rubbing after spanking tube – Let's squeeze some lotion out of that tube please
rules for spanked wife – Sit at your own peril
school boarding wedgie punishment – That's got to violate the Geneva Convention
she paddled his fanny comics – Those magazines were never the same
slap my bottom – ...and call me Sally
something weird retrospanking – At this point, this stuff is all weird
spank bonnie wide load with a big paddle – You guys need some new material
spank my bottom hot and oink – If you get near me with that barbeque sauce, so help me, I'll scream
spanked for wearing panties – Boy, am I in trouble!
spanking apparatus – So where exactly does the trampoline come in?
spanking implement store – WailMart
texas style wives domestic discipline – Even the paddles are bigger
the worst spanking ever filmed – Old Fred's eyesight isn't what it once was, but we hadn't the heart to tell him that his wife's been gone since Wednesday. Besides, I don't think it hurt the couch any.
whats in my panty drawer? – Women's underwear
where can I send my wife to be whipped? – That puts a whole new twist on separate vacations
who are the leading authories of bdsm – Beware of anyone who makes such a claim
why is the spankee's bottom rubbed between spanks – Because he can
wife hasn't mentioned spanking – Come to think of it, she hasn't mentioned goose grease either
wives and girlfriends spanked for punishment 2012 – That's so last year
wives delivering rosy bottom to husband – Hello, FTD?
woman tax agent spanks bare bottoms – Your-dog-can-not-be-claimed-as-a-dependent!
worst dd spanking stories – “HoH, HoH, HoH,” said Santa. “Who wants to learn some respect?”
yoggsothoth(ismeanandunfair) – I have no idea what this means, but it's exquisitely weird
Ok the next time I'm sat in my kitchen drinking my first cup of coffee, with my kiddies having breakfast, I'm not coming to your blog. Spitting coffee at my kids and nearly wetting my pants in the process is not a good idea in front of toddlers. They both decided to copy me and also spit out their juice lol Bonnie thank you so much for the laugh x
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Omigoodness, Bonnie, I am in tears! This is so funny! Thanks for sharing and now I'm afraid to look at ours!
(((hugs)))
Thanks for the smiles!
Love,
Hannah
P.S. Wailmart was my favorite.
Ok the next time I'm sat in my kitchen drinking my first cup of coffee, with my kiddies having breakfast, I'm not coming to your blog.
Spitting coffee at my kids and nearly wetting my pants in the process is not a good idea in front of toddlers.
They both decided to copy me and also spit out their juice lol
Bonnie thank you so much for the laugh x
I get some odd ones...
but nothing as "out there" as most of these!
And I think I might have the answer to what that last one is...
Too funny! Might be time for me to revisit this, though I think yours are better than mine.
LOL! I hardly ever get any good ones Bonnie! What am I doing wrong? :)
Oh! What a fun morning read for me. Loved it. I never pull up things like that! I must be doing it wrong as well.
That's quite funny! I get ridiculous keywords as well. Definitely good for a laugh :)
Wow, some of those are so crazy! What in the world is the last one lol
Bonnie,
Thanks for the smile.
I must take a look at mine but I think pretty boring.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Oh my goodness, those are too funny! Thanks for sharing Bonnie! lol
Be it fact or fiction. Henry VIII spanking Anne Boleyn. Thats a royal flush. Would'nt you say Bonnie.
Hi Bonnie,
"call girl gives a good bear bottom spanking" - sounds like it would go with Hermione's last "Complete the Caption"!
R.
Those are hilarious! I think I can enlighten you on the last one. Yoggsothoth is a spanko guy whose name I have seen on Fetlife.
WailMart was my favourite too.
Hugs,
Hermione
Thanks for the smile. In spanish we smile some like this: jajajaja
Very funny!
Regards
Hilarious. We get some odd ones, but nothing like this!
Oh so many searches and such great responses. You always have me in tears with these. A favorite!
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