Spanking Theme Restaurant Coming to Windy City

Press Release FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE For more information, contact: Rosie B. Hinde Public Relations Director OTK Cafe Partners (312) 555-9000 Spanking Theme Restaurant Coming to Windy City CHICAGO, IL -- The Windy City will soon host the first location for what is expected to become an international chain of spanking-oriented theme restaurants. The OTK Cafe will offer moderately priced lunch and dinner menus, but the real attraction will be the decor. "For the past few years, we've been collecting all sorts of spanking memorabilia," said Tina Hamilton, executive vice president of the firm. "For example, we believe we own the world's largest collection of fraternity and sorority paddles. I think patrons will be surprised and delighted by these unique items." The Chicago restaurant will be divided into four major rooms. Each will have a unique thematic decor - classroom, woodshed, boudoir, and dungeon. There will also be several smaller party rooms and alcoves that explore other aspects of spanking. The Chicago location, located on Wacker Drive, is expected to open its doors around June 15th. "The construction is already underway, and the excitement is beginning to build," said Hamilton. "We've spent a lot of time refining the concept. Our hope is that its appeal will extend beyond the established spanko community. I think there are many people who have an interest in adult spanking, but they've never really explored this area. We hope the OTK Cafe can show them that not only is this activity solidly in the mainstream, it can be safe and a whole lot of fun as well." The name OTK Cafe was a compromise after corporate legal staff nixed alternatives such as Hard Swat Cafe, House of Bruise, Pain Sorest Cafe, and Planet Paddlewood. "OTK stands for 'over the knee,' which is a popular position for administering spankings," explains Hamilton. "It's kind of an inside joke, yet not so obscure that it cannot become a household word." The privately held partnership is currently in negotiation for properties in several other popular US locations including Times Square in New York, the Inner Harbor in Baltimore, and Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco. "We really wanted to open first in Chicago because spanking themes run especially deep in Midwestern culture and tradition," Hamilton said. "We expect that success at this location will provide a springboard for future growth." There will be a number of events associated with the grand opening. These are expected to include public appearances by luminaries from the spanko community and promotional give-aways. There will also be a press night. Details will follow as the opening approaches.

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