Song Parody: Spanko Wonderland

Christmas is rapidly approaching. We're surrounded, it seems, by inescapably bad holiday Muzak. While many people might find this aural assault cause for dismay, I actually draw inspiration from it. No, I don't feel inclined to spread a message of universal brotherhood. My response is to take another of these old classic melodies to the proverbial woodshed. So, here's another MBS exclusive Christmas spanko song parody. Please feel free to sing along.

Spanko Wonderland Grey belts zing, are you listening? On my bum, marks are glistening A beautiful sight We're playing tonight Swatting in a spanko wonderland Gone away are the white cheeks Here to stay are the bright cheeks I wore a pink thong We just can’t go wrong Swatting in a spanko wonderland In the bedroom we can pile some pillows Then pretend that it is Central Park He'll say: Are you sore yet? I'll say: No man But you can do the job Here in the dark Later on, we'll desire Love takes wing by the fire First spanking then sex Our romance we’ll flex Swatting in a spanko wonderland In the basement we can find a paddle And pretend that I’m a naughty gal We'll have lots of fun as I skedaddle ‘Til my love puts me in his corral When love glows, ain't it thrilling? Though my rump gets a grilling We'll frolic and play, whack winter away Swatting in a spanko wonderland