Keyword Chaos

Here's a change of pace. How about some Keyword Chaos? What follows are phrases people entered into search engines that led them to this blog.

• list of spanking blogs - Look to your right -->


• panty gusset pics - OK, now, big smile...


• secret service impressed by california businesswoman - This is about as unlikely as any search phrase I've seen. It goes to prove that on the web, you just never know.


• spank curtsy - One must employ proper manners when attending a formal discipline session


• spanking big round bottoms - For some strange reason, I get lots of these


• spanking sin - So, let me get this straight. Is the spanking itself the sin, or is it the punishment for some other sin?


• secretary secret spanking - I have to think that if you whack somebody's bottom in an office, it's not going to stay a secret for long


• allday butt plug - Is that anything like a Black Cow?


• spank tits balls held tears forced cum sorority - These gals sure know how to throw a party!


• sex spankying - For people who like a little nookeying with their spankying


• what's new handprints spanking - It's the five finger salute


• butt plug underwear - Always an understated fashion choice


• i'm hot, tight, aggressive bottom. is very good. - I think that phrase might have lost something in translation


• why bottoms go red after being spanked - Because they are beaming from all the attention


• nipple clamp enema beg - Huh?


• mommy spanks email - Bad spammer!


• spank cried rectum - ...And the wind cried Mary


• are you going to spank my bun sir pictures - Oh please, Sir Pictures, not the flash!


• inside my panties - I'm guessing that's a show sort of like "Inside the Actors' Studio"


• a proper spanking - It beats an improper spanking any day!


• cliff smarts holidays in ireland - Coming up on today's episode of Lost on the Internet...


• diy and personal lubricant and recipe and sex and make your own ingredients - One part Mazola, two parts baby oil


• tonya harding wedgie pics - In this weird world, those photos might actually exist


• wife needs to be spanked chores - If it feels like a chore to spank your wife, you're probably not doing it right


• kevlar thongs - The new definition of toughness


• woman who offer spankings - Two for a nickel, five for a dime?


• learning to spell fly swatter spanking - It's remarkable how often we spankos need to spell those words


• six of the best caning - Why does no one ever get six of the well above average?


• normal spankings - Abnormal spankings are so much more exciting


• hard girdle spankings - Why would anyone wear a hard girdle?


• panty assignment - OK, Gloria, you get these flowered bikinis...


• nylon surprise - I screamed when the nightgown jumped out of the drawer


• photos visual panty lines - Got lines?


• punished big ass - Oh, no, I don't want to be punished big


• supergirl thongs on bare asses - Are they bare or are they wearing thongs? ...And what does Supergirl have to do with any of this?


• precisely spanked - I definitely appreciate a man with good aim


• shoe store skirt salesman panties - When I go to the shoe store, I steer clear of those pesky skirt salesmen


• cheerleader wedgies - Rah Rah Rah, Hut Hut Hut, get this thing outa my butt!


• anal sex badly - If you're going to do it badly, I think it's better to skip it altogether!


• raunchy ladies underwear - I've heard that some raunchy ladies don't wear any underwear at all


• funny spanking of asses - Some guy in a clown nose paddled me with a floppy orange shoe


• pure spankings - New from Time-Life Media, here's the CD box set that no spanko household can do without


• what to wear to a spanking - Nothing is always a popular choice


• free spanking - Wouldn't this make a great protest sign?


• my aunty wears pantyhose - Amazing! So does mine.


• panty girdle discipline - The mere threat would be enough to make me behave!


• spicy food ass crack burn sore - There's a kink we hadn't considered


• bare butt baboon pictures - As opposed to pictures of baboons dressed in evening wear?


• sex with a glass cigar tubes - There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned romp in the humidor


• visible panty line inspections spanking humiliation - I'd love to meet the person who gets to be the inspector. Now's there's an unusual occupation!


• sexy girdles worn by tall sexy british girls - This person has a very specialized fetish


• spankee fonder - Does this involve dipping in hot cheese? No, wait, that's fondue.


• doctors recommend spanking foreplay - Really?


• hitachi magic wand how to open - Don't open it. There aren't any batteries. Just plug it in and flip the switch.


• stories remembering getting a hard spanking - Remember? How could I forget?


• spanking tonya harding - Apparently the wedgie wasn't sufficient


• naughty girls get their bottoms paddled - So do nice girls, if they know how to ask


• great spanking sites - I once got a few quick swats on the Golden Gate bridge


• seven straps - The lost scene from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers