It's one thing to take a spanking and quite another to let the whole world know about it. The latter experience is typically a lot more painful. To avoid the embarrassment of outing oneself, MBS offers these ten simple suggestions as a public service.
- If you must examine your marks in a public restroom, make sure there is no one in the stalls
- When visiting a kitchen store, resist the temptation to test wooden implements by striking them against your bottom
- It's best not to bring in a cushion from home and place it on your chair at work
- Try not to blush when a coworker tells a story about riding in a paddleboat
- There's no need to quickly hide your hairbrush whenever someone walks into the room
- Don't linger too long at the leather belt display in the men's department
- Should you find it necessary to knead a recently tenderized bottom, turn your back to a wall to maximize discretion
- When staying at a hotel, run water in the shower and turn up the television to mask spanking sounds
- If you operate a spanko blog, don't publish your full name, location, or employer
- Ask your lover very sweetly to please stop swatting you in front of all these people
11 comments :
That was so funny, Bonnie. I just adore your sense of humor.
How funny Bonnie,
I have thought about doing at least 6 of these thing!! I remember feeling panic when a friend stopped by and the hair brush had been left on the couch. I looked calm but I felt as if we had left the flogger out!!
Elis
So funny! Thanks for the tips! D :}
Too funny, Bonnie!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Vey funny Bonnie! Number 10 was the 'last drop'.
Yeah, we do have atendency to hide hairbrushes and normal stuff just because we think it's kinky...
Add also: Do not melt and go silent all of a sudden in front of your friends the moment they mention the word 'spank'.
Hugz,
Kay
Dear Bonnie, after some sixty years as a spanko and proud of it, I don't fear outing myself, if I do, I hope that it gives everybody a good belly laugh.
Thanks for an amusing post Bonnie.
Hugs,
Paul.
I liked the couch pillow at work... I could actually see me doing that... guess it's good that I'm a homeschool teacher now, huh?
Great list, Bonnie, and great for a big old chuckle at the end of my day!
Hugs,
Tiggr
Can I add one?
remember when the beloved is talking to you on teh phone threatening your bum and your boss is nearby - TURN THE VOLUME OF THE PHONE DOWN!!!!!
Not sure if he heard, but, Lord, was I red!!!
cuddlybum
Anon - Thank you! I appreciate your comment.
Elis - That one cracks me up too. Why on Earth do I rush to ditch a simple, innocent hairbrush?
D - You're welcome.
Tigger Too - Thank you.
Kay - I do that sometimes! You'd think after all these years of accepting spankings and writing about the subject almost every day that I would gain a certain immunity from blushing. Not so. As soon as there is a reference to somebody "getting their butt whipped," no matter how metaphorical or vanilla the context, I tend to turn red at the front end. It's absolutely involuntary. That's where the weinermobile comes in...
Paul - I hope I reach that stage someday too.
Anne Elizabeth - Thanks!
Tiggr - Yes, that is probably a good thing! I have avoid being conspicuous in terms of squirming in my seat. More than once a concerned co-worker has asked me, "You OK?" That's where the alibis come in...
Cuddly - Yep, that's a good point too. Thanks.
Bonnie, that was absolutely hilarious! Well done!
Thanks for the laughs!
xoxo,
Kate
Funny and informative. Another great post
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