Thursday, July 12, 2007

Song Parody: Spanking Time

Randy mentioned to me last night that it's been ages since I posted a song parody. As usual, he was right. Therefore, to head off any perception that I might have forgotten my musically inclined readers, I present Spanking Time. It's suitable for crooning in the shower or dungeon.

Spanking Time is sung to the tune of the very popular song, Closing Time by Semisonic. I hope you enjoy it.

Spanking Time

Spanking time
Time to get her rump out and show it off now to the world
Spanking time
Turn up the temperature on the bottom of your favorite girl
Spanking time
You know she deserves it all, so paddle her right on the rear
Spanking time
Can’t wait ‘til you get home, so you must spank here

I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
Make her glow…

Spanking time
Time for you to redden both sides of her sweet curvy bum
Spanking time
She just lies there waitin’ for you to play her just like a drum
So gather up your hairbrush and slap it on her bottom
I hope that you start a trend
Spanking time
Every new fantasy comes from some other fantasy’s end

Yeah, I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
Make her glow…

Spanking time
Time for you to redden both sides of her sweet curvy bum

I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
I know how I want to make her glow
Make her glow…

Spanking time
Every new fantasy comes from some other fantasy’s end

8 comments :

Southern Angel said...

Bonnie
I love it but now it is going to be stuck in my head and I have to make sure and not sing it out loud!

Paul said...

Bonnie, catchy tune, the next time I have a glowing butt before me, I shall serenade it thusly. *G*
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Lil-Lolita said...

Oh Bonnie, that was lovely!

Reesa Roberts said...

Great song, Bonnie!

Anonymous said...

I love it. Both the original and the improved version. You're good with your parodies, Bonnie.

~Angel

Joannie said...

I love it, too, Bonnie.

Bonnie said...

Angel (Southern) - I definitely understand. I've hummed and/or sang that silly song all weekend!

Paul - That's the whole idea! :D

Lolita - Hello, and welcome to MBS. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Reesa - Thanks. The songwriter provided a wonderful template.

Angel (Anon) - Thank you!

Joannie - Hi! It's great to see you here. I've been a fan of your blog since long before I started this one. I love your conversational style, your humor, and the way you unravel a story!

Dave said...

Have you heard that recent neo-soul hip-hop tune by Akon called "Smack That"?

I do love soul and funk and hip-hop and such, but this song, despite it's spankophile undertones, is so bad it should be a parody! :-)

Dave

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