Friday, December 22, 2006

Song Parody: Spanko Wonderland

Christmas is rapidly approaching. We're surrounded, it seems, by inescapably bad holiday Muzak. While many people might find this aural assault cause for dismay, I actually draw inspiration from it. No, I don't feel inclined to spread a message of universal brotherhood. My response is to take another of these old classic melodies to the proverbial woodshed. So, here's another MBS exclusive Christmas spanko song parody. Please feel free to sing along.

Spanko Wonderland

Grey belts zing, are you listening?
On my bum, marks are glistening
A beautiful sight
We're playing tonight
Swatting in a spanko wonderland

Gone away are the white cheeks
Here to stay are the bright cheeks
I wore a pink thong
We just can’t go wrong
Swatting in a spanko wonderland

In the bedroom we can pile some pillows
Then pretend that it is Central Park

He'll say: Are you sore yet?
I'll say: No man
But you can do the job
Here in the dark

Later on, we'll desire
Love takes wing by the fire
First spanking then sex
Our romance we’ll flex
Swatting in a spanko wonderland

In the basement we can find a paddle
And pretend that I’m a naughty gal
We'll have lots of fun as I skedaddle
‘Til my love puts me in his corral

When love glows, ain't it thrilling?
Though my rump gets a grilling
We'll frolic and play, whack winter away
Swatting in a spanko wonderland


Doc said...

Those lyrics scanned perfectly with the song. I did sing, and didn't have one problem with the melody to lyric schematic... amazing.

Paul said...

A smile a minute on your blog Bonnie, thanks a bunch.
Warm hugs,

padme said...

Merry christmas bonnie.

mthc said...

You are just too funny! Happy Holidays...

CIN-D-GIRL said...

Too funny Bonnie!

rivka said...

That was amazing!! You have such a wonderful talent. I'm going to be singing that for days, lol!!

Spanky said...

Simply wonderful! You have a real talent for this!

Anonymous said...

That is so fun, Bonnie!!!


Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to you all....


Kitten said...

That's so funny, bonnie. I'm singing it now and he's cracking up.

I'm changing my domain, so if you don't mind please link to me at and the Journal will be called 8th of April for now.

Formerly Chasing Halima :)

Mistress Sky said...

ROTFL! Loved the words... very catchy Bonnie.

Hugs and warmest wishes for the festive season,

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