I promised some new seasonal song parodies for 2006. Here's the first. I always thought of this as being a spanko song, even with the original lyrics.
| You better stop that You better not lie You better not brat I'm telling you why Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town He's swinging his belt He's doubling it twice He's making a welt All rosy and nice Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town He sees you when you're cheating He knows when you're a fake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for bottom's sake So you better behave or paddles will fly Don't call him a knave I'm telling you why Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town Santa Tawse is coming to town |
9 comments :
Another great effort!
:)
~Todd & Suzy
hi bonnie, i think you missed your calling as a songsmith.seasonal greetings to you and randy. gordy 31 shalom
Too cute, Bonnie!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
Ya Bonnie, a song about my favourite implement. Too cute!!!
Have a great Christmas!
Warm hugs,
Paul.
That is too cute, Bonnie! I wish my imagination worked like that.
~Hugs and Happy Holidays!
I love poetry, and I love parodys. This was great!
Thanks Bonnie,
This put a smile on my face. Very clever and cute. Happy Holidays
Denise
Todd and Suzy - Thank you.
Gordy - Happy Hannakuh to you!
Tigger - Thanks!
Paul - I thought you might like that touch. Merry Christmas to you too!
Maggie - I'm not sure why, but I've been corrupting perfectly respectable songs since childhood. It probably stems from my love of words.
Doc - Thank you!
Denise - Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed this little bit of holiday frivolity.
lol! I enjoyed that.
:)
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