Bottom Ten: Dastardly Spanker Deeds

Hi friends. Those of us on the wide side of the paddle know well that receiving a spanking can be dreadful or delicious or anywhere in between. Today, we will examine some of the techniques that push spankings toward the dreadful end of the scale. Here’s my bottom ten list:

10. The Wet Spanking – I don’t fully understand the physics behind it, but spankings on a wet bottom simply sting more. My husband, Randy, likes me to wear a certain pair of delicate white panties. They are translucent when dry and transparent when wet. And they have the ability to retain dampness despite repeated strikes with a favorite implement. He employs a spray bottle to ensure the effect is long lasting.


9. The Wrist Snap – It’s possible for a spanker to significantly increase the force of a swat by flicking their wrist immediately before contact. This increases the speed at which the implement end is traveling and magnifies the resulting pain proportionally.


8. The Double – One practice that Randy uses to multiply my posterior discomfort is the double. The double is two complete spankings separated by less than an hour. If I’m still hurting when the second spanking begins, that promises a long and unpleasant ordeal. Sometimes, he will tell me that I am in “double trouble.” That’s a bad one.


7. The Thigh Smack – Sometimes I kick or struggle during a spanking when I am supposed to remain still. I can’t help it. Spankings hurt. The technique that Randy uses to curb this sort of misbehavior is the thigh smack. Upper thighs have much less padding than a bottom. In my case, they are spanked much less frequently and lack the hard-earned toughness found immediately above. I question whether this is a valid spanking technique, but I must admit that it does have the intended effect.


6. The Observation - Sometimes, Randy requires me to watch my own spankings in real time. Back in the dark ages, he set up mirrors. Now, he’s gone digital and I watch on a tablet. It’s weird to see an implement slamming into my already tender flesh and simultaneously feel the full burning impact. I think witnessing the full scope of damage as it's being being inflicted makes a punishment worse.


5. The Stool – After the spanking is over, I sometimes have to serve corner time. He frames it as an opportunity for me to reflect upon my (mostly imaginary) bad behavior and think about why I was spanked (because he enjoys it). He uses the opportunity to snap pictures of my unfortunate bottom. Sometimes, though, he makes it more intense by having me sit, bare bottomed, on a small wooden stool. It’s the “naughty stool” and I feel that way when my poor butt is throbbing atop my throne of dishonor.


4. The Concentration – Randy likes to use spankings to “make a point.” One of his special methods for doing so is the concentration. That’s when he strikes the same two spots, low on my bottom, again and again throughout the spanking. He claims that he wants me to feel it every time I sit. He has no idea!


3. The Plug – This one has nothing to do with spankings, until it does. In our house, butt plugs are used exclusively during spankings. The plug serves as an unwelcome distraction. And it humbles me. The concept of being plugged might be interesting, but the reality is unpleasant, especially when someone is relentlessly beating the surrounding territories.


2. The Diaper – Spankees don’t like the legs-up diaper position. Not only are privates fully exposed, but the bottom is stretched in a way that makes spankings hurt much more. Then there’s the whole concept of an adult woman being positioned for a diapering. That’s not my kink.


1. The Inner Cheek Spanking – There are portions of the bottom that aren’t routinely spanked. Chief among these are the inner cheeks. Randy uses this technique as a change of pace – spread, smack, rinse, repeat. Unlike the center of each cheek, these inner slopes are not accustomed to such harsh treatment and mark easily. Did I mention that it hurts a lot? Definitely not fun.

Aren’t these positively mean and horrible? The ranking is mine, based upon my own experiences. But your mileage may vary.

I didn’t include techniques like leg locks or restraints or fearsome implements because I figure those are just part of getting spanked.

Are there any other nasty spanker tricks that should be added to this list?