• Yes, my husband SPANKS me!
• This is who we are as a couple
• His paddle has my name on it
• I want/need/crave/love real spankings
• It is thrilling, sexy fun we enjoy together
• We explore our favorite spanking fantasies
• I am a bad girl who earns harsh discipline
• I accept traditional corporal punishment
• My hard lessons are delivered with love
• I fully consent and willingly participate
• I lift my skirt to expose my bare cheeks
• He paddles me often & I totally deserve it
• He swats my butt until it is red and hurting
• The sound and the sting flood my senses
• I may scream or kick, but I welcome it all
• When it is over, I am humble and contrite
• I display my crimson bottom in the corner
• Photos and videos document my discomfort
• A great spanking is one I feel tomorrow
• Even when it is painful to sit, I still smile
• A bath brush on the table gives me shivers
• I yearn to feel the wood caressing my skin
• Punishment spankings are my #1 turn-on
• The act of surrender replenishes my spirit
• I am grateful to be his well spanked wife
9 comments :
LoL Bonnie, really?? Love it
Hugs
Roz
Darn it that's hilarious. I'm thinking it should come in bumble bee stripes!
Your post title totally cracked me up!
That's funny. Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Hahahaha... can I borrow that next time I'm going to get a spanking? Amy
Lol! I’ve been thinking about a bean bag.... not attached to my a$$.... however! Maybe I’ll rethink... lol!
Roz - Yes, apparently this is a thing.
Fondles - Maybe with an optional stinger? :)
Dan - Sometimes the gags write themselves.
Ronnie - Isn't it silly?
Amy - Sure, but I doubt Eric will fall for it.
Minielle - This seems like a solution searching for a problem, but what do I know?
LOL!!! I wonder how heavy it is. I don't think I would be able to get up if I sat down.
Liza
Very practical!
Hugs,
Hermione
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