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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Song Parody: Santa Tawse is Coming to Town

       

I promised some new seasonal song parodies for 2006. Here's the first. I always thought of this as being a spanko song, even with the original lyrics.

You better stop that
You better not lie
You better not brat
I'm telling you why

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town

He's swinging his belt
He's doubling it twice
He's making a welt
All rosy and nice

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town

He sees you when you're cheating
He knows when you're a fake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for bottom's sake

So you better behave
or paddles will fly
Don't call him a knave
I'm telling you why

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town