background of my blog

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Randy

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Sent? I swiped it from PK, and yes, of course I like her.

9. How old are you? I was Methuselah's babysitter

10. Favorite drink? A sweet and healthy fruit juice

11. What is your favorite sport to watch? Football

12. Have you ever dyed your hair? No, I pay someone to do it for me

13. Pets? Kitties

14. Favorite food? There are so many wonderful choices. Right now, I have a taste for Panang Gai. It's a Thai sweet curry chicken with rice.

15. What was the last movie you watched? We saw the National Treasure sequel (it was entertaining in a dopey sort of way)

16. What was the last book you read? It was a new insomnia cure that I had to slog through for work. Standardizing business processes... Where's my Tylenol?

17. What do you do to vent anger? Working out, or at least that's what I'm supposed to do

18. What was your favorite toy as a child? A talking doll with a pull string. I wished I could change what she said to better fit the situation. I could have gotten into lots of trouble!

19. What is your favorite season? Autumn

20. Hugs or kisses? That depends... With whom am I exchanging this sign of affection?

21. Cherries, blueberries or strawberries? I love them all and any of them would be delightful!

Blogger Meme

I guess everyone else has completed this meme. It must be my turn.

1. What was the first blog that you regularly read?

There were several that I really admired including the Spanking Blog by SpankBoss, Patty's previous blog, I'll Beg by Kasey, Angelbrat by Tracy, and a couple more that are now defunct.

These were the folks who inspired me to try my hand at blogging. SpankBoss taught me that even a subject as seemingly narrow as adult spanking can be presented in a thousand interesting ways. Patty instructed me about the value of posting regularly and delivering a quality product. From Kasey, I learned that a blog could be a place to share wondrous emotions and fantastically sexy experiences. Tracy showed me through her example that it's often better to paint a vivid picture in the reader's imagination than to post an explicit photo that leaves nothing to the imagination.

Beyond the basic subject matter, my blog isn't much like any of these. But all of them helped to shape what this blog became.

2. Do you remember the first blogger with whom you had an e-mail relationship?

I believe it was Janeen. If you're out there, we still love you!

3. Why did you create your blog?

I wanted to share a collection of original spanking stories I had written. I also had a few ideas for new articles I wanted to explore. I figured I would run out of material within a couple of months.

4. When was your first post, and who was your first commenter?

It was September 24, 2005. I recall getting very, very few comments during the first month of my blog. I posted a bunch of my all time favorite stories and it seemed that no one noticed.

This is why I make a special effort to greet and encourage new bloggers. I almost gave up because I received no feedback at all - good, bad, or otherwise. Needless to say, I'm glad I stuck with it.

5. Are there blogs that you absolutely have to visit daily?

Yes. The list is so lengthy that I've started using an RSS reader in hopes of doing a better job of keeping up.

6. Is your blog categorized? (i.e. Comedy, Literary, Personal Angst, Etc.)

If I get to categorize it, MBS is a spanko blog - Nothing more and nothing less.

7. Do you see an end to your blogging someday?

Yes, of course. All things must pass.

8. What are you wearing right this very minute?

It's a summer weight pink nightgown with white lace trim.

Eva's Card Meme

I borrowed this meme from Eva.

My Name: Bonnie

Childhood ambition: To prove that girls can be astronauts too

Fondest memory: Meeting my granddaughter

Sound track: 60s and 70s Pop

Retreat: My writing

Wildest dream: Seeing my crazy spanko fantasies (like the festival, the TV network, the college, or the resort) become reality

Proudest moment: Our daughter's college graduation

Biggest challenge: Prioritizing

Alarm clock: An annoying little squeakbox

Perfect Day: Walking on the beach with Randy, stopping on the boardwalk for chowder, and then returning to our beach front villa for a rollicking romp amid the sounds of crashing waves

First job: Waitress - Old men creeped me out by staring at me, but they left great tips

Indulgence: Randy

Last purchase: Groceries

Favorite movie for the moment: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Inspiration: My readers

My life: Not quite as I planned, but pretty darn good overall

My card: Amex

Meme: Three's a Crowd

Gem tagged me for this meme.

