Recap: MBS Spanko Brunch for July 15

I guess I won’t ever need to ask the question, “Are spankos simply more inventive than their vanilla brethren?” We already addressed it this week. Our topic was things to see and do at a midsummer spanking festival. As you will see, there are lots of fun choices.

I would like to extend a special warm MBS welcome to Brad and Abby. I’m delighted that you stopped in and added your ideas.

Paige Tyler: Fun question! There would be lots of spanking-related activities, of course, like games, demonstrations of spanking implements and techniques, informative lectures for both beginners and experienced alike, vendors selling everything from implements to books, and even spanking performances!

Spankoe: How about a spank-or-tank where the spanker can spank the victim and drop them in a tank of water? They could cool the spank by a dunk in the tank. Even if that’s not practical, it sure sounds like fun for a hot summer spanko-faire day.

Maybe there could be cutout figures (similar to the muscle man and beach babe where you stick your head through the hole to appear as the latter) except the cut-out part would be the butt for spankees to poke their own butts through to receive random paddlings and have pictures taken while receiving said paddlings from the spankers who want to play.

How about a spanko-go-round with spankees butt-up so the spankers can swat cheeks on the fly as the calliope goes round and round?

Instead of the mallet and bell strong man game it could be a big rubber butt and oak paddle to see who packs the mightiest wallop on the spank-o-meter.

I like the idea of vendors and lectures and stuff too, but there could be some fun goofy stuff too.

Paul: Apart from all the fun of the fair, plus kinky films and vendors selling everything from clothing to implements.

How about a spanko-thon? We’d use volunteers only, of course. How about a medieval touch? We could have a spanko tournament where the spankees are mounted on wooden horses bare butt up, and their knights are mounted on real horses. The winner to be the one who completed the course fastest having given the required strokes to each presented butt.

And let’s not forget private withdrawing rooms so that each spankee can receive the aftercare that they need.

What a blast, Bonnie. *G*

Brad D.: Wasn't there a scene like this in the movie, Exit to Eden?

I envision wandering characters like those at Disneyland. I think it would be fun to see some spankable or spanking characters such as Paris Hilton, Madonna, Maureen O'Hara, and Lucy Arnaz, and for the guys, John Wayne, Robert Horton and Elvis.

As for the booths, well, you should have a schoolroom, a family parlor, a prison strapping room, and a few bucolic outdoor scenes for over-the-log or tressed-up-on-a-tree limb scenes.

For souvenirs, well, remember all those spanking paddles of our youth with the silly sayings and embarrassing pictures?

Amber: Oh what fun ! Instead of a kissing booth, we could have a spanking booth (so many tickets earn so many swats of course). Remember the cartoon portraits? A personalized caricature in your favorite spanking position would be a great spanking fair souvenir. Or perhaps we could try the old vintage western saloon photos, done in a spanking pose of course.

The cake walk could be replaced with a "Paddle walk." Contests and auctions could offer spanking implements. The sounds of smacks, squeals, and giggles could be heard for miles. As for the smell, besides the yummy smell of your traditional festival/fair foods, I would think there would also be the pleasant aroma of wood and leather in the air. The list could go on forever. :)

Jean Marie: My first thought was that it'd be kind of like a Shadowlane party. It would be a fete for our fetish, a grand get-together of like-minded people. But, this could be better / different. The festival would take place during the daytime and out in the open summer air. Due to the factors, it would have an energy all its own.

Perhaps it would be best to have designated areas for specific interests. The whole fair grounds could be called Spank City. Inside, there could be subdivisions such as LeatherLand for strap and belt enthusiasts or the Paddle Palace for aficionados of that implement. I imagine the largest neighborhood would have to be the Hand-to-Heiny Headquarters for lovers of the good, old fashioned, over the knee spanking by palm.

I would think that couples would predominate, but we don't want to exclude singles. Romance can be excitingly kindled when a bottom is enticingly warmed. So, Bonnie's patented self-spanking machine would be a major attraction. Scores of bottoms would be lining up, dropping drawers, and bending over for a dose of mechanized discipline. Scores of tops would be carefully observing the scene. (Oooh, that young lady just took a very long, very hard paddling from the machine, she's my kind of submissive, let me introduce myself...)

