Bonnie's Mailbag

Let's check out the contents of my mailbag. It's amazing what readers send me!

Question: Will you read my spanking-related manuscript?

Response: Yes, I will try, but it may take me a while to get to it.

Question: i am a real retro fifties type submissive kindof gur my ideal fantasywould be for joan crawfor to give me a bare bottom hair brush spanking good ol mommy dearest in a tight sweater and capris you get the idea aybe you could spank me in the right direction

Response: I have no idea where Mommy Dearest is lurking these days, but she wants you to be sure to bring along some wire hangers.

Question: How do you [spanko bloggers] all know each other?

Response I don't know that we do all know each other. As with any large collection of people, there are some with whom one feels very close, others who are friendly acquaintances, and a third group with whom we exchange a smile and a greeting.

A big part of the blogging experience is getting to know people with similar interests. We regularly swap comments and e-mails, and sometimes collaborate on projects. I have developed a deep affection and admiration for many of my blogging colleagues, even though we've never met. If we write with a tone of familiarity, this is the reason.

Question: When are u going to wear tight jeans agin?

Response: As a matter of fact, I'm wearing them right now!

Question: Do you make up phrases for keyword chaos?

Response: No. Happily, the readers supply me with all of the wonderfully strange material I could ever want. I don't believe I could write gags as funny and offbeat as the ones that roll in my door for free.

Question: Did you & Randy "ever" play the Cheerleader & Principal?

Response: Yes, I believe we have.

Question: Can I smack you.

Response: "Hello" would be a more conventional greeting.

Statement: I couldn't help but notice the pantie lines on your jeans. I can just imagine taking those jeans down and, after warming up the seat of those panties, taking them down and making your cheeks bright red!!

Response: Ah, yes, the progressive spanking. There's a perennial fan favorite!

Statement: I think that women with big butts that liked to be spanked are extremely sexy and amazing.

Response: That was almost a compliment.

Question: I live in ___. Do you live near here?

Response: No, regrettably, I don't live near ___. According to Randy, I live on the internet.

Question: Where do you get all your ideas?

Response: Ideas are like the air around us. Inspiration is everywhere! We need only open our eyes and set our imaginations free.