Top 25: Frivolous Reasons for a Spanking

As I mentioned during a recent brunch, my dear husband, Randy, feels that every spanking should have a reason. It doesn't have to be a good reason, or even a plausible reason. But there must be a reason.

Here are some favorites:

1. It'll be fun


2. It’s the weekend


3. He thinks I need a little color in my cheeks


4. I'm wearing thong-style underwear


5. He forgets how a certain implement works


6. My bottom looks nice


7. He loves how my pants fit in back


8. It’s been too long


9. He's actually part baboon


10. We have some time to kill


11. We're in a hurry


12. He wants to practice his aim


13. He says pale is boring


14. We’re going somewhere


15. We’re staying home


16. We completed a difficult or lengthy task


17. We're taking a break


18. The power went out


19. We have a new spanking implement


20. It’s a milestone for the blog


21. A reader said I needed a spanking


22. I look as though I need it


23. The holidays are coming


24. He wants to make love


25. He thinks red is my color

Whether faulty logic or no logic at all, who am I to argue? Besides, it doesn't hurt nearly as much when you're laughing!