I promised some new seasonal song parodies for 2006. Here's the first. I always thought of this as being a spanko song, even with the original lyrics.
| You better stop that You better not lie You better not brat I'm telling you why Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town He's swinging his belt He's doubling it twice He's making a welt All rosy and nice Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town He sees you when you're cheating He knows when you're a fake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for bottom's sake So you better behave or paddles will fly Don't call him a knave I'm telling you why Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town |