More than at other theme parks, places to sit down for OTK fans would be necessary, so lots of straight-backed, armless chairs are scattered across the grounds. Half the crowd couldn't use them without seat-cushions, however, due to their toasty tushies. These would be available for a nominal fee (a heavy price already having been paid by the spankee). Other vendors might sell cotton candy, and offer to pinken your cheeks while it is whipped up, or candied apples (I don't know about you, but I always get sticky when my apple of an ass is made red and delicious).

Some of the appeal of spanking is its spontaneity, so Spanking Police would be patrolling the fairgrounds. They might issue tickets for girls in too short a pair of short-shorts, or too revealing a bikini bottom, etc., but also they might issue citations for eminently spankable derrieres.

A popular attraction at regular fairs is the kissing booth. How about a booth where any submissive could have her freshly disciplined backside kissed?

As we all know, spanky often leads to hanky-panky, so, just like at Disney World, a resort-style major hotel might be necessary right next door to the theme park, so that couples can get a room right after they get riled-up from reddened and roasted rumps.

In summary, I think that this fair would rival Disneyland as "the happiest place on Earth," even if a few spank-induced tears are shed.

Abby: Oh my goodness! Back in my Renaissance Faire days (of which I had, perhaps, three total), I used to have a fantasy about a booth that sold straps and canes, with spanking benches out front. Spanking wasn't the theme of the faire, but the booth was for naughty wenches whose companion, be it friend, lover, or frustrated faire-goer, could purchase an implement and then make use of it then and there. In the fantasy, I worked as the assistant, with my long skirt up over my head most of the time.

For your spanking fair, I think there ought to be counting games. I'm thinking of one in which the player/victim submits to an unannounced number of strokes of a chosen implement, then at the end has to guess how many he/she received. I would lose every time! But I'd have fun trying.

Bonnie: Here are some random ideas:

• Spanking Court – Where miscreants are dispensed our special brand of justice


• The Hot Seat Café – This spanking-themed food service tent features barbecued rump roast, hot crossed buns, and fanny fries. (Sorry no pizza this year – someone keeps stealing the pizza paddle)


• Paddlerama – The fast action live spanking game show event where couples compete to answer rapid fire questions about general spanking knowledge. Winners swat, losers squat!


• The Bottom Line – TBL is a place for learning, sharing, and understanding. Newbies and veteran spankos alike will pick up useful tips and enhance their skills.


• Double sno-cones in an elongated cone designed so two ice mounds sit side by side (available in cherry only).


• Belts of Doom – An entertaining musical stage performance, featuring an exclusive preview of six catchy songs from the upcoming off-Broadway musical “Swish, Swat, Wow!”


• Swats of Love – This is a spanking booth where spankers pay to swat willing volunteers. All proceeds benefit the Hollywood Home for Retired Spanking Models.


• The Arcade – No longer home to mere video games, our arcade features two state-of-the-art virtual reality spanking simulators! Spankers can actually feel as though they are paddling or caning any one of dozens of virtual spankees, complete with realistic responses!


• The Mall – The vendor mall at the spanking festival is the ideal spot to test and then purchase every imaginable spanking-related item. What ever the need, from brushes to benches, costumes to canes, props to paddles, restraints to rulers, our mall has it all! Best of all, the craftspeople and spanking experts will be on hand to describe and demonstrate.

Now I really want to go…

Scout: I envision one of those "bring history to life" places. Artisans in both Leatherland and Woodworld use traditional tools and methods to craft their wares, which naturally are for both demonstration and sale. Actors in period costume stage vignettes to show how the implements were put to use (here's the chastened young bride who ran up accounts at the dressmaker's, etc.).

The food court has a "Spanking Dieter's" section that serves both salads (those who've been freshly spanked) and French fries (those who want to be). The sounds are glorious thwacks and attendees make good use of the generous number of benches set about.

Whew! That was amazing. I guess this wraps up our spanko brunch for another week. I hope you’ll all join us again next Sunday.

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