Monday, July 19, 2010

Song Parody: The Telegraph Hillbillies

I freely admit this is silly.

Come and listen to a story about a gal named Red
Poor spanko girl, never been out to the shed
Then one day she was shopping for some food
And up from aisle three came a big strapping dude
Top, that is
Strong arms, leather belt

Well, the first thing you know, lil Red is getting bare
Neighbors said “Be quiet over there!”
Said “San Francisco is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up their stuff and moved to Ash-bur-y
Haight that is
Herbal tea, hippie love

Yes, I do know that Telegraph Hill is miles from H-A, but it fit into the title better than any of the closer hills. In case it isn't obvious, I love the spanko city by the bay.


Anonymous said...

I absolutely loved this. Thanks for brightening my evening.

Hermione said...


I can really see Red getting paddled out by the cee-ment pond. This song takes me way back.


Scunge said...

Perfect bit of silliness thanks Bonnie! said...

Toe-tapping, bottom-smacking delight! When's the record due out?

sixofthebest said...

Yes, it might be a little silly, and willy nilly the parody spanking song Bonnnie, but maybe the hot weather we having in the U.S.A., might have something to do with it. I would like to ask you an interesting question Should we build a SPANKING MUSEUM, in one of the cities around the world, and what should this museum contain.

Anonymous said...

I just picture Bonnie singing this as Randy paddles her.....nice work, Bonnie....but what would Miss Jane say?

ronnie said...

LOL Bonnie, very good.

Thanks for the smile.


Anonymous said...

I love spanking song parodies! Nicely done, Bonnie. :-D

A'marie said...

I love it. :D

Anonymous said...

Our rather unique family often uses this tune for our varied purposes... I loved Elly May and was always hoping some hot guy would take her back to her roots... But the only thing that ever occured based remotely on that show is that I cook like her!

Elysia said...

Thanks for sharing. I love your silly little ditty! You always do a great job with lyrics.

sixofthebest said...

Bonnie, you should be ashamed of yourself, because lately you have been a very naughty women, having caused a great storm in the gulf of Mexico. Which I believe should earn you six of the best strokes of the cane on your bare bottom. But I still love you.

Anonymous said...

Very cute & very creative~made me laugh, thanks Bonnie!

Make Mine Red

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