There is a small but vocal group of MBS readers who possess an unusually strong interest in women's girdles. These guys appear to be kind of a rogue offshoot from the Panty Patrol. They write me periodically and inquire if and when I plan to be spanked while wearing a spandex control garment. They ask about my preferences in terms of the various brands, styles, and color choices. They are always polite and I appreciate that.
I have no problem with these fellows getting off on whatever thrills them. But I don't like wearing a girdle. I'm sorry. I just don't. They're uncomfortable, impractical, and hot. Girdles also violate my sense of body pride. Real women have curves, and I think that's as it should be. Why conceal something for which I feel no shame?
With that said, I see no reason to dispense with girdles altogether. In fact, they are tremendously useful. Here, for the first time anywhere, are twenty practical uses for an unwanted girdle.
- Feline trampoline
- Isometric exercise aid
- Dish scrubber
- Slingshot
- Drum head
- Doormat
- Strainer
- Chew toy
- Packing material
- Miniature rocket launcher
- Shoe buffing rag
- Doggie hammock
- Distress flag
- Grocery tote
- Ceremonial headdress
- Windsock
- Beer keg cozy
- Placemat
- Material for doilies
- Baby bouncer
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Amazing, isn't it?
