Do you remember those novelty paddles they used to sell at tourist havens? Each paddle had a clever saying such as "Heat for the Seat" or "Frontier Tail Blazer." Even as I kid, I recall being fascinated by how these good folks had managed to make spankings fun.
About a year ago, I published a list of updated paddle slogans. Everyone had a good time selecting their favorites.
Recently, a friend wondered if perhaps there might be more of these paddlisms. As it turns out, there are indeed.
- Sanity Restoration Device
- Spruce for the Caboose
- Royal Rump Roaster
- Stress? What Stress?
- Abandon Sitting, All Ye Who Bend Here
- Firestarter
- My Memory Enhancer
- End of the Discussion
- Spanko Aphrodesiac
- Apply Reddening Agent as Necessary
- Just Be Glad It's Not the Cane
- What's a Few Swats Between Friends?
- Cheaper Than Therapy
- Love Hurts
- The Best Answer
- Why Not a Spanking?
- Open Your Mind, Lower Your Panties
- It's Supposed to Hurt!
- Spank Early and Often
- Old School Lessons Taught Here
As I said last year, I claim no royalties on any of these sayings. Should any implement entrepreneur desire to burn them into paddles, they may do so with my blessing.
Keywords: spanking, spanking paddles, spanking humor
