Welcome to Whaxton College

Whaxton College is an exclusive multi-disciplinary coeducational private college nestled in the beautiful Shenandoah Mountains. Parents favor Whaxton for its small classes, personal attention, and strict discipline. Students prefer Whaxton for its broad ranging extracurricular activities, vibrant arts scene, and sports programs.

"I'm so glad I chose Whaxton. The cricket team was all I had hoped it would be. Next season, we're going to learn to hit a ball with our bats!" -Sandy (class of 2010)

The faculty at Whaxton arrives in the classroom with a magnificent blend of distinguished academic credentials and real world experience. With endowed chairs in percussive massage, disciplinary arts, corporal correction, and spanking science, some of America's finest minds and strongest arms are right here.

"After teaching at larger universities, it has been a genuine pleasure to work in close contact with the Whaxton student body." -Percival (associate professor of implement engineering)

The Whaxton educational experience is enhanced by the presence of world renowned researchers, artists, poets, and composers. In an event covered by national and global media outlets, 2006 saw the world debut of "Afterburn," the stunning new musical tragicomedy by two time Tony Award winner and adjunct faculty member Ethel Heiny. It tells the story of a middle-aged wife learning to love her inner spanko.

"The techniques demonstrated in my advanced bondage class were absolutely cutting edge." - Evelyn (class of 2007)

Beginning November 1, enrollment is open for the Whaxton class of 2011. Prospective students with a record of academic excellence, community involvement, and strong disciplinary achievement are invited to submit applications for admission. Candidates who are provisionally accepted will be asked to attend a private audition on campus during the last two weeks of January. Final acceptance letters will be mailed in April.

"Everyone is just so friendly here. All over campus I see people bending over to help others. It's a one of a kind learning environment." -Trish (class of 2009)

When it's time to select a seat of higher learning, why not choose Whaxton?

"Here at Whaxton, the sting's the thing!" -Rudy (class of 2008)

Earning our stripes since 1966 Whaxton College Admissions Office 121 College Hall 3100 Leather Dr Slappassony, VA 22608

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