Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Song Parody: Santa Tawse is Coming to Town

       

I promised some new seasonal song parodies for 2006. Here's the first. I always thought of this as being a spanko song, even with the original lyrics.

You better stop that
You better not lie
You better not brat
I'm telling you why

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town

He's swinging his belt
He's doubling it twice
He's making a welt
All rosy and nice

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town

He sees you when you're cheating
He knows when you're a fake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for bottom's sake

So you better behave
or paddles will fly
Don't call him a knave
I'm telling you why

Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town
Santa Tawse is coming to town

9 comments :

A.S.S. said...

Another great effort!

:)
~Todd & Suzy

gordy31 said...

hi bonnie, i think you missed your calling as a songsmith.seasonal greetings to you and randy. gordy 31 shalom

Anonymous said...

Too cute, Bonnie!!!

*hugs*
Tigger

Paul said...

Ya Bonnie, a song about my favourite implement. Too cute!!!
Have a great Christmas!
Warm hugs,
Paul.

MaggieDear said...

That is too cute, Bonnie! I wish my imagination worked like that.

~Hugs and Happy Holidays!

Doc said...

I love poetry, and I love parodys. This was great!

Denise said...

Thanks Bonnie,

This put a smile on my face. Very clever and cute. Happy Holidays

Denise

Bonnie said...

Todd and Suzy - Thank you.

Gordy - Happy Hannakuh to you!

Tigger - Thanks!

Paul - I thought you might like that touch. Merry Christmas to you too!

Maggie - I'm not sure why, but I've been corrupting perfectly respectable songs since childhood. It probably stems from my love of words.

Doc - Thank you!

Denise - Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed this little bit of holiday frivolity.

patty said...

lol! I enjoyed that.

:)

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