Keyword Chaos: Remixed

Can you believe this is the first Keyword Chaos of 2009? Well, I guess we'd better get started.

Keyword Chaos begins with some slightly weird search terms that people have used to find this blog. Then Randy and I add our comments to each one. I hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoy assembling them.

• how do you spank your lover? - With silver bells, and cockleshells, and pretty maids all in a row...


• men who give spankings to women - Did you wrap this yourself?


• spankiing - It was all downhill


• spanking is fun wife - oral sex is fun husband


• the first time I as spanked - Was there maybe supposed to be another verb in there somewhere?


• wifes that like being spanked - We wifes go in for all sorts of kinky fun


• deer hoof handle - OK, that's creepy


• ginger root butt - Don't burn your britches


• mutual spanking - For the adventurous investor


• stings like crazy paddle - Oh, no, not the crazy paddle!


• adult spankings and entercorse - That's a very descriptive term


• amateur girlfriend blogspot - No professional girlfriends allowed


• bare-bottom spanking letter - Forget the letter, go for the real thing!


• bdsm, mbs, bad habits - BDSM and MBS are good habits


• bear bottom spanking movie - Unfortunately, several crew members were mauled during the filming


• begging for a spnking - Oh, pls mster strng slnt type, just spnk me!


• bend over girl make it jiggle lyrics bra panties - Lyrics? Could this be the genesis of Spanko: The Broadway Musical?


• best spanking bottom - And now, the envelope please...


• blogs, it is calming to know many of us are in the same boat - And we're not without a paddle either!


• big butt bonnie - Is that the best you can do?


• bonnie bottom smarts spanks herself - No, that's Randy's job and he does it well


• bonnie has have thick round rump plump thick bubble butt - Yeah, and your grammar stinks


• bonnie have a thick round rump plump thick bubble butt - That's getting a little personal, isn't it?


• bonnie have a thick round rump plump thick bubble butted butt - A butted butt? I can assure you that I'm not going to turn my back on a ram


• bonnie have thick round rump plump thick bubble butt - You just like thick so much that you had to type it twice


• bonnie have thick round rump plump thick bubble butted butt ass - So you finally got them all in there, huh?


• bonnie you have big thick round rump plump thick bubble butted butt ass - Flattery will get you nowhere


• boobs or asses quiz - This guy is both!


• free spanking stories of the old wes - Watch out for Wes. He's a mighty strange old codger


• garden hose spanking - I'll never think about the groundskeeper the same way again


• getting turned on by spanking - Like flipping a switch...


• give her a spanked bottom - Preferably her own


• homemade spanking machine - It's too bad Rube Goldberg isn't around anymore.


• how to get a girl to want to be spanked - Ask her?


• how to make a spanking sting - Swat her bottom firmly. Take my word. It will sting.


• how to give great spanking to your partner - Discover what she likes


• husband spanking wife permit - I wonder if it has to be renewed every year like a fishing license


• ice maiden butt plug - If she's already stuck up, this won't help


• lesbian spanking tours - Now there's a money making idea! A cruise perhaps...


• lure of the paddle spanking - There's just something about a principal's office


• regular spanking - I rather favor the irregular variety


• scottish men spanking - A word to the wise: Don't make fun of their kilts


• self spanking in leather shorts - Those don't launder well so you had better just drop 'em


• self spanking pepper - I don't think that's how you spice things up with a spanking


• spank my wife - Please!


• spanking bare underwear - Which is it?


• spanked by old man story - Is he anything like Old Man River?


• spanked mature wemon - Rasta spankos?


• spanking forst time - There are too many trees here; I can't see a thing


• spanking makes me wet - Wet spanking makes me sore


• spanking movie ouch - I think "Ouch" would be a fine title


• spankothon - We're raising funds for the senile tops home


• stingest spanking implement - Thine flogger doth hurtest


• understanding why my wife likes to be spanked - Just take her word and go with it


• what spanking implement is easiest - Easiest for whom?