Keyword Chaos Re-Ignited

Like the circle of life, there's a circle of laughs that takes place right here on this blog. Generous readers type in all sorts of oddball search strings that ultimately lead them to MBS. I collect these phrases and derive from them great amusement. Today, I complete the cycle by returning some of my favorites, in all their bizarre hilarity, to you, my dear readers. I hope you will enjoy them as much as I do!

• spanking your girlfriends - If your girlfriends find out about each other, they may come looking for you!


• professional disciplinarian - This is not the sort of thing where you want to rely upon an amateur


• cheerleaders punished for going wild - The coach bought the video


• reasons for spanking a grown woman - Number one: She enjoys it!


• pantie museum - Here we have a pair that Lady Godiva absolutely detested


• spanking with sex - Two great tastes that taste great together


• my husband is wearing my girdle - I've decided he can keep it


• Bonnie has panty lines - Oh, horrors! Not that!


• my bottom hurts blog - Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


• thong spankings - We can add this to the all time list of ineffective spanking implements


• sore bottom spanking - Is there another kind?


• pirate wood paddle - It's the plank for ye, wench! Arrrr...


• mature self-spankings - As opposed to immature self-spankings?


• spanking my mother stories - OK, that's a little different


• spanking lessons - Now, pull your arm all the way back and then let it fly...


• as kindred spirits, metal pieces - Huh?


• fictional memories of punishing spankings - Is it fictional or are they memories?


• arse ass bottom buttocks guts - One of these things is not like the others


• performance spankings - For the modern gal in a hurry


• wool pantyhose diaper - I'm having trouble picturing this


• romantic anal evening - White wine, red roses, candlelight, soft music, and lots of lubricant


• Bonnie wears pantyhose - Sometimes I can't avoid it


• burning pleated skirt - If you really dislike that skirt, why not just give it away?


• please spank my wife - Don't be a wimp. Spank her yourself!


• why does my wife want to spank me? - Maybe she thinks you're a pain in the butt


• spanking illustrated - I can't wait for the swimsuit issue


• do you like a vibrator up the bum during sex? - That's kind of a personal question, don't you think? I guess it depends upon how I'm feeling at that moment


• pizzle ass spank - I try to do my pizzling beforehand


• spanking parade - You should have seen the cheerleaders' float!


• my first spanking in the church dungeon - Are you sure this isn't a cult?


• wood paddle bruises - That's a definite possibility


• tasteful spanking - He spanked me with the chef's ladle


• old fashioned teen daughters discipline - How old fashioned can a teen be?


• no panties found on bare butts - That would figure


• my worst spanking panties - They were florescent red and my husband tried to match the hue


• how can I heighten my libido? - If you figure that out, let's patent it!


• wood diving board - Not every large, flat wooden object is appropriate for use as a spanking implement


• bubble butt with wide hips - Smile when you say that!


• naked bottom in white panty - OK, so was she naked or did she wear panties?


• aunties panties - It's time again for the poetry corner


• spank exchange - Spanking futures shot up today after reports of brattiness throughout the broader markets


• fully naked lily munster - Herman, do you feel a draft? Herman? Herman!


• dildo party - I don't think I'm going to vote for any of those candidates


• apple inserted in butt - I just don't understand why they say it keeps the doctor away...


• spanking royalty - What a great idea! I could charge Randy royalties for the use of my bottom.


• wearing buttplugs - I think that more than one at a time is a bad idea


• reasons to have a girlfriend - If you can't think of any, you're probably better off by yourself


• oops, I lost my tits - We were riding along in the convertible when they just popped out!


• spank griddle - Clank!


• spanking nasties - That'll teach those nasties!


• cookie monster butt plug - Something tells me that this might not be an officially licensed product


• luke spank - Turn to the backside, Luke!