• Yes, my husband SPANKS me!
• We have always had this interest
• It is the core of our relationship
• I want/need/crave/love all my spankings
• It is thrilling, sexy fun we enjoy together
• We explore our favorite spanking fantasies
• I am a bad girl who earns harsh discipline
• I receive traditional corporal punishment
• These are hard lessons delivered with love
• I fully consent and willingly participate
• I lift my skirt to expose my bare cheeks
• My thong panties provide zero protection
• He paddles me often & I totally deserve it
• He swats my butt until it is red and hurting
• I may scream or kick, but I welcome it all
• When it is over, I am humble and contrite
• I display my glowing bottom in the corner
• Photos and videos document my discomfort
• A great spanking is one I feel tomorrow
• Even when it is painful to sit, I still smile
• I am grateful to say "I got paddled today"
• I yearn to feel the wood caressing my skin
• Punishment spankings are my #1 turn-on
• The act of surrender replenishes my spirit
• Our aftercare reconnections are joyous
9 comments :
LoL Bonnie, really?? Love it
Hugs
Roz
Darn it that's hilarious. I'm thinking it should come in bumble bee stripes!
Your post title totally cracked me up!
That's funny. Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Hahahaha... can I borrow that next time I'm going to get a spanking? Amy
Lol! I’ve been thinking about a bean bag.... not attached to my a$$.... however! Maybe I’ll rethink... lol!
Roz - Yes, apparently this is a thing.
Fondles - Maybe with an optional stinger? :)
Dan - Sometimes the gags write themselves.
Ronnie - Isn't it silly?
Amy - Sure, but I doubt Eric will fall for it.
Minielle - This seems like a solution searching for a problem, but what do I know?
LOL!!! I wonder how heavy it is. I don't think I would be able to get up if I sat down.
Liza
Very practical!
Hugs,
Hermione
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