Three Things That Scare Me:

• War, hatred, and hostility


• Ignorance, especially when it’s voluntary


• Driving in heavy traffic

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:

• Randy


• Our neighbor with his amateur civil engineering projects in the back yard


• Mel Brooks

Three Things I Love:

• My husband


• Spankings (complete with all the trimmings, of course)


• Vacation

Three Things I Hate/Severely Dislike:

• The oil change place where they pester you to buy things that you didn’t even know you had, let alone need to have replaced.


• Intolerance


• Spam mail

Three Things I Don’t Understand:

• How gasoline can go up 50 cents per gallon in one day


• Why guys like their gadgets so much


• How I can still think up new things to say about spanking after all this time

Three Things On My Desk:

• Bills


• A pen


• A camera

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

• Typing


• Listening to music


• Trying to think of a third answer

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

• Retire


• Watch our granddaughter grow up


• Write the stage play I have in my head

Three Things I Can Do:

• Speak in front of a group


• Write about my feelings


• Learn from others’ mistakes as well as my own

Three Things I Can’t Do:

• Fix mechanical things


• Kill bugs


• Lie to Randy

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:

• Your heart


• Your conscience


• Your intuition

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:

• Spam messages


• TV advertisements


• Anyone who is certain they are correct

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

• Patience


• Serenity


• To let good enough be good enough

Three Favorite Foods:

• Chocolate


• Chocolate


• Chocolate

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

• Captain Kangaroo


• Ed Sullivan


• Laugh-In

Three Things I Regret:

• Not spending more time with the old folks


• How far away my daughter and granddaughter are


• Not living on a planet with a longer day

Meme: Seven Questions

I’ve been tagged with this meme three times. I guess I ought to complete it.

Question #1: What are three of the stupidest things you've done in your life?

• Rushing to graduate from college early and not enjoying the experience for what it was


• Trying to change myself to please people who really didn’t matter


• Spending too much time and energy on the day to day demands of motherhood and too little living in the moment

Question #2: At the current moment, who has the most influence on your life?

That would be Randy, of course. He’s my lover, my confidant, my best friend, and he still looks hot in a pair of swim trunks.

Question #3: If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick five people to dine with, who would you pick?

• My grandmother


• Mark Twain


• Mahatma Gandhi


• Leonardo da Vinci


• George Gershwin

Question #4: If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?

• Enduring peace throughout the world


• A meaningful and rewarding job for every adult


• The opportunity and the right for every child to simply be a child

Question #5: Someone is visiting your hometown/place where you live at the moment. Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid.

We don’t have (a) a coherent, positive vision of what this place is and why anyone might want to visit, let alone live here, and (b) Well-established and well-endowed arts organizations.

Things to avoid include (a) one thousand fast food restaurants, and (b) any of the cheesy attractions aimed at tourists.

I would have responded “road construction,” except that no one can escape that!

Question #6: Name one event that has changed your life.

Since I can name just one, I will choose the birth of our daughter. Nothing was ever the same after that. I’ve always believed that parenthood is not something you do so much as something you become. Once you are a parent, you are always a parent.

Question #7: Is not a question. It's a command. Tag five other people.

As a latecomer to the party, I think most people have already been tagged. However, if you’re reading this and you haven’t done the meme and you would like to, please consider yourself the proud recipient of a tag from me.

Another Meme

I hadn’t completed a meme in months. Now here's the second in as many days. This one comes from Luna via Padme.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - Bedtime is best


2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - South


3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - Chicken


4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - No


5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - Right


6. Candles or incense? - Candles


7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - Sure


8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - Yes


9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - How soon do you want it?


