Thursday, March 22, 2007

Song Parody: Pledge Paddle

Do you remember Peter Gabriel? Back in the eighties, he recorded a fun song named "Sledgehammer." It was very popular and had an excellent claymation-style music video.

Tonight on our stage, the Paddle City Quartet will recreate that magic, complete with an extra dash of spanko spirit. So, sit back and enjoy the melodious refrains of our newest classic tune, "Pledge Paddle."

Pledge Paddle

You could have a big pain
If you'd just lay down for whacks
You could have a hairbrush flying
If I bring my forearm back

All you do is call me
I'll spank any time you need

You could have a big hitter
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have some bottom marks, thumping
This amusement never ends

I want to be your pledge paddle
Why don't you call my name
Oh let me be your pledge paddle
This will be my testimony
Show me round your backside
cos I will be your honey bee
Uncover your backside
Where the sting is as sweet as can be

I want to be your pledge paddle
Why don't you call my name
You'd better call the pledge paddle
Put your mind at rest
I'm going to be the pledge paddle
This can be my testimony
I'm your pledge paddle
Let there be no doubt about it

Pledge pledge pledge paddle

I've picked up floggers
Stripe your skin
This is the new buff
You go dancing in, we go dancing in
Oh won't you bend for me
And I will spank for you
Bend for me, I will spank for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
Only you
We've been swatting through
Going to build that power
Build, build up that power, hey
I've been beating your bottom
I've been beating your bottom
Going to feel that power, build in you
Come on, come on, help me do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I've been beating your bottom
I've been beating your bottom
It's what we're doing, doing
All day and night

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Reesa Roberts said...

Awesome, Bonnie, you're so good at this!


Anonymous said...

Very funny once again Bonnie.


Grizzly Bear said...

Great post Bonnie, makes me want to grab a paddle and go to town on my girl's ass.

Anonymous said...

That's great, Bonnie!!!


padme amidala said...

Very creative post, bonnie. :) I love that song and it's funny how it's changed into a spanking song. Will be thinking of the paddling the next time I hear it. :)
padme amidala

Bonnie said...

Reesa - Thanks. It's fun to cook up a spanko song parody once in a while. The trick is to find a song that most readers will know, but not one that is so revered that it's untouchable. It also helps if it has words that easily rhyme.

OPB - Thank you!

Griz - It's a good thing she enjoys that sort of fun!

Tigger - Thanks!

Padme - Oh, me too. Ever since I corrupted Bridge Over Troubled Water last fall, I still want to sing along with the alternative words.

Outlaw said...

Good song. Nasty looking paddle.

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