Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for Apr 1

In honor of April Fool's Day, our brunch dealt with practical jokes, silliness, and the lighter side of spanking. Here are your thoughts.

Spankoe: I'm currently getting reacquainted with a former flame from a few years ago. For my April Fools joke on him, I confessed over Yahoo IM that I had found Jesus, and was no longer into spankings, tie downs, and all that heinous stuff. I had Jesus and didn't need it anymore.

Wow! There was no response for a minute. An incredulous, "You gave up your Celtic-Pagan beliefs?" came next. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't make him go through that any more. "April Fools," I typed. I could feel his relief from 500 miles away!

I think I may end up paying for my little joke soon though! I can hardly wait!

Anon VII: One April 1st, my dear little play partner approached me, dressed in her high platform shoes. With a contrived embarrassed expression, she looked up at me out of the tops of her big eyes, told me she'd been naughty (which, of course, was only role-playing), then pulled a wicked-looking paddle from behind her back, handed it to me, and promptly bent over with feet at shoulder width, hands on knees, back arched properly downward, and bum poked properly upward. As I lifted her skirt, she looked back at me with more than the usual gleam in her eye, so I knew something in addition to her little rump was up.

I positioned the weapon, patted it on her sit spots two or three times, then gave her a test pop like I always do with a new implement.

"Come on, get with it!" She exclaimed. "I'm so randy I can't stand it!"

I then drew back and let fly with a fast three-quarter swing from the shoulder and a quick wrist-snap. The crack of the paddle was followed instantly by the sound of splintering wood and the sound of a board hitting the hardwood floor. My right fist, which was clutching the grip of the paddle, continued sweeping across my body and became airborne off to my left, almost sweeping up and hitting the left side of my head. I suddenly realized that I was holding the grip and nothing more in my hand.

A giggle from her morphed into a peal of laughter. She had been to our local toy store and gotten me a gag gift in the form of a paddle with the back of the grip sawed almost all the way through with a paper-thin blade and the cut painted over. Guess who felt like a true April fool?

NaughtyLele: I was over my hubby's lap once while he was giving me an extended warm-up (the kind where it starts out not hard at all and slowly builds), when I got a little mischievous! So, of course, I decided to tie his shoelaces together. It seemed amusing at the time, except that he noticed before I could even finish. Then he got on with the "real" spanking. OW! And yes, I fully intend to try that again soon...hopefully with success this time!

I can't possibly be the only bottom to have tried this, right?

Allie: I think it would be fun to draw a silly face on my bottom, so when Alex pulled down my panties to spank, he couldn’t help but laugh at it!

Bonnie: Randy plays a lot of head games with me, like this one. Every so often, though, I try to reciprocate. Occasionally, these stunts work. For example, I once coated the smooth handle of a wooden hairbrush with a thin layer of KY jelly. When he lifted it into the air in preparation for a brisk spanking, it slipped from his grasp, sailed across the bedroom, and bounced against the wall with a resounding thud. I still got my spanking, and with interest, but I think I laughed the entire time.

Other times, my plans backfire (and my back end feels the fire!).

I hope your April Fool's Day was a goofy one! See you next week.

Keywords: spanking, spanking humor, My Bottom Smarts, spanko brunch