10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? - Car


11. Shower or bath? - Am I alone?


12. Do you pee in the shower? - Never


13. Mexican or Chinese food? - I love them both, so I’ll take whichever others want


14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - Aggressive


15. Do you own sex toys? - Uh huh


16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - Ick!


17. Your favorite restaurant? - It’s a mom and pop Thai place


18. What did you have for lunch today? - Turkey sandwich


19. When did you last fall down? - I don’t recall


20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? - Not seriously


21. Love or money? - L’amour


22. Credit cards or cash? - Depends upon the location and the type of transaction


23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - Not really


24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - Vanilla? I think not…


25. How do you like your steak cooked? - No steak for me, thank you


26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - Huevos rancheros


27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - I don’t think so


28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - Are you kidding me? Give us the soft bed.


29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - I don’t even want to think about it


30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - Maybe for ten million dollars


31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? - Ew! I’d like to avoid both


32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - Does it come in chocolate?


33. Ever been to a strip club? - Yes


34. Ever been to a bar? - Yes


35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - No


36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - Not that I recall LOL


37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Yes


38. Had sex in the car? - Yes


39. Had sex at the beach? - Yes


40. Had sex in a movie theater? - Not by Bill Clinton’s definition!


41. Had sex in a bathroom? - Yes


42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? - Yes


43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? - My husband!


44. Have you been caught having sex? - Yes


45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - No


46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - Yes, Randy does

Monday Meme

Here's a meme I borrowed from MsBehavn at Shared Insight.

1. What curse word do you use the most? - Probably the S-word prefaced by Oh! as a expression of surprise.


2. Do you own an ipod? - Yes, and I can't imagine how I survived for so many years without it!


3. What person on your f-list do you talk to the most? - Uh, my husband?


4. What time is your alarm clock set to? - Six


5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed? - No.


6. Do you remember where you were on September 11th, 2001? - I was at work.


7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? - I'll hold the camera...


8. What was the last movie you watched? - The Queen


9. Do any of your friends have children? - Yes.


10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? - I hope not, because it's not true.


11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? - No way. I have a man in my bed for that.


12. What CD is currently in your CD player? - Sacred by Los Lonely Boys


13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? - Must I?


14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? - Yup


15. When was the last time you had Starbucks? - I have no idea


16. Can you whistle? - I can


17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - Hands and arms


18. What are you looking forward to? - My granddaughter's first birthday next weekend


19. Did you watch cartoons as a child? - Yes


20. Do you own any band t-shirts? - Randy does


21. What will you be doing in one hour? - Still messing with blog stuff


22. Is anyone in love with you? - Not other than my husband


23. What was the last song you heard? - That Lady by The Isley Brothers


24. Last time you cried? - Last week when my co-worker's mother died


25. Desktop computer or a laptop? - Desktop, but I aspire to become mobile


26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? - Uh uh


27. What's the weather like? - Cloudy


28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos? - Doubtful


29. What did you do before this? - Answered questions for a blog interview


30. When is the last time you slept on the floor? - I don't recall, but I'm sure I didn't enjoy it.


31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? - Six


32. Do you eat breakfast daily? - Mostly


33. Are your days fast-paced? - Whoosh! What was that?


34. What did you do last night? - Got a good spanking and then made love with Randy!


35. Do you use sarcasm? - Never! Absolutely not! How dare you even insinuate...?


36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? - I'm not telling, but I think my parent's copyright has expired.


37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? - Yep. Call it an occupational hazard.


38. Have you ever been to Six Flags? - Yes, and I think there are a number of better amusement parks around.


39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex? - In general, it's the opposite. Women can be so nasty sometimes. Yet my best friends are female.


40. Do you like mustard? - Are we talking about the condiment or the toxic gas? The former is all right in moderation.


41. Do you sleep on your side? - Often


42. Do you watch the news? - No. I'd rather read it on the web.


43. How did you get one of your scars? - One day, right before Christmas, my appendix joined the opposition


44. Who was the last person to make you mad? - A little twit at work whose concept of project management consists of constant pestering

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