Another Meme

I hadn’t completed a meme in months. Now here's the second in as many days. This one comes from Luna via Padme.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - Bedtime is best


2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - South


3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - Chicken


4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - No


5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - Right


6. Candles or incense? - Candles


7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - Sure


8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - Yes


9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - How soon do you want it?


10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? - Car


11. Shower or bath? - Am I alone?


12. Do you pee in the shower? - Never


13. Mexican or Chinese food? - I love them both, so I’ll take whichever others want


14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - Aggressive


15. Do you own sex toys? - Uh huh


16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - Ick!


17. Your favorite restaurant? - It’s a mom and pop Thai place


18. What did you have for lunch today? - Turkey sandwich


19. When did you last fall down? - I don’t recall


20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? - Not seriously


21. Love or money? - L’amour


22. Credit cards or cash? - Depends upon the location and the type of transaction


23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - Not really


24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - Vanilla? I think not…


25. How do you like your steak cooked? - No steak for me, thank you


26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - Huevos rancheros


27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - I don’t think so


28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - Are you kidding me? Give us the soft bed.


29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - I don’t even want to think about it


30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - Maybe for ten million dollars


31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? - Ew! I’d like to avoid both


32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - Does it come in chocolate?


33. Ever been to a strip club? - Yes


34. Ever been to a bar? - Yes


35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - No


36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - Not that I recall LOL


37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Yes


38. Had sex in the car? - Yes


39. Had sex at the beach? - Yes


40. Had sex in a movie theater? - Not by Bill Clinton’s definition!


41. Had sex in a bathroom? - Yes


42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? - Yes


43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? - My husband!


44. Have you been caught having sex? - Yes


45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - No


46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - Yes, Randy does