All my life, I've heard those words:
| Large bottom | Bodacious Booty | Wide load |
| Protruding posterior | Round rump | Baby got back |
| Loose caboose | Middle age spread | Bubble butt |
| Bountiful backside | Bulbous behind | Big back porch |
Sometimes the talk is complimentary. Other times, it's derogatory. Either way, there is no escaping this reality - my seat is more than complete. Don't bother trying to convince me otherwise. I've been buying clothes to cover it since I was a teenager.
I used to feel self-conscious about this condition. And given the way women are too often portrayed in the media, who wouldn't? I knew full well that I didn't look like a model.
I used to think I could do something about it. I tried diets, exercise plans, and fashion secrets. What I discovered was that a big bottom looks even larger when it's attached to a skinny woman.
The only reasonable alternative left was to embrace my bootiliciousness. Who says anorexic is beautiful? I decided that healthy is beautiful. For me, that meant learning to love the curves that nature provided.
Acordingly, here are my top ten reasons why having a large posterior is advantageous:
- No belt required to hold up pants
- Makes a good pillow
- No lap belt needed on amusement park rides
- Helpful for balancing children or groceries
- Invites partner to spank (and more!)
- Good for sitting on wooden bleachers for long stretches
- Makes a great, solid-sounding thwack when paddled
- A good foundation protects against blowing away on windy days
- Jiggles when swatted
- Attracts spanko men
Keywords: spanking, big bottom, My Bottom Smarts
28 comments :
What a great post! Many men wish more women thought as you do.
More to spank. What more could a real man ask for?
Here's to loving what ya got!
Bonny you have fabulos assests ( ;) )
I've got my connection back, by the way, and I'm voractiously reading EVERYTHING that I've missed!
Great points! Wish I had more padding, I'm a little thin in the end - pun intended. D :}
Great post, Bonnie!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Why do I have the song, I like big butts and I cannot lie, no other brothers can deny... on my mind???
Great post.
HUGS!
grace
I doubt that many of us look like models. I wonder why the media doesn't see this??
Thoughtful post.
Bonnie, as far as I'm concerned you are beautiful, and I'm certain Randy agrees.
Nice post Bonnie, thanks.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
my favorite saying is junk in the trunk. i've always had a big butt. my husband loves my butt big time. lol. finally i've come to enjoy my butt. not everyone cup of tea. so be it. jammin33333
I like it here! I feel beautiful and normal!
Hugs,
Elis
Bonnie~ Can we talk? I mean about #6? I dunno. My butt is HUGE and it didn't help me one bit last weekend when I had to do some serious bleacher time. Or perhaps it might have been much worse without the padding. I suppose it would have been but it still wasn't exactly pleasant.
Eva
Your tush is one of the most delectable sights on the web!
My hubby loves my big bottom also. I gave up worrying about it a long time ago, life is too short.
Take care,
Luv,
Lily.
Bonnie,
Thank you for yet another beautiful shot of your magnificent butt...into my "Bonnie" folder it goes, LOL! I'm sure your husband Randy already knows this, but he is one of the luckiest guys in the world, able to have his hands over that fantastic, plump ass whenever he wants and, even better, able to have your delicious derriere over his knees for spankings aplenty! I can only imagine the great, solid-sounding thwack the paddle makes on your butt...Yummy! My wife also has a plump rump but it isn't quite as exquisite as yours, Bonnie. Yours is the gold standard.
I wish more women that are similarly endowed as you are would be as proud of thier assets. Nothing annoys me more than to see a woman with a great shape, thick hips and thighs, cover that shape with a long shirt or sweater around their waist. Don't they know what they are depriving spanko men of???
Thanks again for your thoughts and great photos. Now if we could just see that butt in something white...LOL!
Tony
Anon - Thanks. I think many women struggle, as I did, with conflicting messages on this topic. The key for me was to ignore the negativity. I now focus upon what I know to be true and what my lover has told me since day one.
