Sunday, January 20, 2019

Stuff People Write

Thirteen years after embarking on this blogging adventure, you might think I have seen it all. But I guess I haven't. People still send me strange messages that I struggle to parse into anything meaningful. Who are these people? What do they want from me? And why me? I don't know. So here, make of it what you will, is the latest edition of Bonnie's Mailbag.

Comment: I wish bare your big resilient buttocks and cane them...

Bonnie: I appreciate your willingness to cane my big resilient buttocks, but I have someone here who does a wonderful job.

Comment: I love that you crave butt-sex!!

Bonnie: So you make up random sex fantasies about me and then tell me about them. Yeah, that's OK, right?

Comment: Day after day, all I think about is submitting to a busty Dominatrix who uses her beautiful feet to tease and torment my cock & balls, her sharp fingernails to run along my body and overstimulate my nipples, to completely control me while I'm in inescapable, hard core bondage for her amusement.

Bonnie: I'm neither busty nor a dominatrix, my feet are not beautiful, my fingernails are not sharp, and I'm not that amused. I think you have the wrong number.

Question: I was wondering if you know of any good sites for spanking personal ads ?

Bonnie: I'm sorry but I don't. Your best strategy for meeting people may depend upon where you live. Readers?

Comment: UR bottom is very spankable

Bonnie: Thank you. My husband wholeheartedly agrees.

Question: Hi where are you from

Bonnie: I am from the internet. I live inside your screen.

Question: Bonnie my name is xxxxx and I was wondering if you could give me any advice on how to accept a spanking from my guardian. Please get back to me when you can

Bonnie: All of the alarm bells sound on this one.

Question: here's my question- when you are down over his knee and hes beating your naked butt with the paddle, what do you think about?

Bonnie: Mostly, I think about the spanking I'm getting. Early on, I might count the swats or try to assess severity. As the proceedings continue and the pain mounts, I'm more likely to consider immediate concerns like when it will end. Sometimes I get turned on. OK, I almost always get turned on, but I'm not always immediately aware in that instant. Once in a while, if the spanking is just right, I feel satisfied, content, and grateful. But more often, my reaction in that moment is "Ow! That hurts!"

Question: I just saw your blogger page. I am curious, are you a spankee or a spanker?

Bonnie: You don't have to read much of my blog to answer this question.

Question: Hi Bonnie. Like you into spanking my whole life. Are we close by. im in xxxxx. Hope to know each other better

Bonnie: We're about 2000 miles apart, but it's good to meet you.

Question: I'm an adult woman who has dreamed about being spanked since early childhood. My dream has never been realized because I've never had the courage to tell partners about what I need. Reading your blog has helped me to accept this within myself and realize how wonderful this lifestyle could be. Now I want spankings more than ever. I have a newish boyfriend who might be the one. How would you suggest I ask him to spank me?

Bonnie: That's an uncomfortable moment, but it might open the path to the fulfillment you desire. Here is a tutorial I wrote on the subject. This tutorial discusses talking with your partner about spanking. I hope these articles are helpful. If you have more questions, you have my address.

So that's it for this time. Happy winter!


Windy said...

I like, "I am from the internet. I live inside your screen." Hahahaha You are a brave blogger, I will say that! Thanks for sharing your mailbag. Windy

Roz said...

The mind boggles at some of these Bonnie, love your supurb answers, especially how you handled the ones asking where you are lol.


Terpsichore said...

interesting what people will your answers :-) Hugs

Anonymous said...

Yikes! I like the 2000 mile answer -- I'm hoping most of them on that list are that far from you. :) Wow. Some of those were amusing, others just gave me the eebie-jeebies.

Bernie said...

How do you even parse some of this stuff? And, frankly, why would you want to?

I just want to say, too, that I've always enjoyed your blog. It has helped my wife and me develop the spanking side of our relationship.

Erica Scott said...

Things you can always count on -- the seasons changing, taxes, ageing, and people being stupid online.

Emerging Lurker said...

People can be bizarre. I think your responses are terrific.

Hermione said...

Hi Bonnie,

"I am from the internet. I live inside your screen." Priceless!


Bonnie said...

Windy - I just never know what to expect when I dig into the mailbag.

Roz - Thanks!

Terps - Hugs to you too.

Shell - Yeah, me too. Every so often, I get a very specific inquiry from a man in our town. At those moments, I'm glad I never showed my face or our house.

Bernie - I really like to hear from my readers and I want to know what they think. The strange messages are the exception, but sometimes the most interesting.

Erica - Truth.

EL - Thanks!

Hermione - Sometimes I get tired of that question, especially when I have no idea who's asking.

EsMay said...

Hahahah. Love these, Bonnie. "Thank you, my husband whole heartedly agrees." Love this and so many others. Thank you for sharing, really appreciated the laugh.

Terryg said...

Thought about dropping you an email, starting to have some second thoughts!! You got a great blog by the way!

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