Keyword Chaos Once Again

Many of the good people who visit MBS arrive here through the facilities of a search engine. Periodically, I dig into the search phrases they used to find this blog. Keyword Chaos is an offbeat examination of those words and what they might mean.

• girdle enema diaper - So does the girdle go OVER the diaper, or vice versa?


• whipped bottom - Now available in a convenient aerosol can


• does research show most men find spanking women's behinds pleasurable? - I have no idea, but I might volunteer for the study!


• caning palm frond - I hear that Mary Ann and Ginger were totally into that scene


• spanking impliments - Let's see... We have a piddle, a hairbrish, a crip, and a bilt


• spear spanking - Never use the pointed end


• I love my round rump bubble junk trunk - Right on, sister!


• free online non-sexual spanking stories - Two outa three ain't bad, right?


• take my swats - Please!


• rigid spanking - Believe me, it's easier if you don't tense up


• I always wear a butt plug - That seems unlikely


• why is spanking sexy? - For the same reason anything is sexy: Because it causes the participants to become aroused


• nice waps - It's wabbit season, you know


• bubblebutt girdle - Forget the girdle and enjoy what Mom Nature gave you!


• lifetime channel secret lives of women little red round bottom - I obviously don't spend enough time watching the Lifetime Network


• washing grandma's panties - Forget it, she'd rather do it herself


• innocent panty slips on the street - Let's hope she wasn't injured


• I love pantylines - They're really quite easy to create at home


• why do girls wear thongs? - Because their dentist told them to floss every day


• am I good at spanking my girlfriend - How should I know? Ask her


• my hubby surprise wearing bra candle - I said I wanted whacks, not wax (and please take off my bra...)!


• let’s get wild spank - Woo hoo, break out the leather!


• well preserved female bottom - Is that formaldehyde I smell?


• how to make your wife a good lover - Step one: fulfill her desires


• naughty cheerleader camp - Now available on DVD


• things not to tell your wife - There's a book that needs to be written!


• mother in law wearing pantyhose, nylons, stockings and girdles - I believe in dressing in layers, but this seems a bit extreme


• medium spank stories - We haven't time for an extra large


• wife like girlfriend - Dream on, dude


• gay boys being spanked in grey shorts - Grey, I tell you. They simply must be grey!


• pine versus oak paddling which hurts more - Oak is much heavier and harder


• chaos ride - This, I presume, is similar to a joy ride, only messier


• ways to spank your wife - I suggest that you get off the computer and go find out what she likes


• reasons for lack of comprehension - Believe it or not, this person stayed around and browsed for while


• goat list spanking - I don't think I care to know


• hot sexy butt plug - There's a sequence of words I had never considered


• bra and girdle zone - There's a signpost up ahead...


• unusual spanking blog - You've come to the right place


• chewy nipples - Hey, ease up on those!


• embarrassing beaver - Hey, Wally, did you hear any funny noises from down the hall last night?


• where should I spank my wife - Aim for the lower half of her bottom


• paddling ass sorority - Wouldn't you love to see that printed on a sign out in front?


• paddle on butt really hurt - So what did you expect?


• beautiful bottom shape - Round is a shape, right?


• bare panties - This is the spanko version of having one's cake and eating it too