MBS Roadtrip 2021?

This fine establishment is only 160 miles away from us. When the snow melts, the temperatures rise, the days lengthen, and the pandemic recedes, Randy and I may have to visit. The photo opportunities alone make the trip worthwhile.

I picture custom chrome barstools designed to comfortably accommodate those of us with a broad base. Do you suppose I could get a free meal by offering to serve as mascot for the day? Then again, what if people there have huge bootyful curvy butts that put mine to shame? I'd feel like the little kid asking for Superman's autograph. I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take. I want to find out.

And then there's this...

I think we should talk about this first.

The Difference

Here's a new take on the difference between men and women.


Randy found this cartoon here. It definitely fits his view of the world!

For those who like numbers, this is my 900th post!

Twenty Alternative Uses for a Girdle

There is a small but vocal group of MBS readers who possess an unusually strong interest in women's girdles. These guys appear to be kind of a rogue offshoot from the Panty Patrol. They write me periodically and inquire if and when I plan to be spanked while wearing a spandex control garment. They ask about my preferences in terms of the various brands, styles, and color choices. They are always polite and I appreciate that.

I have no problem with these fellows getting off on whatever thrills them. But I don't like wearing a girdle. I'm sorry. I just don't. They're uncomfortable, impractical, and hot. Girdles also violate my sense of body pride. Real women have curves, and I think that's as it should be. Why conceal something for which I feel no shame?

With that said, I see no reason to dispense with girdles altogether. In fact, they are tremendously useful. Here, for the first time anywhere, are twenty practical uses for an unwanted girdle.

Feline trampoline Isometric exercise aid Dish scrubber Slingshot Drum head Doormat Strainer Chew toy Packing material Miniature rocket launcher Shoe buffing rag Doggie hammock Distress flag Grocery tote Ceremonial headdress Windsock Beer keg cozy Placemat Material for doilies Baby bouncer

Amazing, isn't it?