Keyword Chaos: Reignited

It's been two months since we last explored Keyword Chaos. I believe we're overdue.

For those new to this game, Keyword Chaos starts with a select group of unusual search terms that people have used to find this blog. Then Randy and I add our own perspective to each phrase. I hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoy assembling them.

• kiss me kate, frontier gal, McLintock, otk - You're expecting a lot from one query


• google adult ladies bare bottoms - Hey, that tickles!


• spank your partner - Allemande left and a do-si-do, spank your partner where the sun don't show


• why is spanking sexually arousing? - Does it matter?


• best spanking implement - The answer probably depends upon which end you consult


• I love my round rump plump thick bubble ass - Next month, I'm renting it out as billboard space


• sexey underware - Awfull speling two


• spank-exchange - Amagamated Paddles was up seven points in heavy trading today


• spanking is fun - I'm glad Sherlock Holmes is on the case


• spanking skirt never bare - In my experience, spanking skirts are always flipped eventually


• butt plug in my - Fireplace?


• double fabric crotch - It's good to know the Panty Patrol is still out there


• he spanks me humiliating lubricant - Never humilate the lubricant; it has an important job


• hi my name is Bonnie today fucked ass - I am so not wearing that name tag


• I enjoy it wrists ankles fiction - Do you really enjoy it, or is that just fiction?


• I still get spanked uniform - Everyone loves a spanko in uniform


• knotted towel sex - I wonder how that works... Wait, please don't tell me


• spanked by boyfriend or spanked my husband or spanked my finance - Well, as long as someone is getting it good


• adult spanking whippy whackings - Yes, Mister Fudd, your woom is weady


• bare bottom spanking panties sore dinner belt - Dinner belt? I'll bet that brings 'em in on time


• bare bottom spanking panties yelled exposed butt plug - Incoming!


• beautiful women with bare bottom - Here's a secret: All beautiful women have bare bottoms


• best spanking panties in the world - If these panties work that well, they probably spend a lot of time around someone's ankles


• best way to spank a wife - Step one, convince wife she actually wants to be spanked...


• birthday mba spank - Oh joy! Spank the accountant is even better than a pinata!


• Bonnie likes to be spanked - What was your first hint?


• captain lightfoot spanking clip - I had a feeling that Edmund Fitzgerald gig wasn't going to work out


• cheerleader spanked in gold panties - Clank!


• dad spanked her big bottom - Meanwhile, her little bottom remained unblemished


• does spanking help o d d? - Unfortunately, there is no known cure for the odd


• dult spanking - The question is whether the dult will even notice


• feather paddles spank - Now there's a dopey concept


• flexible to get the ass in the air doggie style - This might be easier without the trapeze


• foxtail but plug - For autumn, we have this new Davy Crockett model


• free cheerleader spanking in panties blogs - Huh?


• granny dungeon bottom spank - There's more to being a granny than baking cookies


• how to paddle your wife instructional guide - Now available on DVD or Blue-Ray


• how to take a spanking - Try to lie still, relax as much as you can, and think of England


• I am divorced and need to be spanked and fucked - Forget search engines and try a personal ad instead


• I was told to spank myself - And if Billy told you to jump off of a building, would you do that too?


• let's spank her story - Later, we can go upstairs and have a second story spanking


• name to call partner when getting spanked - How about SIR?


• neighbor in my underwear drawer - Never mind that, how are going to get him out of there?


• office spanking parties - First Avon, and now this!


• real lesbian spanking partners - No synthetic lesbians need apply


• reality sex spanking - There's one show I would definitely watch!


• retro rockabilly spankings - Look, it's Lil Abner!


• sleeping butt plug - Shhhhh. There no telling what it might do if awakened suddenly


• spank the weather lady - That really won't stop the rain


• spanking ass index - That last impact registered 7.3 on the spankter scale


• spanking girls bare fanny's - That's five yards for illegal use of apostrophes


• spanking is a good thing - Right up there with chocolate


• spanking life - Is that like Second Life, but for spanking enthusiasts?


• spanking paddle blueprints - Dude, we're not talking about a nuclear reactor here


• spanko wood filler - Say what?


• wet spanking in shower - That seems like the ideal locale


• what is the purpose of the different spanking implements - To warm someone's bottom


• what's in my panty drawer - uh, panties?


• where do spankings happen the most? - On the bottom


• who invented the spanking? - It was a Roman by the name of Flagellus Maximus


• why do I feel like I want a old fashion spanking? - Nostalgia perhaps?


• why women like erotic spanking? - I think you just answered your own question


• wrong to fantasize spanking? - It's not wrong, but living the fantasy is even better