Swatter’s Retreat, America’s finest luxury spanko resort, is located a mere fifteen minutes south of Flogger Park. Situated on 1200 idyllic wooded acres, Swatter’s Retreat offers something special for every spanking enthusiast:
- Deluxe rooms featuring four poster beds, extra pillows, balconies, sound baffles, and a complete stock of disciplinary supplies
- Daily dinner service at Over the Knee, our four star continental dining room (padded seating for 52)
- Full use of our two executive fitness clubs featuring the Crop-o-matic line of workout equipment
- Nightly cocktails at Welts, our rustic tavern and snack bar
- Exclusive spa privileges, including access to Rolf, our licensed corporal punishment masseur
- The elegant Hindquarters conference facility offers meeting rooms, catered dining, and our unique load-bearing, adjustable height podiums
- Seven miles of immaculately maintained hiking trails, including the very popular hickory grove walk
- Premium honeymoon suite featuring a beautiful mahogany and brass spanking bench and a choice of exotic implements from around the world
To reserve your dream getaway at Swatter’s Retreat, call us now at (888) SWATTER. Whether it’s your first visit or your fiftieth, we know you’ll agree that memories made at Swatter’s Retreat last a long, long time.
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11 comments :
is it available for corporate events? I think it might be a good place for team building exercises and a moral boost. How about weddings?
Mike
Mike,
How right you are. I've added a bullet describing the conference facility.
Thanks.
If we don't like it, can we take it out on the manager's ass? I hear she's totally worth it!
Sounds like the perfect weekend getaway!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
You mean it's not real?! Don't tease me like that.
Marcus - Yes, I guess that would follow. But in the name of fairness, please at least take a look at your room first!
Storm - Wet spankings you say? Hmmmm. I didn't even mention the bathroom fixtures...
Tigger - There's just nothing like a romantic spanko getaway.
Smart - That would be great! He could even carry you over the "thrashhold."
Janeen - Yes, you and Will would definitely be candidates for the super spanko weekend package.
Jade - Here's a great entrepreneurial opportunity. You don't even have to pay me royalties (I'll settle for a few free sessions with Rolf).
Reader - Thanks! Instead of a nightly turn down service, this establishment could provide a tie down service!
Bonnie said, "But in the name of fairness, please at least take a look at your room first!"
Oh. Heh. Alright. If you say so. ;)
Where do I sign up? And is there off (waaay off) site child care???
Awww, Bonnie! I thought it was a real place!! Not a bad idea, though, is it? I'd be happy to work there for FREE!!
If this isn't on the level, that's too bad, but how did you get that picture with the prominently featured sign in it?
Oh, never mind! I forgot, Photoshop (re/ the sign out in front of the place).
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