Ross - If Randy likes my bottom as it is (and I can assure you that he does), that's what matters most.
Doc - Thanks.
I wondered what happened to you. I'm glad you've returned!
Fresh - Me too, on both counts!
D - I think the same logic applies at the other end of the spectrum. There is no single definition of physical attractiveness. The genuine beauty lies within anyway.
Tigger - Thank you.
Grace - LOL I resemble that remark.
Maggie - That's a good question, and one to which I don't the answer. Perhaps it's because they take a lot of advertising money from firms that sell products and services that claim to make us look younger, thinner, and more alluring.
Paul - Thank you!
Jammin - I forgot that one. The key for me was accepting who I am. Once I cleared that obstacle, many things in life became easier.
Elis - That's because you ARE beautiful and normal!
Eva - It definitely helps. If you don't believe me, ask any man in the same predicament. Randy, with his skinny butt, really suffers in those situations.
Of course, #6 works better if it isn't preceded by #5.
Alex - Thank you.
Lily - That's a great way to say it.
Tony - I hear no complaints from Randy.
As I said above, girls and women hear a barrage of messages about body shape and appearance. For those of us who don't look like Barbie, it can be really destructive. Worse yet, a lot of other women (and some men) buy into this unrealistic standard. The result is a society that is obsessed with thinness to the exclusion of many other, more important values (like health and happiness).
I for one choose not to play that game any more. Real women have curves!
I love my curves, and wish my bottom was larger actually because it isn't, but is still spankable. I'm glad to see the trend moving away from anorexic girls. J loves my curves and as long as I am at a healthy weight and am toned (Which I constantly work at), I don't have to be skinny. I don't actually want to be skinny. I've been there and done that. I'm happy with my body just the way it is.
Great article...loved your top (or bottom) 10.
One more description....'she's got junk in her trunk'. And that is a compliment!!
You have a beautiful bottom..BTW.
Greg
Bonnie,
Well of course Randy won't complain...he gets to spank that butt! Duh! LOL ; )
Tony
LOL! Anything that invites a spanking can't be bad :-)
Some shelf in the back and some hips to the side and the woman is perfect. I'm guessing you qualify in both, and as I've said before, Randy is a lucky guy.
Great ass pic! You would enjoy my current contest, check it out if you dare :-)
I ONLY like a bubble butt to spank!!! To me, the bigger the better, as long as the SHAPE is bubble-butted round. Nothing turns me on more than a big round butt - except spanking it, or having it sit on my face in a pair of white nylon full cut brief panties. ;)
~Storm - I think you look beautiful! Long live curviness.
Greg - Thanks!
Tony - He does indeed, and with great glee.
GG - I completely agree.
Marcus - I definitely have all of that.
Every time I tell Randy how lucky everyone says he is, he considers it an opportunity to press that luck. Shortly thereafter, I get to be the lucky one, complete with a very sore posterior.
DJS - Thanks!
Anon - That sounds like a recipe for some rollicking fun. Enjoy!
# 10 is what I am, and your very attractive. Remember, the bigger the butt the bigger the paddle. LOL
Anon - If that's case, I'm in big trouble!
Lady, you rock. I describe myself as 'coming from a curvy people'. People that that from it what they will. I'm not married, yet. But I have hope. Thanks for the words. -Audrey
in my 22 years of life I always remember being more attracted to women with rounder hips, bigger thighs, and a big round bottom. Girls, if you've got these, please don't feel bad cuz to guys like me you look BETTER than all the super models put together, because you have a softness to which there is no comparison, a natural beauty with no equal and you are attractive, beautiful, and irresistable!
Oh and we know they give you tips on how to hide your bottom on TV and in the magazines, but that's not what the guys who are looking for you want ;) wear something to show it off sometime!
Interesting blog! I'm glad to see there are people like you!
P.S. You have a gorgeous bottom!
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