You must know by now that I'm not one to leave well enough alone.
| Have a whacky, smacky Christmas Time to barbeque your rear We all know that it will glow Until we toast New Year Have a whacky, smacky Christmas When you sit upon your seat Say uh, oh, that stings you know and makes a lot of heat Oh, ho, you're bare below hung where all can see A paddle waits for you stick it out for me Have a whacky, smacky Christmas Go ahead and rub my dear Oh by golly, have a whacky smacky Christmas this year |
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Good one, Bonnie, and very sexy, like the other ones are too; but I have a question: as I am Dutch, and not very familiar with the American repertoire of Christmas songs, what song is this a parody of? It is a lot more fun reading your version, knowing the original, as I did until Whacky Smacky Christmas came along (I'm actually quite proud of that, since I wasn't born into Anglo-American culture).
Well frankly it is a parody of Holly Jolly Christmas. Oh bonnie I am waiting for Rudolph.LOL
"You must know by now that I'm not one to leave well enough alone."
Which of course is why you end up over the knee over and over again... much to all of our and (from what you write...) your delight.
Have a wacky, smacky Christmas, Bonnie.
Marcus
that was great! I have an area on my website (www.sarahthorne.com) that has spanko Christmas stories and rhymes...if you would give me permission to use it? It's only 3 more days to Christmas, but that's enough time for people to see it --- AND it will come back next year as well!
Lemme know, Bonnie! e mail me at feed_back@sarahthorne.com
ginger
Frankly - As Lisa already shared, that song is Holly, Jolly Christmas. I remember a portly, bearded singer named Burl Ives singing it.
Lisa - Thanks. Rudolf is a difficult song to parody. It has very well known words and a memorable cadence that I really wouldn't want to abandon.
Marcus - It's all true. Thanks!
Ginger - I just sent you a response. Go for it!
Storm - Who knows? Maybe old Burl was a spanko...
Janeen - How did you know I was working on the Twelve Days? I like your version. Thanks.
Thanks for the name of the song, Lisa.
Bonnie, imagine the very own portly singer's big hand noisily impacting on the round bottom of a naughty female (and they're all naughty) draped over his broad lap, roasting her rear, after opening the presents under the Christmas tree and singing your parody to her, holding in his hand her gift to him... a custom made paddle... might happen... you never know... lets hope so.
...first his big hand, as a warm-up, and then the paddle... because he's a considerare man.
I meant considerate.
Bonnie, I love all your 'spanking carols, they are excellent, You have a brilliant give for writing. I've been singing some of them as I browse your wonderful blog. "Six of the best", to you from a life long spanking enthuiast.
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